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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Now like everyone I paid for winRAR when the trial ran out. I also have a legal copy of photoshop and my Hypercam 2.0 is REGISTERED.

Whats some things you dont pay for though? Stupid poo poo like parking tickets for instance.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Isaac posted:

? Stupid poo poo like parking tickets for instance.

If you don't pay your parking tickets you can't reregister your car next year you retard.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

If you don't pay your parking tickets you can't reregister your car next year you retard.

They rolled all my parking tickets into some kind of "Warrant" I didnt pay that either and everything seems okay

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I've never paid for sex

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

I've never paid for sex

Look at this guy that has never taken a woman to dinner. :smug:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Look at this guy that has never taken a woman to dinner. :smug:

your mom pays for all my meals :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a bone to pick posted:

your mom pays for all my meals :smug:

Holy poo poo. Brother! I didn't know you bought a forums account! Welcome to these dead gay forums!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
AIDS

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
my music! *ba dum pshh*

just kidding, I'm actually doing alright :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I'm positive the CIA paid some HIV+ whomsoevers to pos a person of interest.

So, I am saying you are wrong.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I thought this thread might have had a chance but looks like we got some jokers in here

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

I'm positive the CIA paid some HIV+ whomsoevers to pos a person of interest.

So, I am saying you are wrong.

:kingsley:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I tried not paying for my parking tickets for a while but after about 10 of them they put one of those stupid boot things on it and the sticker that's almost impossible to peel off on my window.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I never paid for a Metallica CD.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
ive never paid for an anal bleaching

brb bleaching time

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
anime lol

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
Winamp
Netscape Gold

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I never paid for a Metallica CD.

same but system of a down and I only have that one album as per their request

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
you know whats poo poo?> the 2 dollars or whatever for a smear of avocado on your subway or the "avocoado"

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

There is free toilet paper in every bathroom.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
A forum account.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
WinRar

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
My very good and reasonable opinions.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
EATING rear end

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

EATING rear end

I shouldn't have paid for that?

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

UglyCrackBaby posted:

I shouldn't have paid for that?

I'll send you my poo poo for free in a flat rate mailer

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Links. Links to discounts. Links. Links to discounts.

This is my new 80s detroit techno song.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My dad got a PC with norton antivirus in the early 2000's and he paid for a years protection when the trial ran out

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

My dad got a PC with norton antivirus in the early 2000's and he paid for a years protection when the trial ran out


did he get a virus during that year

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
No one ever paid for a frog dog

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Ein cooler Typ posted:

did he get a virus during that year

Im not privy to his medical records

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i think late fees at the library should be paid because 'ebooks' are for idiots who like their eyes to hurt

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




I would have registered Winamp...but that poor llama :(

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Berious posted:

No one ever paid for a frog dog

What half-assed idea did he come up with for the frog dog? Should've been a grilled pickle in a bun.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
9/11

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
freedom is in fact free

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i dont pay for anything i dont have to

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I steal spoons from the cafe at work. A cup of coffee is ten cents with your employee badge and a travel mug. So I lay down a dime, fill up my mug and then push the little lever for like three spoons. Then I take all that poo poo back to my office and eat a yogurt with one spoon. I keep the other spoons in a desk drawer and give them to my office mate when she says, oh no, I forgot a spoon for my yogurt.

Then I feel guilty about all the plastic I throw away on a weekly basis.

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underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
I didnt pay for the bus ever in highschool. I snuck on through the throng of students. Mum would give me $10 a week for bus fare. An iced coffee every morning was 2 dollars a day from the tuckshop because the ladies liked me. Good poo poo.

Also when i did eat tuckshop i never waited in line. There was a pillar near the front of the line where everyone dumped their bags, Id put my bag down and just walk around the pillar into the queue.

I was a good kid.

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