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i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Let's have some healthy venting going!


Ladies, feel free to mention the things that men do that annoy you, as well.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
not give me sex

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
When they :rolleyes: @ u

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Never met one OP

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

not give me sex
Don't you eat a lot of fast food

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Wear clothes

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
breathe

(gbs hates women OP)

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Get pregnant.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I have one friend that texts me way to much and another that never texts like jeeze there's a middle ground ladies!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Lady: I have feeling and want to take action to solve it.
Fella: Okay how about X?
Lady: No
Fella: Okay how about Y?
Lady: No
Fella: Okay how about Z?
Lady: No
[10 minutes later]
Fella: Okay well what do you suggest?
Lady: IDK you choose

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://heatst.com/gaming/feminist-frequency-publicly-shames-polygon-staffer-for-his-furry-fetish/?mod=sm_tw_post

when they shame me for my furry fetish

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gbs hates yemen

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Lady: I have feeling and want to take action to solve it.
Fella: Okay how about X?
Lady: No
Fella: Okay how about Y?
Lady: No
Fella: Okay how about Z?
Lady: No
[10 minutes later]
Fella: Okay well what do you suggest?
Lady: IDK you choose

haha those womenfolk sure are zany!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

When they emotionally manipulate you into an abusive relationship and you end up friendless and full of guilt, anxiety and even fear

Lol

Edit: forgot how they take all your money too

Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Mar 29, 2017

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

Don't you eat a lot of fast food


sometimes at taco bell I see guys eating there with their girlfriends


what's their secret

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

When they emotionally manipulate you into an abusive relationship and you end up friendless and full of guilt, anxiety and even fear

Lol

Love bombed ftl

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I get annoyed when women use their own social media to discuss their experiences, hopes and dreams.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
when i just want to vent and the guy keeps interrupting to give me advice

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

When they emotionally manipulate you into an abusive relationship and you end up friendless and full of guilt, anxiety and even fear

Lol

Don't be ashamed. I've been there too. PM me if you want to talk about it.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
uhhh you would have to talk to women for them to annoy you OP heh

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
You in the literal sense. You should call your mom more often

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
when they prefer intuition over reason

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
Let's go out to eat, where do you want to go?
"I don't care, you choose."
Ok, lets go for seafood.
"Ehh"
How about Mexican?
"No"
Mediterranean?
"Mmm I don't know"
Let's go for sushi.
"You know Kelly told me about this pita place down on Main Street, she said they make the hummus in house and blah blah blah

edit: late but true

Healthy Nut Snack fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Mar 29, 2017

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
They keep having children, extending this torment known as existence

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
"i don't love you anymore"

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Psycho Society posted:

"i don't love you anymore"

*Already has new boyfriend lined up*

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Women are just angry that they can't say "friend of the family" anymore. :smuggo:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
care bout stuff

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

*Already has new boyfriend lined up*

You bet I did

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Interact with me while I'm posting

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Definitely periods, I am so sick of my grammar nazi wife telling me "that's a run on sentence, you need a period there," and it's like a text message or something, text messages don't need to follow the rules of normal grammar, don't you guys agree, I know you all have to put up with women and their obsession with separating statements by periods

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

They keep having children, extending this torment known as existence

I thought you enjoyed life and were planning on kids

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Definitely periods, I am so sick of my grammar nazi wife telling me "that's a run on sentence, you need a period there," and it's like a text message or something, text messages don't need to follow the rules of normal grammar, don't you guys agree, I know you all have to put up with women and their obsession with separating statements by periods

Heck if anything girls I know need MORE periods

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

i like that posted:

I thought you enjoyed life and were planning on kids

I've never said the first thing

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Psycho Society posted:

Heck if anything girls I know need MORE periods

oh yeah, it's always feast or famine with them. I can't count how many times a woman has been jabbering at me for like ten minutes straight and I'm like "hey babe, how about tossing a full stop on the end of this conversation?" :smug:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Applewhite posted:

oh yeah, it's always feast or famine with them. I can't count how many times a woman has been jabbering at me for like ten minutes straight and I'm like "hey babe, how about tossing a full stop on the end of this conversation?" :smug:

Ugh, and forget about semicolons. I wish women would be more lenient with grammar and punctuation, I just can't keep track of all the rules!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Ugh, and forget about semicolons. I wish women would be more lenient with grammar and punctuation, I just can't keep track of all the rules!

No kidding! Women never let me experiment with colon stuff. I'm like "well we can just start with the semicolon..." and she's like "No; colons and semicolons can only be used in specific ways."

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
When she laughs at my dangling participle

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
when she wont tug on my hang-down

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PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
speak

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