Oscar Wild posted:

I used to be ashamed to poo poo. I would never poo poo in school because I felt such shame so I would hold it in all day, then get home and unload. As I progressed in life I became aware that everyone shits, and that knowledge freed my rear end in a top hat. Now I have a free range, undomesticted anus. It's like a wild beast, I can't controlled when and where it will turn on me.