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*Owns several fleshlights* *Has assigned names and personalities to them* *Spends and hour a day inspecting fleshlights for black mold*  http://imgur.com/8hhbl5a  *Owns one of these*
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oh that will be the perfect addition to my Silent Hill nurse RealDoll. Thanks for the inspiration, OP
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Mar 30, 2017 03:22
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I like them because once you're done pounding your little wiener with them you can turn them around and stick them up your rear end.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:25
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i own 13 fleshlights each one stinkier than the last
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Mar 30, 2017 03:24
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*Gets into heated political arguments on the fleshlight enthusiast forum*
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Mar 30, 2017 03:25
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Call me when you get one that is hand sculpted to the exact specifications of your own butt.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:27
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I dunno about those ones that are anatomically correct, they are weird. keep it simple and functional is what I say.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:30
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My fleshlight is a toilet paper tube jammed haphazardly into a faulty toaster, not all of us can swing that sweet zombie pussy
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uber_stoat posted:I dunno about those ones that are anatomically correct, they are weird. keep it simple and functional is what I say. I guess these are ok if you're the kind of guy who likes to gently caress car tires.
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Space Race Riot posted:My fleshlight is a toilet paper tube jammed haphazardly into a faulty toaster, not all of us can swing that sweet zombie pussy Make sure you use the bagel setting for best results.
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I have a Lisa Ann and a Sienna West! I can't tell the difference they must not have made it right 
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Mar 30, 2017 03:38
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I need a thing to put my dick into that is as individual as my fedora
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Mar 30, 2017 03:39
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Got drat, why not stick your dick into a microwaved honeydew? loving nubs.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:41
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Found my new bike seat
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I need a thing to put my dick into that is as individual as my fedora Why not a fedora fleshlight? Someone probably makes one, and if not, I bet you could really hit an unsatisfied niche. VendaGoat posted:Got drat, why not stick your dick into a microwaved honeydew? I'm afraid of burning my wingwong. 
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Mar 30, 2017 03:43
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Taps crusted powdered semen into trashcan. Time to fill 'er up again. 
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*Watches porn* *Is disconcerted by the fact that the pornstar's real vagina doesn't have her autograph next to it*
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Skypie posted:I'm afraid of burning my wingwong. Be a man you loving millennial scum!
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VendaGoat posted:Be a man you loving millennial scum! but how can I be a man without Vlad the Impaler????
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Mar 30, 2017 03:55
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protip you can stick a vibrator inside your fleshlight and go back to gameing
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https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/kiiroo-fl-toys "Teledildonics"
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Maya Fey posted:protip you can stick a vibrator inside your fleshlight and go back to gameing Or, as these forums have taught me, buy an AutoBlow™ VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Mar 30, 2017 |
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Maya Fey posted:protip you can stick a vibrator inside your fleshlight and go back to gameing a pro tip for your peen tip
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Teledildonics is the future
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VendaGoat posted:Or, as these forums have taught me, buy an AutoBlow™ imagine buying an AutoBlow when the AutoBlow 2+ is available
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Mar 30, 2017 04:08
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I got no issue with male sex toys I just don't really understand the logistics of ordering them. The idea of shopping around for a fleshlight instead of just crankin one out and moving on is beyond me.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:10
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lol if u dont own the complete bad dragon sheath collection
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Tenacious J posted:imagine buying an AutoBlow when the AutoBlow 2+ is available *furiously googles for product information*
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Mar 30, 2017 04:11
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FEELS LIKE A REAL PUSSY!!
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Vynar posted:Call me when you get one that is hand sculpted to the exact specifications of your own butt. I'm interested in one that has been lovingly butt-sculpted to the exact specs of my hand.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:18
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Tenacious J posted:imagine buying an AutoBlow when the AutoBlow 2+ is available Let me make a sales pitch here. So, for the price of one fancy dinner, or depending on your location, half the price of a fancy dinner for two people. I can get a device that flat out sucks the cum out of my body and doesn't come with any complications that a warranty can not solve? Isn't technology wonderful?
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*in extremely zizek voice* this artifice, comodifization of female genitalia, et cetera, all *sniff* *tugs shirt* betrays, this *gestures wildly with hands* obsession the west and other countries subject *sniffs* *wipes nose with greasy paw* to western imposed *sniff*
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"how often do you wash yours?" "yea me neither"
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Mar 30, 2017 04:22
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I just gently caress the space where the pillow meets the couch surface of my corduroy sofa
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Lightning Lord posted:I just gently caress the space where the pillow meets the couch surface of my corduroy sofa Enjoy your rugburn while I have an extremely smooth experience with my zombie waifu  
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Mar 30, 2017 04:28
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the advantage of the one I posted is that it is reversible which makes cleaning easy. just flush your rancid spunk out, reverse and rinse. then let dry. somewhere where it will not be noticed by house guests.
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VendaGoat posted:Let me make a sales pitch here. If that was their slogan they would be wildly successful
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VendaGoat posted:Let me make a sales pitch here. Or just find a kraft dinner and anal chick. 
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