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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Is it loving if you wank to your friend's erotic obituary about Bill Leak?

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Isn't that pretty much all European flights into Australia?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Guys I need your help. Ross Cameron was ranting on Alan Jones' Sky News Show and send that if you can find an article in the Sydney Morning Herald [homosexual] or the ABC about the positive benefits of coal to Australia and the world he will take you out for dinner at Beppi's in Sydney.

Please help me.

https://twitter.com/Beppisrest/status/847635435853496320

https://twitter.com/Beppisrest/status/846936794511892485

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-04/us-election-trump-working-mans-hero-in-logan-county-coal-country/7993230

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-20/hazelwood-closure-leaves-major-energy-black-hole-prices-to-rise/8367826

Basically anything by Uhlmann will fit.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Just make sure you put a :fork: in him when you're done. :ese:

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Bogan King posted:

https://twitter.com/LHGarrett/status/848475071941398528

RIP Daisy Cousins; died in a police cell as she was too punk to live in this world.

Donny
Daisy the Punk.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Hot take:

https://twitter.com/NewsProperDan/status/848502311634616320

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Was it Johnny Rotten? Cause I'm pretty sure he's a fuckhead these days.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Anidav posted:

Malisa Golightly

I hate when satire uses on-the-nose names. Yeah we get it, we're not idiots.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Have they thought about doing modelling on giving 50 billion dollars to everyone else instead?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Just watching 4 corners on iview. lol at the guy who stopped himself from saying 'muzzies' on TV. Eat poo poo. Political correctness has won.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I know what One Nation reminds me of now, it's Scientology.

Nah, they don't have big fancy buildings and yachts. It's more like Exclusive Brethren.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
If you want a vision of the future, imagine BOOT stepping on the profits of our job creators forever!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Not just auspol.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Also they're largely incredibly loving dumb. Sure there are a few outliers, but they won't go into comedy, because they know there's no money there for conservatives.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
*In extremely nazi voice* Aw fluck my daw!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Only because fascists don't listen to liberals telling them not to punch people.

e:And if it helps, it was eventually the people killing Nazis that won.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Like maybe the fascists wouldn't have won in Spain if the liberal democracies had lifted their blockade, or maybe they could have stood up for Ethiopia?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Hey that's not fair! They sometimes leave the house and organise!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
How much energy is in a $5 note anyway? Both in how much energy it costs to create, and what is released when burnt.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
My friend had a bunch of trouble with centrelink, because her dad had a trust that he was supposedly paying her with, but it was just a huge tax rort for his company and he wouldn't fill out any paper work saying he wasn't paying her. Luckily she could prove she and he were estranged.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Starshark posted:

Probably wasn't loving hard.

Nah, bit like that hey?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Nah there was another one. She survived though. Now Republicans are using her as an excuse for why they won't go to town halls and she called them all wimps.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Toys For rear end Bum posted:



They'll make more missiles, which'll keep a bunch of Americans employed and help slightly boost their economy :911:

Should I really be surprised that Australia beats out the second largest military in NATO in getting into the top defence spendings?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I meant Turkey actually, who don't even manage to get into the top 15.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Also the meta-irony of people whining about people's reactions to a lovely pepsi ad should never be forgotten. Not sure how many people upset about the ad got to write their views in a national paper.

Also

WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Apr 9, 2017

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

gay picnic defence posted:

lol
surely he has some undiagnosed mental illness or something

I'll have you know that mental illness is not real and only an excuse made up by bored housewives to get pills and some attention.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

JBP posted:

Do I write daisy over my name on the ten already self branded tops?

No, in those cases instead place the word beautiful before your own name.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

gently caress.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Yes and probably hell.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Synthbuttrange posted:

Can we burn down Australia yet?

Yes.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Bogan King posted:

For something a little more in tune with the standard thread fodder

https://twitter.com/bkjabour/status/851563020446605312

What's she complaining about? That's not even as expensive as a 1 bedroom house in the suburbs..

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Doctor Spaceman posted:

To be fair 200k isn't a lot, it's barely enough to cover a deposit on a house.

Depends where the house is. An hour from the city that's about half a house.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Hour from Melbourne supremacy. :smug:

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Apparently the green army basically turned landcare into a government organisation by essentially hoovering up everyone in the organisation wholesale and was really good according to my sister-in-law. Pity it uses vulnerable people as indentured workers.

A good safe haven for people with jobs in green energy while they gut the sector I guess.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
People of two out of three Abrahamic faiths?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Doesn't Iran have state subsidised gender reassignment surgeries? I mean they're a backwards authoritarian theocracy, but it's not as if they'd be shocked and no one has ever come out as queer in Iran.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
According to those comments it's a vote winner with the demographic who entirely misinterpret 'The Road Not Taken.'

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
13 years old now so likely irrelevant, but I thought it was interesting that a Roy Morgan poll showed journalists overestimate how much the public perceives them to be too left wing. 75% of journalists thought the public thought the media was too left wing while only 45% of Australians thought they were too left wing and 46% thought they were too right wing.

http://www.roymorgan.com/~/media/files/papers/2004/20040903.pdf?la=en

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Much like Ford he also understands you need to crush all dissent and make sure your workers can't organise.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

hiddenmovement posted:

The Apex gang have scared the poo poo out of a tonne of people. There have been problems with previous immigrant groups in the past, but usually those guys were content to deal drugs and hide in the shadows, and while illegal, Mick Gatto and his mates had the good sense to keep the public out of their bullshit.

Apex are just thugs that break into peoples homes, threaten their children, steal their cars, ramraid, joyride, incite riots in public places, and seem to enjoy saying 'lmao irl G2A get rekt' to mainstream Australian culture. That poll is a reaction to that. I don't think the left has a strong argument to make in response either. Multiculturalism has worked well in the past in Melbourne precisely because the most threatening it ever got to most of the community was a new type of restaurant opening up around the corner. What do you say to people who are experiencing 3am home invasions from a very specific ethnic group?

I've seen African guys set upon people on the steps of the town hall for *literally* no reason at all. I saw a rolling brawl at Southbank once. There's been lots of CCTV footage in the media showing them in scraps, including one where they jumped a couple of Carlton players. They trashed a restaurant at the St.Kilda foreshore the other day. I myself have never had an issue with any member of the African community but there's a handful of them out there loving it up for the rest in the most insanely visible way possible. That element is looking for attention, they are getting it, and it's reflected in the terrifying rise in the white nationalist vote you see above.

Gay Picnic Defence posted:

The media attention has certainly raised their profile and increased their notoriety but to say the media created them is nonsense

:lol:

WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Apr 13, 2017

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