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FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Voted at least a 2, went at least a little wild.

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Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

You say 'Imperial middle management meeting', I say 'Mofference'.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
oh my god, i just noticed this:



Jobbo, stop posting on your parachute account!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Blind Sally posted:

oh my god, i just noticed this:



Jobbo, stop posting on your parachute account!

I have no clue what you're talking about :colbert:

Kobbo_Fett
Dec 5, 2016

Boba? Never heard of 'im.

Blind Sally posted:

oh my god, i just noticed this:



Jobbo, stop posting on your parachute account!

I have no clue what you're talking about :colbert:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Blind Sally posted:

oh my god, i just noticed this:



Jobbo, stop posting on your parachute account!

I have no clue what you're talking about :colbert:

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Blind Sally posted:

oh my god, i just noticed this:



Jobbo, stop posting on your parachute account!

I have no clue what you're talking about :colbert:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I'm sick and tired of all these Star Wars Jobbo_Fetts.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

I'm sick and tired of all these Star Wars Jobbo_Fetts.

It's like they've got a whole planet turning out clones of him.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Look, thread, i'm sorry, but I have some bad news: I don't have part 2 of Dash Rendar: Revengeance. It's coming, unfortunately, that time is not now.






















































Instead, I have for you:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:siren::siren::siren:Don't FORGET to click the IMAGE FOR A VIDEO LINK:siren::siren::siren:


YeeeeeaH! You ever wonder what happened to Dash Rendar after Shadows of the Empire? After Revengeance? After that one comic book where he teamed up with the sexy space-leopard murdering robot assassin and went on to produce more sexy robot people, as well as robot clones of Dash's long deceased older brother?



Don't answer that! It's a rhetorical question. The answer, quite simply, is of loving course you have!!

I mean, what are we, barbarians? The legacy of Dash Rendar is almost as important a Dash Rendar himself. Who knows what exactly happened after that whole weird making robot replicas of his dead brother thing, but somewhere along the line it's clear that Dash could no longer continue his space-faring ways. Nope, he eventually met Mrs. Rendar, settled down on Dash Ranch, and raised a could of Dash Kids.

Or at least one.

This next tale tells of Dash's son, Phoenum Rendar. (Don't ask. Not only is it loving star wars, it's also the Half-Life mod community).

If you want to check out "Half-starwars" for yourself, you're welcome to do so here. Reminder: don't actually do this. Your time is worth more.

Anyways, it's part of this Star Wars testmod thing that has a couple of rough looking mods in it--



I couldn't be bothered to look at the other ones.

This is the text that I read off in the video, though, for those of you who wish to keep current on the Shadows of the Empire extended universe:



But let's check out some of the comments left, shall we?



Hmm... having played this mod, I feel like these two are being a little too generous, even if one of them did give it a "5".



Yeah, those scores in the middle seem more realistic. That 10 down there, though, phew. Must've been playing a different mod.

Anyways, until next time, thread, may Dash walk with you!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Also, I wasn't lying:



Behold the 100% Canon* TIE Crawler tank.

*(Product no longer canon)

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

I'll watch anything I'm in!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
I'll watch anything Dash Rendar is in! (I wish more LPers catered to my very specific needs).

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Crow please update White Knight Chronicles

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Subscribe to my YouTube channel and vote all the Ace Combat LP threads gold for more White Knight Chronicles.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I want Dash Rendar to team up with my hero, White Knight Chronicle, Jr.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

nine-gear crow posted:

Subscribe to my YouTube channel and vote all the Ace Combat LP threads gold for more White Knight Chronicles.

Do not fall for this man's lies! He is a traitor and a heretic!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Dr. Fetus posted:

Do not fall for this man's lies! He is a traitor and a heretic!

can confirm, crow is both of these things

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Dr. Fetus posted:

Do not fall for this man's lies! He is a traitor and a heretic!

Blind Sally posted:

can confirm, crow is both of these things

A season and a man?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
yer daily dose of dash rendar: http://screenrant.com/dash-rendar-star-wars-canon/

quote:

People either love Dash or they hate him.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

White Coke posted:

A season and a man?

oh, ha, it took me all day but i just got this, lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Dash Rendar: the John Cena of Star Wars

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"Star Wars Expanded Universe historians" is probably the funniest phrase.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Shinjobi posted:

Dash Rendar: the John Cena of Star Wars

mmmmMMMMMMMDASH RENDAR

doo doodoo doo ~~

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

Blind Sally posted:


YeeeeeaH! You ever wonder what happened to Dash Rendar after Shadows of the Empire? After Revengeance? After that one comic book where he teamed up with the sexy space-leopard murdering robot assassin and went on to produce more sexy robot people, as well as robot clones of Dash's long deceased older brother?




This brief glimpse into the Dash Render Extended Universe has driven me completely insane.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

mmmmMMMMMMMDASH RENDAR

doo doodoo doo ~~

DASH!

AAAA-AAAAHHHH!

CANONIZE EVERY ONE OF US!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

CJacobs posted:

DASH!

AAAA-AAAAHHHH!

CANONIZE EVERY ONE OF US!

I'm already canon :colbert:

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm already canon :colbert:

What level of canon?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Cathode Raymond posted:

What level of canon?

Head

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Shinjobi posted:

Dash Rendar: the John Cena of Star Wars

I can't wait for him to meet Scooby-Doo.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

White Coke posted:

I can't wait for him to meet Scooby-Doo.

Eh, the series will hit its stride once they meet the Flintstones.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Cathode Raymond posted:

This brief glimpse into the Dash Render Extended Universe has driven me completely insane.

are you saying that when you think of Star Wars, that isn't the image that immediately comes to mind?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Augus posted:

are you saying that when you think of Star Wars, that isn't the image that immediately comes to mind?

No, that's Han Solo punching a giant space otter.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

nine-gear crow posted:

No, that's Han Solo punching a giant space otter.

I liked when Chewbacca was killed by a moon.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

White Coke posted:

I liked when Chewbacca was killed by a moon.

Children of an Elder Moon

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

The LPs are converging!

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Now if only someone named nine-gear crow updated his White Knight Chronicles prequel LP, this would be perfect :colbert:


















:v:

thetruegentleman
Feb 5, 2011

You call that potato a Trump avatar?

THIS is a Trump Avatar!
On my deathbed, I swear that my last words are going to be, "Why the hell are Crow and Sally so obsessed with Dash loving Rendar?!?" I hope I at least have enough money and family left over to make finding that out a condition of inheritance.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

thetruegentleman posted:

On my deathbed, I swear that my last words are going to be, "Why the hell are Crow and Sally so obsessed with Dash loving Rendar?!?" I hope I at least have enough money and family left over to make finding that out a condition of inheritance.

:same:

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013


Idiots. 3 is not 2.

You get no more Dash Rendar now. I hope you're all happy :colbert:

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