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G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I'm glad that language is fluid and has evolved so that people don't just disagree anymore they're triggered and we're not unique snowflakes we're beautiful daisies

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

DancingShade posted:

I'm the right wing upper-middle class person fed by a silver spoon claiming to be a punk unironically while treasuring my material wealth and status.

I don't think she knows what 'punk' means, but has decided that she is one.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

DancingShade posted:

I'm the right wing upper-middle class person fed by a silver spoon claiming to be a punk unironically while treasuring my material wealth and status.

Tweeted on my iPhone

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Labor has gained ground against the Coalition to post another clear lead in the latest Newspoll.

Full story to follow at 9.50pm AEST ...

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Yessss

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/848502208408584193

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/848502519399555073

meh

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
muh snowy hydro

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
i dunno what:

https://twitter.com/australian/status/848501767285260288

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Turnbull creates an alternate timeline where Kim Beazley won.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Hot take:

https://twitter.com/NewsProperDan/status/848502311634616320

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

gently caress that i want some of what the 3% are smoking.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Shorten's gonna overtake as preferred leader at some point? Any takers on when?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Ora Tzo posted:

Shorten's gonna overtake as preferred leader at some point? Any takers on when?

After he becomes prime minister.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Cleretic posted:

I don't think she knows what 'punk' means, but has decided that she is one.

Some old punk guy (I don't like Punk music and have an especial level of hate for early British Punk, so I didn't recognise who it was or care) came onto a British ?morning show? and said that Punk was all about Brexit and Trump.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Was it Johnny Rotten? Cause I'm pretty sure he's a fuckhead these days.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Was it Johnny Rotten? Cause I'm pretty sure he's a fuckhead these days.

remember PiL

neither do i

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
first punk single was Australian The Saints - I'm Stranded

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cleretic posted:

I don't think she knows what 'punk' means, but has decided that she is one.

Therefore, it is evident that Michael, and other traditionalists who are clutching their pearls, have missed the point. Conservatism hasn’t consciously tried to be the new counter-culture. It’s just necessarily become that way, as a retaliation to the leftist cultural juggernaut. And much as traditionalists refuse to admit it, the rebellion is not restricted to the punk rock Right. It relates to all factions of conservatism. Including, dare I say it, Michael’s.

The vehement adherence to the image of the restrained, Christian, social conservative is actually the ultimate act of rebellion in the face of the degenerate, largely atheist Left. Michael, while I may be punk, you’re actually screamer heavy metal, because of your (very admirable) refusal to capitulate to the social libertarianism of modern times. The more tweed-suiting, Bible-reading, family-touting, and church-going the traditionalists do, the more counter-cultural they become. So much as I hate to admit it, Michael’s even more badass than I am.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Don Dongington posted:

Apparently the UWA Dean of Business was just spotted on ABC pretending to be a pensioner, and thanking Turnbull for the company tax cut and pensioner power bill assistance.

Oil; Guillotine; Etc.

Link? I haven't found anything about this anywhere. Actually I can't even find the name of the dean on the business school's awful website.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

remember PiL

neither do i

Metal Box is one of the most important albums ever, and better than anything he ever did with the Sex Pistols. But yes John Lydon is a prick.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Urcher posted:

Highlights from last month's thread:

Oooh, my very first mention :allears:

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/samdastyari/status/848507723293401088

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
https://www.theguardian.com/austral...or-legal-advice

The garbage fire continues

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Woah, the swears...

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

quote:

Coal-related pollutants continue to rise at many of the country's biggest mines, power plants and export facilities, prompting demands for stricter controls to limit health damage costing billions of dollars a year.

The latest National Pollutant Inventory, released at the end of March, revealed the extent of 93 key toxins from 4000 enterprises, including particulates that can spur premature death by worsening existing heart and lung conditions.

Protests, fires and more than 737 million tonnes of brown coal burnt in the 52 years of the Hazelwood power station.
Victoria's Hazelwood brown coal-fired power station, which shut on Friday, emitted 61,425 tonnes of toxins in the year to June 30, 2016, one of the largest totals. The tally included almost 700 tonnes of fine particulates with a width of 2.5 micrometres – about 1/30th the width of a human hair – that can enter the blood stream.

While Hazelwood's emissions fell over the year, those at Loy Yang B power plant in the Latrobe Valley jumped 13 per cent and Yallourn's 2 per cent.

In NSW, the Bayswater coal-fired power station reported a 770 per cent jump in toxic coarse particle pollution (known as PM10, of about 10 microns size) over the past five years, while Queensland's Tarong power plant recorded a 237 per cent increase in just one year.

"The latest NPI data reveal the total failure of Australian governments to control air pollution and highlight the need for much stronger pollution controls and regulation," James Whelan, a researcher for Environmental Justice Australia, said.

Dr Whelan said the annual health damage in Australia from air pollution was between $11 billion and $24.3 billion.

That total squares with a study conducted for the NSW government six years ago – and given little publicity – that estimated yearly costs in that state were about $6 billion.

Dr Whelan said particulate pollution from coal mining had tripled in the past decade. Pollution from mines such as Bulga in the Hunter Valley increased 32 per cent in the past year. At Drake Coal in Queensland, the increase was more than four-fold.

Coarse particulates (PM10) emitted by Newcastle's three coal terminals also rose 25 per cent last year, much faster than the increase of about 10 per cent in coal volumes, he said.

Taking in Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle, coal-fired power plants contributed 87 per cent of the area's 187,000 tonnes of sulphur dioxide and more than a third of the 724 kilograms of mercury registered over the year.

Responses

Fairfax Media sought comment from the federal Environment Minister Josh Frydenberg. Victoria's Environment Minister Lily D'Ambrosio declined to comment.

"It's a stark reminder that we need to be mindful of all the impacts of pollution, not only carbon," Tony Burke, federal Labor's environment spokesman, said.

The NSW Environment Protection Authority said the 2015-16 NPI revealed an overall reduction in the state of 13 per cent in PM10 and a 24 per cent fall for PM2.5 particulates.

"The NSW government led the review of the national standards for airborne particles and, as a result, NSW and Australia now have one of the toughest packages of standards for fine particles in the world," an EPA spokeswoman said.

The EPA, though, had been asked to review the anomalously steep drop in particulate emissions from two coal-fired power plants at Vales Point and Mt Piper.

According to the inventory, Vales Point reported a decline of about a third in PM2.5 emissions even though power generated rose about 10 per cent. For Mt Piper, the dive was in the order of more than 90 per cent even as electricity output rose more than 15 per cent.

"These two are clearly under-reporting," Dr Whelan said.

"NSW was tasked with developing standards for particulate matter under the National Clean Air Agreement but failed to advocate effectively for standards that would protect human health," Mehreen Faruqi, NSW Greens environment spokeswoman, said. "NSW's proposal was so bad, Victoria actually went it alone and adopted more stringent standards."

Penny Sharpe, NSW Labor environment spokeswoman, said the commitment to stringent air quality standards was "not an academic exercise. It is an issue of life or death".

"NSW has signed up to lower air quality standards than recommended by the World Health Organisation," Ms Sharpe said, noting that proposals such a giant waste incinerator fo Eastern Creek in Sydney's far west "has the potential to make things worse".

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
I'm pretty sure that punk rock quote came from Paul Joseph Watson, who writes for Infowars.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

he's also terrified by fireworks and refuses to leave his house

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

remember PiL

neither do i

Screw you dude, PiL is legendary.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

It's a shame conservatism isn't as dead as punk.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

conservatism is dead, though

all the power on the right is concentrated on a spectrum from rabid nationalists to straight up neo-nazis.

free market, social conservatives are being rolled by protectionist, xenophobic nationalists and they have no idea what to do about it.

coincidentally the same thing is happening to the centre-left by socialists and they are possibly even more clueless about how to stop it.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

BBJoey posted:

conservatism is dead, though

all the power on the right is concentrated on a spectrum from rabid nationalists to straight up neo-nazis.

free market, social conservatives are being rolled by protectionist, xenophobic nationalists and they have no idea what to do about it.

coincidentally the same thing is happening to the centre-left by socialists and they are possibly even more clueless about how to stop it.

This is why I'm a tankie. Where is Australias Duterte? We need to purge the Western stain from this world in a cleansing authoritarian fire for the good of the True Leftist Ideals™.

------------------

https://twitter.com/adamgartrell/status/848669499402231809

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

BBJoey posted:

conservatism is dead, though

all the power on the right is concentrated on a spectrum from rabid nationalists to straight up neo-nazis.

free market, social conservatives are being rolled by protectionist, xenophobic nationalists and they have no idea what to do about it.

coincidentally the same thing is happening to the centre-left by socialists and they are possibly even more clueless about how to stop it.

This is pretty sweeping and has been demonstrated to be false quite a few times recently.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

BBJoey posted:

conservatism is dead, though

all the power on the right is concentrated on a spectrum from rabid nationalists to straight up neo-nazis.

free market, social conservatives are being rolled by protectionist, xenophobic nationalists and they have no idea what to do about it.

coincidentally the same thing is happening to the centre-left by socialists and they are possibly even more clueless about how to stop it.

Isn't the same thing happening to the Greens? If my yuppy background is anything to go on (and my previous electorate agrees), middle class professionals and retireess are being soaked up by new Greens. The inner city is a mess! At least in Melbrourne. I can genuinely speak to someone and find out later that they're a right-extremist. Or a lefty. It;s just that diverse. And I can see them buying drinks for each other (well, with encouragement and mediation, both sides are pretty weedy and don't lift).

I agree that at the top, the power is with the right. And I'm sorry for my PM, Mr. whatsisface, that he is forced to pretend to be more Right then he actually is. Being PM has gotta be soul-destroying. Still, I don't feel the least bit sorry, for him or for me, when there are 17 year old kids in NT who never even got a glipse of what I had.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Actually conservatism is quite attractive.

'Almost too attractive': artist says former prime minister Tony Abbott has a good face for sculpture

Tony Abbott's face might be one of the most recognisable in Australia, but sculptor Linda Klarfeld found herself caught off guard after sitting with the former prime minister for more than an hour.

Mr Abbott's distinctive ears and Roman nose - prime fodder for the nation's cartoonists and photographers for decades - were almost too attractive to sculpt.

Commissioned by the Victorian goldfields city of Ballarat to create a bronze bust for its Prime Ministers' Avenue, the Czech-born sculptor wanted to avoid a predictable caricature.

"It wasn't an easy one. I personally think he's quite attractive, and I always say attractive people are hard to sculpt because it's hard to make them look real," she said.

"He has a Roman nose, his ears are not big and I don't know why the cartoonists always pull them out the way they do, but for sculpture they're very good.

"All his features are very strong. He has a chiselled face, which is very good for sculpture."

Australia's prime ministers are immortalised in the collection of busts established by Federation politician Richard Armstrong Crouch and, after months of work, Ms Klarfeld will become the first woman to contribute.

Her $25,000 commission has been sent to a Melbourne foundry and is expected to be unveiled in the city's botanic gardens later this year.

The final design is a closely guarded secret.

Ms Klarfeld said the former leader was patient while she made a plasticine maquette model, praising Mr Abbott's appreciation of civic art and a bust of Winston Churchill that looks over his Parliament House office.

"It's almost like a preparatory sketch a painter makes on the spot, but three-dimensional in my case," she said.

"I wanted the bust to be very real. Of course it's realistic, but I've worked hard to capture a sense of him as a human being and not just a prime minister."

Busts of the first six prime ministers were unveiled by Victoria's governor Sir Winston Duggan in 1940, with the Crouch bequest providing funds for their successors.

Ballarat mayor Samantha McIntosh said an unveiling date for Mr Abbott's bust was being negotiated, coming after former Labor leader Julia Gillard took part in a ceremony in 2014.

"It is a significant avenue and one that many people admire and love. There have been large crowds at all the unveilings that I've witnessed and it's undoubtedly a source of local pride that former prime ministers come and visit," she said.

Mr Abbott described working with Ms Klarfeld as "a pleasure".

"I feel thrilled and humbled to be on the avenue of the prime ministers and am looking forward to seeing it in the future," he said.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The Greens seem kind of maxed out, they've been treading water for the past few federal elections and their polling is pretty stable. I don't know what they can do if they want to become a mainstream party, but they'd better get on it.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Anidav posted:

Actually conservatism is quite attractive.

'Almost too attractive': artist says former prime minister Tony Abbott has a good face for sculpture

Tony Abbott's face might be one of the most recognisable in Australia, but sculptor Linda Klarfeld found herself caught off guard after sitting with the former prime minister for more than an hour.

Mr Abbott's distinctive ears and Roman nose - prime fodder for the nation's cartoonists and photographers for decades - were almost too attractive to sculpt.

Commissioned by the Victorian goldfields city of Ballarat to create a bronze bust for its Prime Ministers' Avenue, the Czech-born sculptor wanted to avoid a predictable caricature.

"It wasn't an easy one. I personally think he's quite attractive, and I always say attractive people are hard to sculpt because it's hard to make them look real," she said.

"He has a Roman nose, his ears are not big and I don't know why the cartoonists always pull them out the way they do, but for sculpture they're very good.

"All his features are very strong. He has a chiselled face, which is very good for sculpture."

Australia's prime ministers are immortalised in the collection of busts established by Federation politician Richard Armstrong Crouch and, after months of work, Ms Klarfeld will become the first woman to contribute.

Her $25,000 commission has been sent to a Melbourne foundry and is expected to be unveiled in the city's botanic gardens later this year.

The final design is a closely guarded secret.

Ms Klarfeld said the former leader was patient while she made a plasticine maquette model, praising Mr Abbott's appreciation of civic art and a bust of Winston Churchill that looks over his Parliament House office.

"It's almost like a preparatory sketch a painter makes on the spot, but three-dimensional in my case," she said.

"I wanted the bust to be very real. Of course it's realistic, but I've worked hard to capture a sense of him as a human being and not just a prime minister."

Busts of the first six prime ministers were unveiled by Victoria's governor Sir Winston Duggan in 1940, with the Crouch bequest providing funds for their successors.

Ballarat mayor Samantha McIntosh said an unveiling date for Mr Abbott's bust was being negotiated, coming after former Labor leader Julia Gillard took part in a ceremony in 2014.

"It is a significant avenue and one that many people admire and love. There have been large crowds at all the unveilings that I've witnessed and it's undoubtedly a source of local pride that former prime ministers come and visit," she said.

Mr Abbott described working with Ms Klarfeld as "a pleasure".

"I feel thrilled and humbled to be on the avenue of the prime ministers and am looking forward to seeing it in the future," he said.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

open24hours posted:

The Greens seem kind of maxed out, they've been treading water for the past few federal elections and their polling is pretty stable. I don't know what they can do if they want to become a mainstream party, but they'd better get on it.

Sell out more.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Good to see Sloth get the respect he deserves.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The Greens will only become mainstream once climate change starts flooding Sydney.

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Anidav posted:

The Greens will only become mainstream once climate change starts flooding Sydney.

But if we build floating terraces then we don't need to worry about climate change having an effect on the housing bubble - thus negating this point.

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