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Hey, it's April and we're talking about Australian Politics! Join the conversation with all of us here. Latham, Cameron, Dean and all  In Recent News: Julia Gillard has taken over Beyond Blue. This has caused a lot of frothing rage from people who think women belong knocked up and in the kitchen (so anyone who votes for the LNP and half of the ALP voters). The government has successfully managed to filibuster their own 18c bill and tank then watch it tank. Bill Leak died for nothing. Centrelink is still loving the poor hard. Tony Abbott continues to be a glaring hypocrite by being the Rudd to Turnbull's Gillard, despite the fact that Rudd was actually popular with people and unpopular with his party, where Abbott is unpopular with absolutely everyone. (Yes, this was in the last OP. It is still relevant) WA election came and went, turns out the Libs got hosed hard but so did the state The Parties and Their Leaders: The Liberals  Lead by Lab-ah  Run by Pauline Hanson's One Nation  Despite the name this party now simply copies whatever dear leader Trump does. They have 4 senate seats thanks to a Double Dissolution election and are gaining power in WA and QLD. The Greens  Australia's only truly left party, the Greens look to leader Karl Marx to light the way while some faux-leftie named Di Natale sends out Facebook posts and tries to ignore the SALTies attempting splits in NSW. Get your rage on and post below  If you feel the need for more chins in your posting we're also on irc #auspol on synirc IRC Rules: Don't be a shithead, don't say racist, sexist, or nasty things. Don't discuss verboten topics. edit:   Ora Tzo posted:Not quite what you wanted, but i suspect it'll suffice. Bogan King fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 1, 2017 07:07
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Is it loving if you wank to your friend's erotic obituary about Bill Leak?
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Apr 1, 2017 07:11
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Is it loving if you wank to your friend's erotic obituary about Bill Leak? Yes it counts as getting laid but if your balls touch the obituary it is 
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Apr 1, 2017 07:13
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Is it loving if you wank to your friend's erotic obituary about Bill Leak? Are dark stormy nights and sullen looks involved?
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Apr 1, 2017 07:14
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Give your kid a normal name like Caleb.
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Apr 1, 2017 07:15
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Anidav posted:Does anyone know specifically why QLD Labor is so desperately in bed with Adani? Like there's hundreds of reasons for them not to be but they still insist.
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Apr 1, 2017 07:33
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http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-01/abbott-announces-leadership-challenge/8404860 Re posting for the April thread
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Apr 1, 2017 07:35
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Like has anyone done a QLD Labor X Adani mega post?
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Apr 1, 2017 07:49
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$ $$ $$$ $$$$
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Apr 1, 2017 08:19
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I reckon they might also be under a ton of pressure from the CFMEU to support the mining industry but that's just my feelpinion
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Apr 1, 2017 08:28
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AFLW is now being called a grooming tool for lesbians to indoctrinate young girls. 
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Apr 1, 2017 09:21
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While I'm busy making GBS threads up my own thread this seems like an appropriate thing to post. I'm not going to bold the choice parts because it's all top shelf lol.Buzzfeed posted:One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has written to the National Broadband Network (NBN) Committee asking for her chief of staff James Ashby to take her place during hearings and site visits next month, according to a letter leaked to BuzzFeed News.
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Apr 1, 2017 09:24
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Anidav posted:Like has anyone done a QLD Labor X Adani mega post? Labor likes mine's because it means a sudden increase in jobs during the initial start-up/construction of the mine. Increased employment, especially in the sacred cow that is mining, always looks good to the public and would probably give them a few good news cycles. Plus the more mining jobs the better for the CFMEU.
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Apr 1, 2017 09:28
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Adarni aren't winning in the courts atm
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Apr 1, 2017 09:31
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Bogan King posted:AFLW is now being called a grooming tool for lesbians to indoctrinate young girls. From 12:10 in here if you want to listen.
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Apr 1, 2017 09:33
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Last I heard they weren't winning with the banks either. Doesn't help that coal looks like a pretty awful investment in general right now
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Apr 1, 2017 09:34
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Bogan King posted:First post lmao
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Apr 1, 2017 09:40
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So we're starting to move inline with Trumpistan. I'm surprised that this is as little as we're doing but give us time."The ABC posted:Passengers flying to Australia from three Middle Eastern airports will be subject to additional security checks on the basis of national security advice, the Federal Government has confirmed.
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Apr 1, 2017 09:45
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Isn't that pretty much all European flights into Australia?
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Apr 1, 2017 09:47
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Bogan King posted:From 12:10 in here if you want to listen. If everyone is overage and consenting adults why the gently caress are they calling it grooming?
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Apr 1, 2017 10:28
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Isn't that pretty much all European flights into Australia? From memory l flew via Bangkok once, but I don't remember ever seeing one that doen't stop in one of those 3 in the last 2 years. Looks like I'm getting screwed by this next week. Sticko fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Apr 1, 2017 10:35
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Nah, it says the testing is random, so I assume it will randomly affect only flights with brown people on them.
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Apr 1, 2017 10:35
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hooman posted:If everyone is overage and consenting adults why the gently caress are they calling it grooming? Because that's the homophobic way to insinuate they're like pedophiles. As if young women have no sexual agency at all and there's some kind of abusive power imbalance between older and younger women. You know, like men.
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Apr 1, 2017 10:38
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Meat Miracle posted:Nah, it says the testing is random, so I assume it will randomly affect only flights with brown people on them. I'm tanned, darky curly haired and scruffy enough that I get stopped as it is. So I'm definitely getting stopped 'randomly'.
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Apr 1, 2017 11:04
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Guys I need your help. Ross Cameron was ranting on Alan Jones' Sky News Show and send that if you can find an article in the Sydney Morning Herald [homosexual] or the ABC about the positive benefits of coal to Australia and the world he will take you out for dinner at Beppi's in Sydney. Please help me. https://twitter.com/Beppisrest/status/847635435853496320 https://twitter.com/Beppisrest/status/846936794511892485
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Apr 1, 2017 11:06
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Guys I need your help. Ross Cameron was ranting on Alan Jones' Sky News Show and send that if you can find an article in the Sydney Morning Herald [homosexual] or the ABC about the positive benefits of coal to Australia and the world he will take you out for dinner at Beppi's in Sydney. I will certainly help you - by advising you to not go to dinner with Ross Cameron just in case it's contagious. It's not worth the risk.
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Apr 1, 2017 11:09
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Guys I need your help. Ross Cameron was ranting on Alan Jones' Sky News Show and send that if you can find an article in the Sydney Morning Herald [homosexual] or the ABC about the positive benefits of coal to Australia and the world he will take you out for dinner at Beppi's in Sydney. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-04/us-election-trump-working-mans-hero-in-logan-county-coal-country/7993230 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-20/hazelwood-closure-leaves-major-energy-black-hole-prices-to-rise/8367826 Basically anything by Uhlmann will fit.
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Apr 1, 2017 11:15
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Just make sure you put a  in him when you're done. 
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Apr 1, 2017 11:18
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If you end up at the table with him, ask Jonesy if he really did gently caress those teenagers he coached at that school.
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Apr 1, 2017 11:23
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Guys I need your help. Ross Cameron was ranting on Alan Jones' Sky News Show and send that if you can find an article in the Sydney Morning Herald [homosexual] or the ABC about the positive benefits of coal to Australia and the world he will take you out for dinner at Beppi's in Sydney. make him eat it  Fresh coal served with coal, salsa verde & coal topped w fresh basil leaf. A warm welcome awaits @COAAALLL CATTASTIC fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Apr 1, 2017 11:30
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CATTASTIC fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Apr 1, 2017 |
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Apr 1, 2017 11:36
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i forget my original point
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Apr 1, 2017 11:47
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Stolen for the OP
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Apr 1, 2017 12:07
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QUACKTASTIC posted:i forget my original point do one with a carp
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Apr 1, 2017 12:08
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gay picnic defence posted:do one with a carp 
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Apr 1, 2017 12:58
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Someone photoshop his face onto the David Lynch version Baron Harkonnen and put the lump of coal on the white suited heart plug boy that he kills while enjoying an oil shower.
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Apr 1, 2017 14:02
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Apparently the UWA Dean of Business was just spotted on ABC pretending to be a pensioner, and thanking Turnbull for the company tax cut and pensioner power bill assistance. Oil; Guillotine; Etc.
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Apr 1, 2017 15:11
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Isn't that pretty much all European flights into Australia? Starting next year you can do Perth-London direct with Qantas for a mere 18 hours of your life, but for now... No, there are still options through Singapore.
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Apr 1, 2017 15:12
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Don Dongington posted:Apparently the UWA Dean of Business was just spotted on ABC pretending to be a pensioner, and thanking Turnbull for the company tax cut and pensioner power bill assistance. the gently caress??
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