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E: ^^^ bullshit, you put the seat and the lid down, so that you don't spray micro droplets of poo poo and piss all round the bathroom when you flush. As for my original point... Ruining classic movie franchises by letting that hack Paul Feig write the script. I'm all like "For the love of god Kristen, you wrote bridesmaids, just do it yourself." I suppose it's a similar situation to Zack Snyder sitting in the director's chair when there's an actual director standing 10 feet away wearing a bat suit. jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:it's actually VERY sexist to put down the toilet seat and / or lid as you are assuming that women are too stupid or lazy to do it themselves you loving sexist PIGS But I already put the seat and lid down so as not to bathe the room in a fine mist of my excrement. Are you saying I should stand there and wait for the flush to finish before lifting the seat and lid and then going to wash my hands. That sounds far too inefficient a usage of the lavatorial facilities for my tastes.
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Jeff Sichoe posted:farts are millions of tiny poos so you are already literally covered in poo particles they are in your lungs and blood so if I were you I wouldn't worry about a little extra poo in your diet But underwear and trousers keep the poo particles released to the outside within safe perameters. The lid performs much the same function. It prevents unnecessarily high levels of aerosolized poo, pee, and let's not forget, spunk from spraying across the room and landing on objects such as your toothbrush.
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*Bursts into thread, short of breath* Sex with me! *gasps* She does too much sex stuff to my penis. Did anybody say that yet? Nah It's a pretty original idea and it's only page 4 I reckon I'm good.
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