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Tries to ram her ovipositor down my throat and then tells me she's not an alien.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:07
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I mean, what is with the need for constant, unrelenting, round the clock sex, for or not for the propagation of the species ladies? AMIRITE guys? 
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Mar 30, 2017 03:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Questioning my decisions in any way, shape, or form. Jesus. Just start finding men attractive now. Otherwise it's a life of disappointment and misery. And I'll be the first to buy you a drink. 
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Mar 30, 2017 05:21
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whoflungpoop posted:this poo poo drives me crazy Everybody poops. Your user name is evidence enough you understand this. Smell it and love it. Learn to love the bomb.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:09
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whoflungpoop posted:I love my own and that is it and I have enough butt decency to use another bathroom when I feel a porcelain pounder coming on Well la de da Ms. I have at least a three bathroom place for my current man du jour to poop in the basement.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:13
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whoflungpoop posted:It was his house but now its my house. 
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Mar 30, 2017 06:28
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whoflungpoop posted:when u marry a lady she gets to assume control of everything u own but u still get to stink it up 
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Mar 30, 2017 06:32
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whoflungpoop posted:u know... ur right. u DON'T get to stink it up Enjoy. As long as it's not my ballsack you are using as a speedbag. Imgurs a loving bitch right now, so excuse the lack of a gif.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:45
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Mar 30, 2017 07:38
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ArbitraryC posted:When you're just chatting with a stranger and they wedge in an obviously forced reference to their boyfriend like they assume you were trying to make a pass at them. Bitch you asked me for help with the bus schedule I'm only talking to you right now out of politeness. The best is not acknowledging that they dropped that little hint and just continuing on with the conversation. There is always a little tell that they are just mildly upset that you weren't.
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Mar 31, 2017 00:13
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Gloryhold It! posted:I hate when women hit me with their cars You probably did something to deserve it.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:51
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Gloryhold It! posted:I mean I was asking for it walking in a crosswalk. I bet you were jaywalking. Women hate jaywalkers.
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