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whoflungpoop posted:It was his house but now its my house. 
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when u marry a lady she gets to assume control of everything u own but u still get to stink it up
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Mar 30, 2017 06:30
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female humans
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Mar 30, 2017 06:32
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whoflungpoop posted:when u marry a lady she gets to assume control of everything u own but u still get to stink it up 
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Mar 30, 2017 06:32
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spurn my advances
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Mar 30, 2017 06:36
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u know... ur right. u DON'T get to stink it up thanks vendagoat uve been real helpful, I have a butthole to weld shut now
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Mar 30, 2017 06:37
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whoflungpoop posted:u know... ur right. u DON'T get to stink it up Enjoy. As long as it's not my ballsack you are using as a speedbag. Imgurs a loving bitch right now, so excuse the lack of a gif.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:45
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whoflungpoop posted:when u marry a lady she gets to assume control of everything u own but u still get to stink it up Holding the opinion that marriage lets women assume total control of a household is something women do that annoys me.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:49
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Bed water
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Mar 30, 2017 06:50
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When they blowjob me to death. C'mon gals, I've got poo poo to do.
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Mar 30, 2017 07:06
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when they shut u down when ur being spastic
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Mar 30, 2017 07:11
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When their hand fan doesn't completely cover their mouths as they chew their tobacco.
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Mar 30, 2017 07:14
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Mar 30, 2017 07:38
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when i already have hayfever and she gets into a defensive position and uses her hind legs to shed her abdominal bristles anyway
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Mar 30, 2017 07:43
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*Bursts into thread, short of breath* Sex with me! *gasps* She does too much sex stuff to my penis. Did anybody say that yet? Nah It's a pretty original idea and it's only page 4 I reckon I'm good.
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Mar 30, 2017 08:21
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When they want an hour of foreplay but complain about you taking too long after 15 minutes of sex
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Mar 30, 2017 08:42
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Using pet names when you're a stranger. I'm not Darlin' bitch
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Mar 30, 2017 22:07
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Gloryhold It! posted:Using pet names when you're a stranger. Things southerners do that annoy you.txt
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Mar 30, 2017 22:10
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Gloryhold It! posted:Using pet names when you're a stranger. I like this one
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Mar 30, 2017 22:12
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When they go "oh, your penis is so big and beautiful!" Like, I knooooow, could you stop objectifying me, loving matriarchs
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Mar 30, 2017 22:46
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it annoys me when women list a bunch of easily fixed problems but they don't want any help or input they just want to bitch about them instead which would be fine except after you are done venting fix the problem but nah lol SBJ posted:When they want an hour of foreplay but complain about you taking too long after 15 minutes of sex this too
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Mar 30, 2017 22:50
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That better be because her legs are jelly mate
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Mar 30, 2017 22:58
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Not finding me attractive despite my obesity and literally looking like a fat Droopy that doesnt talk to anyone. Didnt care enough to look if anyone posted the same thing. Don't care about much tbh.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:01
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you want to be a good feminist and advocate that more women should be put in command of starflight ships, and as soon as they put one in command she gets the loving ship lost in the god drat delta quadrant 70,000 light years from earth.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:03
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Gloryhold It! posted:Using pet names when you're a stranger. i like this one its the sole bit of affection i receive in my entire god forsaken garbage life
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Mar 30, 2017 23:03
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not much tbh women are okay in my book
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Mar 30, 2017 23:04
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Seeing women take selfies is the lamest thing on this Earth. It's not just the idea of selfies, it's when they sit there for 10 minutes trying to perfectly tousel their hair or get some ridiculously impossible angle and the whole thing turns into a production.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:05
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I hate how dudes just have to hold the door for me. Every time I go to lunch a flock of men run ahead of me to let me in. And like every other day one idiot falls down and the rest of them trip over his body and they end up clogging the door. And the pressure and heat causes them to fuse together into one writhing mass of flesh and mild condescension. Then I have to walk all the way around the place, in heels, and I gotta watch out for the idiot cashier who doesn't watch where the hose is dragging. Thanks guys!
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Mar 30, 2017 23:05
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Gloryhold It! posted:Using pet names when you're a stranger. Calm down there, Chief. edit: Sorry for assuming were a guy, Princess.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:07
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Gloryhold It! posted:I hate how dudes just have to hold the door for me. Every time I go to lunch a flock of men run ahead of me to let me in. And like every other day one idiot falls down and the rest of them trip over his body and they end up clogging the door. And the pressure and heat causes them to fuse together into one writhing mass of flesh and mild condescension. im so confused
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Mar 30, 2017 23:18
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:im so confused i hate when women post their gripes in the wrong gendered thread
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Mar 30, 2017 23:19
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As a Californian I open doors for all genders and ages and I hardly ever trip
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Mar 30, 2017 23:20
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i like that posted:Ladies, feel free to mention the things that men do that annoy you, as well.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:20
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I can see how someone opening a door for you would be weird if you lived in a savage and uncivilized land like new york though
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Mar 30, 2017 23:21
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Psycho Society posted:I can see how someone opening a door for you would be weird if you lived in a
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Mar 30, 2017 23:23
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I hold doors for people because I'm not a dick!
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Mar 30, 2017 23:24
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i hold doors for everyone also thing that women do that annoys me: assumes men are only holding the door as some kind of arcane spell to seduce them
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Mar 30, 2017 23:25
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:i hold doors for everyone also Holding doors for the elderly is the best because they smile and call you a gentleman who the world needs more of instead of glaring at you like you're a sexist door monster
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Mar 30, 2017 23:26
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:i hold doors for everyone also Yeah, it's a shadow spell. That's real 101 poo poo right there.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:28
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For real though, there's a difference between holding the door for someone behind you and stopping in the middle of the doorway, forcing me to stop short, walking out of the doorway, and holding the door while making a sweeping gesture and smile like you just took the biggest poo poo in the world and want to show me. Which literally happened. The first is cool. The second makes me want to put you to sleep, and then murder you in your sleep.
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