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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > its easy to reach enlightenment if you have a flex-cable pickup tool
 
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Manifisto

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

personally i think the clunky plastic claws are weak and don't get into good spaces. if you got yourself one of those bendy metal looks-like-a-squidbot-from-the-matrix buggers there basically isnt a nook or cranny you can't reach. incredible. you find yourself chasing a tiny little siddartha around your house you catch him with one of those metal dealies.
don't squish the buddha mind with plastic robot claws. pluckin single petals off the extradimensional lotus blossom from which the life-waters flow, thats the kind of force control you get with a flex-cable picker. you step to the buddha with plastic claws he will boil you in oil first. you get strapped to a hot plate and forced to watch poorly made documentary footage about the dangers of the plastic industry & get reborn with no hands so you can't wack off as much.

that's why you should get a cable picker, case of siddartha infestation.


This Has Been A Phiz Khalifa, PickerPal Post.

lol

* # ¿ Apr 1, 2017 10:26
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 06:41
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Manifisto

Blanketspace posted:

what if the buddah was..
Wrong?

what if there was no buddha? who exactly was wrong in this scenario?

hint: its u

ok its me

as usual

* # ¿ Apr 3, 2017 09:18
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