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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

When they emotionally manipulate you into an abusive relationship and you end up friendless and full of guilt, anxiety and even fear

Lol

Edit: forgot how they take all your money too

Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Mar 29, 2017

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Applewhite posted:

oh yeah, it's always feast or famine with them. I can't count how many times a woman has been jabbering at me for like ten minutes straight and I'm like "hey babe, how about tossing a full stop on the end of this conversation?" :smug:

Ugh, and forget about semicolons. I wish women would be more lenient with grammar and punctuation, I just can't keep track of all the rules!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

When they go "oh, your penis is so big and beautiful!" Like, I knooooow, could you stop objectifying me, loving matriarchs

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

When they're not into your murder fetish and are all like "but I want to liiiiiive!" In that whiny voice

Gaaash

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Fighting the alien menace and in the middle of reloading your plasma rifle she's all like "im all out!" And you're stuck with the shotgun because she can't aim

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

When they

Like

Just exist yknow

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