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Someone photoshop his face onto the David Lynch version Baron Harkonnen and put the lump of coal on the white suited heart plug boy that he kills while enjoying an oil shower.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 14:02 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:21 |
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Ora Tzo posted:Not quite what you wanted, but i suspect it'll suffice. loving beautiful, superb work
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 00:45 |
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Bogan King posted:It's actually the fault of renewable energy. If people drank coal instead of water then everything would be fine. I'm just waiting for Baron Barnaby Harkonnen to claim that the SA wind farms are attracting cyclones to the east coast.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 10:26 |
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I'm the right wing upper-middle class person fed by a silver spoon claiming to be a punk unironically while treasuring my material wealth and status.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 11:51 |
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JBP posted:I like it that property is now Russian roulette and every year new buyers have one extra bullet in the gun. Russian roulette only the gun is replaced by a lit bundle of dynamite being passed around the table like a hot potato.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 04:29 |
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cheese-cube posted:The MUA is currently having a protest in the Perth CBD, saw a double-decker bus drop them off near the corner of St Georges Tce and Barrack St, now they're heading north on Barrack. Anyone know what they're protesting? No idea but their website news section is all about protesting the state of the minimum wage so I maybe it's related to that?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 06:41 |
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Laserface posted:Woolies offered me a $500 giftcard for my 'inconvenience' as they called it. I'd be chasing a written guarantee that they'll cover you for any possible future medical complications arising from their defective product first.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 07:51 |
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You Am I posted:ABC using carbon dioxide to control people or some bullshit like that. Thanks Queensland Actually I think you'll find it's the Gay Agenda being spread through the corruptive influence of degenerate Wind Farms that are causing the LNP to unfairly lose support. Only by regular inhalations of coal dust can we protect our vital fluids. DancingShade fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Apr 3, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 11:58 |
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I couldn't keep watching because I have an aversion to listening to Pauline but I look forward to reading analytical summaries later.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 12:34 |
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Bogan King posted:https://twitter.com/boltcomments/status/848882508926263297 "Why won't anyone listen to my obvious crazy person rants?"
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 14:14 |
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Au Revoir Shosanna posted:https://twitter.com/boltcomments/status/848882508926263297 It gets "better" https://twitter.com/boltcomments/status/848885915086970882 (I'm not used to linking tweets so hopefully this works when I refresh) DancingShade fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Apr 3, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 14:35 |
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Reminder that this mob is who the WA branch of the LNP saddled their fortunes to.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:33 |
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The look on her face seems appropriate for that quote from Herr Abetz.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 05:07 |
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Dammit now I want a BBQ'd sausage wrapped in bread. Love those things.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 10:00 |
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(from article linked above) "Ms Westacott said no-one wanted enterprise bargaining to collapse and called for bipartisanship from Labor and the Coalition." Oh go gently caress yourself lady. Obviously the workers aren't people to you because their opinions and well being don't matter to you at all. No-one = the owners. Incidentally check out the loving size of those pearls Jenny Westacott is wearing in the article photo. loving hell. You could almost use them as large marbles.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 11:01 |
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To be fair turning down a sausage sizzle is pretty much up there with villainous moustache twirling and cackling while riding a hot air balloon. Maybe Trumpbull got scared off after everyone laughed at Shorten not knowing how to eat one properly. "Oh god there won't be any silver service, what will I do?" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 11:09 |
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Jonah Galtberg posted:Rumblings about the EBA system and One Nation fraud? Nah, I think I'll post about loving sausage sizzles Sausage sizzles are the Real Deal that bind our nation together. You don't honor that delicious tradition and Immortan Joe and his War Boys will be harpooning your smart car off the highway before you know it.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 11:54 |
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Jonah Galtberg posted:as an alternative, you're fat Lol if you don't know what exercise is.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 12:25 |
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Jonah Galtberg posted:diet is considerably more important than exercise when it comes to shedding weight my man *eats 10 jenny craig meals in a row on the couch*
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 12:30 |
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Zenithe posted:Goon project? That would take one person and a bored afternoon. Arguably at his current rate we could just kick back with democracy sausages and alcoholic beverages and just let him self destruct away.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 13:35 |
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BBJoey posted:i wouldn't be surprised if the latter has a greater impact on australian politics than the former two I unironically believe you.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 14:07 |
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Sounds like Mr Day should be getting a Centrelink debt notice for improperly paid Commonwealth monies.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 01:46 |
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ewe2 posted:The WA Libs have picked a Jeff Kennett staffer to review why they lost the election. Hilarity ensues. "No, no the problem isn't with us. It's the rest of the world that's wrong."
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 06:50 |
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Senor Tron posted:Imagine thinking that large scale coal mining will be a productive economic exercise 50 years from now. In 20 years time everyone currently promoting coal will be full paid off / retired / leeching off the public purse like the leaners they are.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 09:33 |
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JBP posted:The problem is that right now it's the only industry motoring hard to make the economy grow. I understand the ideological problems with the statement I've made, but it's true and it's what people care about. Well when you do your best to kill off renewable industries that will happen.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 09:51 |
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Someone probably asked him "So how are we going to get Trumpbull Or Dutton re-elected?" and he just flipped his desk over and walked out.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 10:45 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Chrysler 300 Christ I knew he would have bad taste but that's going a bit far.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 13:24 |
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You Am I posted:Yeah, he seemed to only hate them because of the poo poo MPs they produced, not for the fact they were loving over their members. Peter principle in action.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 04:03 |
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JBP posted:I don't get it. I thought the business cuts were government policy and now they're telling business to justify why the government has this policy? Adults in charge.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 04:12 |
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hooman posted:Good job Centrelink. At some point if this keeps up and the LNP pig snouters ever leave their silver palaces in the cities I wouldn't be surprised if some of the severely hosed over and disenfranchised just engage in bush justice. I mean it would have to get worse still but the train track seems pretty much like a downwards whirlpool at this point.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 09:24 |
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Starshark posted:I think this too, but then I remember the enormous amount of poo poo people on welfare eat in the US without shooting their politicians. You wouldn't need to shoot anyone. Hence bush justice. You just thump and dump without a cell phone, let the bush take care of matters. If you don't know what this would mean then you haven't been in the outback. Not that I am suggesting anything of the kind of course.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 10:04 |
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Starshark posted:Oh, I've never heard the term 'bush justice' I thought it was just another way of saying 'shoot the bastard'. Well lets not popularise it or everyone will want to do it.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 10:11 |
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Don't worry once Dutton does a coup de gras on Trumpbull and takes over as PM with his loyal army of blackshirts that only answer to him (because like gently caress he'll appoint anyone else to being in charge of Border Force, he'll just add it to his portfolio as PM) I'm sure everything will be just fine. Any historical parallels come to mind? Think Dutton can keep the trains running on time?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 14:36 |
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BBJoey posted:looking forward to lowtax shutting down auspol when we get investigated by asio Considering how the average Aussie talks they would need to investigate the majority of the country, all the time, for everything.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 00:58 |
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Lol at Trumpbull telling literally anyone else to take some responsibility.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 03:17 |
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Barnardi is a paper tiger chewing on a soft squeaky rubber ball.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 07:12 |
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Bogan King posted:You can't put a price on the satisfaction of bombing Browns. Stop trying to bring money into this you fools Yeah. The important thing is that Mighty Whitey blew some poo poo up that belonged to other people. Slightly browner people with weird foreign names. Something something manifest destiny.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 10:23 |
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Starshark posted:We've got to post our own troops along with the Americans otherwise the Americans won't defend us when some other country invades. BWAH-HAH-HA. You could argue we're already an occupied country. By the Yanks
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 10:32 |
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You Am I posted:It usually keeps the Americans quiet for about a decade after a defeat before they get the idea again that they can win a conflict. What they really need is a good war against some space nazis from the moon.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 10:56 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:21 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:It always helps to remind ourselves of the simple truth: That may be true but our local right wing nutjobs (and centrist "left wing" flunkies) do like to copy all the worst ideas from our Big Brother overseas. Give it 5-10 years before it comes over here. Maybe Bernardi should take another trip to the states for some more ideas.
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