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get roles in film and television have a successful career in music or comedy
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Hate it when I take a girl home and discover she doesn't have a penis.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:47
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Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness insignificance and posting in GBS, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:47
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we get boat we get go posted:Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness insignificance and posting in GBS, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me. Yeah people are pretty cool in general
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Mar 30, 2017 02:48
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This one time this chick was all  so I was like  then she was all  . Then we  and she was all  . Then she was all again and I was like 
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Mar 30, 2017 02:50
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Literally being Hitler.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:56
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I want to play video games but they're wearing me out from constant round-the-clock sex.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:56
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Wikkheiser posted:I want to play video games but they're wearing me out from constant round-the-clock sex. 
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Mar 30, 2017 02:57
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I hate when I finally open up emotionally to a girl, and really bare my soul and all my dreams and insecurities, and then she leaves and suddenly there's someone out there in the world who knows how truly emotionally broken you are and also the sorry state of your small testicles and that thought is really off-putting.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:58
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I really hate it how women crawl into my ear when i sleep and lay eggs in my head so i always have to see their weird squiggly spawn in the corner of my eyes and have a weird acidic-bitter taste in my mouth all day
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Mar 30, 2017 03:02
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Whew. After even more sex with women I just wanted to come back to the thread and post about it again. God it's horrible. So as I was... excuse me... more sex ... now? Oh no! How can this be happening!? I was just starting to post again with my internet friends! How I miss them so! What a terrible fate!
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Mar 30, 2017 03:09
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It sucks when they turn half your buddies to stone with their petrifying gaze before you slay them with the help of your mirrored shield.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:10
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Men, please put the seat down after you are done peeing in the toilet.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:29
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E: ^^^ bullshit, you put the seat and the lid down, so that you don't spray micro droplets of poo poo and piss all round the bathroom when you flush. As for my original point... Ruining classic movie franchises by letting that hack Paul Feig write the script. I'm all like "For the love of god Kristen, you wrote bridesmaids, just do it yourself." I suppose it's a similar situation to Zack Snyder sitting in the director's chair when there's an actual director standing 10 feet away wearing a bat suit. jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Mar 30, 2017 03:28
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Pththya-lyi posted:Men, please put the seat down after you are done peeing in the toilet. Women, please put the seat up after you are done peeing in the toilet. Moltke fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Mar 30, 2017 03:29
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Pththya-lyi posted:Men, please put the seat down after you are done peeing in the toilet. men: just piss in the shower and avoid this bullshit altogether
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Mar 30, 2017 03:34
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it's actually VERY sexist to put down the toilet seat and / or lid as you are assuming that women are too stupid or lazy to do it themselves you loving sexist PIGS
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Mar 30, 2017 03:34
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I mean, what is with the need for constant, unrelenting, round the clock sex, for or not for the propagation of the species ladies? AMIRITE guys? 
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Mar 30, 2017 03:40
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Jeff Sichoe posted:it's actually VERY sexist to put down the toilet seat and / or lid as you are assuming that women are too stupid or lazy to do it themselves you loving sexist PIGS But I already put the seat and lid down so as not to bathe the room in a fine mist of my excrement. Are you saying I should stand there and wait for the flush to finish before lifting the seat and lid and then going to wash my hands. That sounds far too inefficient a usage of the lavatorial facilities for my tastes.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:41
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jazzyhattrick posted:But I already put the seat and lid down so as not to bathe the room in a fine mist of my excrement. Are you saying I should stand there and wait for the flush to finish before lifting the seat and lid and then going to wash my hands. That sounds far too inefficient a usage of the lavatorial facilities for my tastes. farts are millions of tiny poos so you are already literally covered in poo particles they are in your lungs and blood so if I were you I wouldn't worry about a little extra poo in your diet
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Mar 30, 2017 03:52
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in after GBS hates women
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Mar 30, 2017 03:56
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Jeff Sichoe posted:farts are millions of tiny poos so you are already literally covered in poo particles they are in your lungs and blood so if I were you I wouldn't worry about a little extra poo in your diet But underwear and trousers keep the poo particles released to the outside within safe perameters. The lid performs much the same function. It prevents unnecessarily high levels of aerosolized poo, pee, and let's not forget, spunk from spraying across the room and landing on objects such as your toothbrush.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:00
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I hate how my wife keeps emptying out the fridge to put in all her naked ken dolls. (she says they're better when they're 'cool') 
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Mar 30, 2017 04:02
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Blockade posted:I hate how my wife keeps emptying out the fridge to put in all her naked ken dolls. They can never be cool enough, because Ken is gay.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:46
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leaving like 5 seconds on the microwave, leaving food out on the counter and then leaving the house, leaving caps off sharpies (no concept of a felt tip pen drying out)
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Mar 30, 2017 04:49
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Somehow getting those hairbands and bobby pins into every square inch of your carpet and every crevice of every piece of furniture.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:53
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I'm always bummed out when a woman sexually harasses me on the street
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Mar 30, 2017 04:57
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Blockade posted:I hate how my wife keeps emptying out the fridge to put in all her naked ken dolls. Whoa is your wife single? 
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Mar 30, 2017 05:03
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sitting down without looking
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Mar 30, 2017 05:05
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skeemon posted:i have interacted with women irl AMA GREETINGS FELLOW FLESH-HUMAN I TOO AM CORPOREAL
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Mar 30, 2017 05:08
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The alarm goes off, I let her get up, mess around,she's not being quiet so I'm awake now. Well she's banging about, like I say, heavy handed. I don't know how she does it, it's just doors and stuff, everything's like The Hulk's in the house, just bounding about. Just don't be heavy handed, when, even like, pulling the curtains shut and stuff because it's not her who has to fix it when she's yanking at them and pulling them open. Just pull them like that, I put them on a nice rail, just pull them slowly like that. The problem is, most of the day I'm on my own, right? I'm doing DIY, at home, quite happy. No one's there annoying me. I get my lunch later than everyone else so I don't have to see people. No but then that's the problem; Suzanne then comes home, she's been sort of with people so she comes in with loads of energy and I'm going just, "Slow down! Stop going on" Then she's breaking stuff and thats the last- she's heavy handed! Heavy handed with all the stuff I've been fixing. She broke the shutters. What else did she break? I did do a good job! The shutters on a window. She's always breaking stuff. The light switch outside, heavy handed. Don't, uh- she forces things, if it doesn't work it doesn't work, It doesn't matter how hard you hit it or how hard you pull it. Just tell me if it doesn't work and I'll sort it. That's what I do these days, I'm like a caretaker to Suzanne's house. I'm wandering around replacing stuff that she's hosed up!
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Mar 30, 2017 05:09
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Questioning my decisions in any way, shape, or form.
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Mar 30, 2017 05:14
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Questioning my decisions in any way, shape, or form. Jesus. Just start finding men attractive now. Otherwise it's a life of disappointment and misery. And I'll be the first to buy you a drink. 
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Mar 30, 2017 05:21
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They just keep sucking my dick! I mean, like, here I am, trying to solve Hilbert's eleventh problem, back off bicth!
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Mar 30, 2017 05:26
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ArbitraryC posted:this but the opposite where they just wanna vent about the same problem over and over again as for men: taking massive stinky dumps in the shared bathroom like jesus dude, u knew u were gonna nagasaki the toilet fucken walk to one of the other bathrooms in this house containing other bathrooms better yet the gas station
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Mar 30, 2017 06:08
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whoflungpoop posted:this poo poo drives me crazy Everybody poops. Your user name is evidence enough you understand this. Smell it and love it. Learn to love the bomb.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:09
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VendaGoat posted:Everybody poops. Your user name is evidence enough you understand this.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:11
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whoflungpoop posted:I love my own and that is it and I have enough butt decency to use another bathroom when I feel a porcelain pounder coming on Well la de da Ms. I have at least a three bathroom place for my current man du jour to poop in the basement.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:13
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Lucky Guy posted:They just keep sucking my dick! I mean, like, here I am, trying to solve Hilbert's eleventh problem, back off bicth!
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Mar 30, 2017 06:22
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VendaGoat posted:Well la de da Ms. I have at least a three bathroom place for my current man du jour to poop in the basement. 2.5 or 3.5 if u count the one in the little guest house but we wont cause thats a lil too far for a shamepoop but yes theres sufficient pots to poo poo in before we were married I never said anything cause it was his house but now its my house and I dont like having to grab a machete and slash my way through the kudzu of green stink lines just to tinkle sorry im just venting
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