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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
wasnt recent was a few years ago i remember he was p devastated bout it i was just slurpin on a chela and shlonching on my spliff so i was liek all good? lol wuttttttttttt

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
it's true I smoke weed everyday and my penis is very small

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
this is not definitive proof corrlation does not mean casuiation

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Stop talking to yourself op.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


my penis was small before i started smoking the devils lettuce and has remained so since hope this helps w/ur investigation

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


yea its true i have a baby dick

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Perspective changed, that's why I keep a birds' eye view 24/7

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Did you take his weed?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

...and the pitch! posted:

Did you take his weed?

i really shouldve i really should have....

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

gently caress da Mods posted:

i really shouldve i really should have....

Next time.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i seriously doubt he has the data to back that up

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Talking to you would make anyone's penis smaller OP

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Psycho Society posted:

Talking to you would make anyone's penis smaller OP

:)

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Did he keep his stash in his dick? loving BOOM riddle solved

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Smoked to much weed, ate too much food, dick go bye bye.

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
If you put the weed directly in your donger it will get FUCKINF HIGE my buddy tanner told me its true

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgJ4aTsXv4

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

please edit ur post and delete this video comment

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't smoke weed and I have huge dick, so it must be true. HTH

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

gently caress da Mods posted:

wasnt recent was a few years ago i remember he was p devastated bout it i was just slurpin on a chela and shlonching on my spliff so i was liek all good? lol wuttttttttttt

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i bet this guy smoked a whole bunch of weed of a strain that causes paranoia and convinced himself so thoroughly that his penis was shrinking that his brain stuck that way after he sobered up

reefer madness!

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrZsgQ8ebX0

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP
Nah yeah weed definitely shrinks your dick, but no one cares because weed is so good.

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

I just skipped around to the end and lol at instantly hearing that his bitcoin power supply caught on fire.

Surely bitcoin mining you spend more on electric and computers and poo poo then you could ever hope to make back? Isn't the only profitable way to bitcoin mine is to install malware on other people's computers?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Megaspel posted:

Nah yeah weed definitely shrinks your dick, but no one cares because weed is so good.

tell me more

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

gently caress da Mods posted:

this is not definitive proof corrlation does not mean casuiation

bullshit why else would it be so small

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

scientifically weed particles blocks the big penis molecules in your balls. This causes what is scientifically known as, "baby dick syndrome where you have a small penis"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My penis is getting smaller as I age. That pouch above the penis keeps encroaching on it. Only a matter of time until it's just a fold of fat down there that pee comes out of once in a while.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
it depends on the strain really

indicas give you babydick

sativas give you monsterdick

hybrids keep you in balance

the zen of weeddick

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

one time i smoked a drug and now i can no longer dickslap the international space station

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe it was just at the wrong part of its orbit im not sure

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
You are the guy, right OP?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Weed doesn't have any effect on your dick, but it can make you grow manboobs. :pseudo:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Weed doesn't have any effect on your dick, but it can make you grow manboobs. :pseudo:

already got those so not a problem

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
maybe he just had a tiny chubby chode op

and he's making poo poo up because he's religious for some lovely god who hates cool drugs

ever thought of that?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Weed doesn't have any effect on your dick, but it can make you grow manboobs. :pseudo:

go on

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
smoke heaps of weed as a young man bang a ton of chicks bareback thanks to low sperm count due to too much weed think it's the best thing ever until you grow old and grey and yearn to create life as a way of ensuring your legacy of bullshit continues

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


turn on your monitor

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
How come weed doesn't make girls boobs grow and their dicks get small.. or does it.. :wth:

Stephen K. Bannon
Mar 8, 2017

by Smythe
OP Finish the loving story.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
show him this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_medicine)

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