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A woman eats shoots and leaves. A woman eats, shoots and leaves.
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PromethiumX posted:speak Are you too scared to go talk to her
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Mar 29, 2017 22:22
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cheer for roman reigns c'mon ladies, he sucks!!!!
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Mar 29, 2017 22:28
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YeahTubaMike posted:when i just want to vent and the guy keeps interrupting to give me advice this but the opposite where they just wanna vent about the same problem over and over again
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Mar 29, 2017 22:30
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Naggers.
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Mar 29, 2017 22:33
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Other men. Come on ladies, my entitlement needs you here.
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Mar 29, 2017 22:46
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when they wont stop suckin my dick or telling me how handsome i am or buying me cool expensive presents etc it's like cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Mar 29, 2017 23:29
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replacing your human child with a changeling that will eventually run off with your most prized possession
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Mar 29, 2017 23:30
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when they slither in under my door during the night and crawl down my throat in an attempt to kill me
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Mar 30, 2017 00:33
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delete my Breath of the Wild save, that's what the separate WiiU profiles are FOR you ENORMOUS MORON
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Mar 30, 2017 00:36
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When they nest behind my fridge and I have to suck them up with my vacuum cleaner
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Mar 30, 2017 00:45
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When they leave you because they think your alcoholism is going to kill you and they don't want to be a part of that
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Mar 30, 2017 01:00
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be emotionally unavailable
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Mar 30, 2017 01:03
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YeahTubaMike posted:when i just want to vent and the guy keeps interrupting to give me advice Well then maybe you should say at the start that you just want to vent.
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Mar 30, 2017 01:34
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:When they leave you because they think your alcoholism is going to kill you and they don't want to be a part of that find you a drunkard lady and you can flush yourselves down the toilet of life together. hold hands as your organs fail.
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Mar 30, 2017 01:35
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Stop leaving your shedded hair on the shower wall !!!!
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Mar 30, 2017 01:38
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Poetic Justice posted:Stop leaving your shedded hair on the shower wall !!!! And refuses to fuckkng clean it off cause ewwww hair is gross
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Mar 30, 2017 01:40
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hwen she is like "hey whatcha thinkin?" like pfffffffff am i right guys?
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Mar 30, 2017 01:42
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Fart Puzzle posted:hwen she is like "hey whatcha thinkin?" like pfffffffff am i right guys? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRvP-gg-6zc
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Mar 30, 2017 01:43
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When they run their hands lovingly though your hair, look deep into your eyes, and plant eggs DEEP in your abdomen with a quivering chitinous ovipositor and sing sweetly to her nurglings as they hatch a devour you whole heh
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Mar 30, 2017 01:51
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Dying to motivate me and my friends. It's like, c'mon bitxh you takin up space in the fridge, there's no room for my chicken nuggets now
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Mar 30, 2017 01:54
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When they look at me and like wow I go to myself why is she, WHY is she looking at me like that Crazy it annoys me so much that I look away and then she looks disappointed and yearning and once again I mutter to myself dude (that's what I call myself at times like that bwa ha ha ha huh) put a sock in it and then she rolls over on her side and I stare at the ceiling then I tentatively reach over but it's a no go so I kill myself and in the morning she's gone with nothing left behind but a dirty sock and I don't want that thing anywhere near my unit
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Mar 30, 2017 02:00
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One of my exes liked to wake me up in the morning by punching me in the cock. Didn't last long, as you might imagine
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Mar 30, 2017 02:01
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when they poo poo in my mouth and gently caress me with a stinking, rock hard strap-on until i'm dead.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:01
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Can't open a pickled egg jar.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:02
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when she call u bae in ur like aw
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Mar 30, 2017 02:03
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not flushing the toilet, like sheesh
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Mar 30, 2017 02:04
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Not restocking the liquor cabinet and also eyeing the pool boy.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:08
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Tries to ram her ovipositor down my throat and then tells me she's not an alien.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:07
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Makes me cum super hard right at the beginning of the orgy so I'm basically just a lesbian for 4 hours then. 
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Mar 30, 2017 02:14
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They do everything men do that pisses me off but with a subtle, sexual element.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:17
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Mar 30, 2017 02:18
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they're always cleaning poo poo up with their titties
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Mar 30, 2017 02:27
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:they're always cleaning poo poo up with their titties I am fully torqued rn
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Mar 30, 2017 02:32
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My girlfriend was bitching for twenty minutes about some bullshit her friend did, and then when I told her "I agree, your friend is a stupid and unlikable shitheel, and I've always felt so," she got pissed at me and told me not to talk about her friends that way. Ah, the poo poo I put up with.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:34
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women be complainin.... always no really i mean fucks sake
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Mar 30, 2017 02:34
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That sound they make and look in their eyes when they realize the police wont get there in time. Annoying. Sometimes makes it hard to sleep.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:36
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i have interacted with women irl AMA
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Mar 30, 2017 02:38
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skeemon posted:i have interacted with women irl AMA Are they able to supress their psionic abilities at will or do they require an artifact?
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Mar 30, 2017 02:41
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I don't like it when they fart! stop farting all the time ladies pls!!!
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