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Using pet names when you're a stranger. I'm not Darlin' bitch
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I hate how dudes just have to hold the door for me. Every time I go to lunch a flock of men run ahead of me to let me in. And like every other day one idiot falls down and the rest of them trip over his body and they end up clogging the door. And the pressure and heat causes them to fuse together into one writhing mass of flesh and mild condescension. Then I have to walk all the way around the place, in heels, and I gotta watch out for the idiot cashier who doesn't watch where the hose is dragging. Thanks guys!
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Mar 30, 2017 23:05
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i like that posted:Ladies, feel free to mention the things that men do that annoy you, as well.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:20
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Psycho Society posted:I can see how someone opening a door for you would be weird if you lived in a
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Mar 30, 2017 23:23
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:i hold doors for everyone also Yeah, it's a shadow spell. That's real 101 poo poo right there.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:28
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For real though, there's a difference between holding the door for someone behind you and stopping in the middle of the doorway, forcing me to stop short, walking out of the doorway, and holding the door while making a sweeping gesture and smile like you just took the biggest poo poo in the world and want to show me. Which literally happened. The first is cool. The second makes me want to put you to sleep, and then murder you in your sleep.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:34
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Lazer Monkey posted:Dunno what to tell you, the number of times I've gotten laid because of me holding the door rival the number of stars in the sky... I take it you have a lot of light pollution in your area
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Mar 30, 2017 23:36
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When they don't come home for 20 goddamn years and they give you some poo poo about getting held up by monsters
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Mar 30, 2017 23:48
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uber_stoat posted:does this really happen often enough to you that it would be notable? my condolences if so. That was the worst one, but poo poo like that happens all the drat time here
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Mar 31, 2017 00:06
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Approaching the glowing thing we were told to pick up while I'm calling it in. Blowing it up and giving me visions of the apocolypse
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Mar 31, 2017 00:24
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I hate when women hit me with their cars
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Mar 31, 2017 03:49
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I mean I was asking for it walking in a crosswalk.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:00
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I must have been worth like 15 points!
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Mar 31, 2017 04:02
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