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Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot
The followup to "The Fifth Element" we have all been waiting for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsG7WJVZv8

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fuc besson

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
hey this director is a pedophile so maybe don't pay money to see this movie

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

us vs also us posted:

hey this director is a pedophile so maybe don't pay money to see this movie

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
dats fuckt up but yeah I got a serious pedo vibe when I first saw that movie and I have not watched it again

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Jimmy Hats posted:

dats fuckt up but yeah I got a serious pedo vibe when I first saw that movie and I have not watched it again

it's a loving creepy movie I hate it

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Aging Millenial posted:

The followup to "The Fifth Element" we have all been waiting for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsG7WJVZv8

Looks like he should have stayed gone.

This looks like poo poo, honestly.

It's a philosophical, whimsical comic book about space-agents

Besson: "ACTION-PACKED SCI-FI TENTPOLE EPIC! GOTTA GET SOME OF THAT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY-MONEY!"

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
In his 30s Luc Besson dated a 15 yr old girl and married her. She was pregnant by him at 16.

That seems extremely predatory. But how come no one cares?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What is it always idiot unrelatable teens in those goddamn movies

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


You have to be really good at making movies to get the pedo pass. Polanski and woody sure but this frog???? I'm not so sure

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

i like that posted:

In his 30s Luc Besson dated a 15 yr old girl and married her. She was pregnant by him at 16.

That seems extremely predatory. But how come no one cares?

wait what the gently caress oh my god

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc_Besson#Personal_life

no one support this piece of poo poo

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Val Arayan and the Totally Not Na'vis

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
Man, why did I have to learn about this. I like his movies. FUUUUUCKKKKKK

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
Im going to see this movie at least 4 times. I will buy tickets for all of you.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

literally a hog posted:

Im going to see this movie at least 4 times. I will buy tickets for all of you.

I'm going to buy negative the number of tickets you buy.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
how did you guys not realize this, it's not subtle

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


A Frenchman is interested in teenager girls!?! I'd never of guessed it!!!

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Aeka 2.0 posted:

Man, why did I have to learn about this. I like his movies. FUUUUUCKKKKKK
lol why do you like his movies? he made one good one.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

TenementFunster posted:

lol why do you like his movies? he made one good one.

you of all people should be alright with 30yr olds loving teenagers

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Tolkien minority posted:

You have to be really good at making movies to get the pedo pass. Polanski and woody sure but this frog???? I'm not so sure
Pedophilia and rape

Your prez is riding on the same pass. That pissing scene must have been excellent.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Bolow posted:

you of all people should be alright with 30yr olds loving teenagers
but i'm NOT alright with 30yr olds directing "Lucy"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

who

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


He made that Luke Perry film.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

...and the pitch! posted:

He made that Luke Perry film.

I would see a movie remake of "Cool Hand Luke" if the titular Luke was played by Matthew Perry

and also if the warden was a leather mistress with huge knockers

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TenementFunster posted:

but i'm NOT alright with 30yr olds directing "Lucy"

your rap sheet costs more than most of my personal possessions

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

us vs also us posted:

wait what the gently caress oh my god

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc_Besson#Personal_life

no one support this piece of poo poo

His current wife got beaten with the ugly forest so his hoe hoppin didn't pay out

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot
Stupid social justice warriors in this thread "whaa he hosed a 15 a year old girl." Well guess what, it's biologically NATURAL, just like homosexuality.

From the male perspective a 15 year old girl is often more attractive than a 40 year old woman.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Aging Millenial posted:

Stupid social justice warriors in this thread "whaa he hosed a 15 a year old girl." Well guess what, it's biologically NATURAL, just like homosexuality.

From the male perspective a 15 year old girl is often more attractive than a 40 year old woman.

your av is really on-brand

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Aging Millenial posted:

Stupid social justice warriors in this thread "whaa he hosed a 15 a year old girl." Well guess what, it's biologically NATURAL, just like homosexuality.

From the male perspective a 15 year old girl is often more attractive than a 40 year old woman.

:stonk:

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

your av is really on-brand

are you triggered bitch

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Tolkien minority posted:

You have to be really good at making movies to get the pedo pass. Polanski and woody sure but this frog???? I'm not so sure

cf. Brian singer

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
That actor has such a punchable face and I've hated him in every movie I've seen him in!!

CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think
Maybe I'd give a poo poo if the two leads didn't look like a pair of fuckin dumbo's.

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot
also the age of consent in many European countries is like 15, so he broke no law.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


ArmZ posted:

cf. Brian singer

He makes bad movies I do not support his diddling of twinks

Aging Millenial posted:

also the age of consent in many European countries is like 15, so he broke no law.

Frenchmen break other laws, like the laws of nature and decency

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I remember thinking the fifth element was pretty lovely

Aging Millenial
Nov 24, 2016

by zen death robot

Tolkien minority posted:

Frenchmen break other laws, like the laws of nature and decency

You fool, you have internalized your culture's misandry and have shame over your natural sexuality.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
He's not a pedophile, Europeans are just more sexually free than Americans


i don't believe this

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Aging Millenial posted:

You fool, you have internalized your culture's misandry and have shame over your natural sexuality.

I actually just hate the French

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