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Greetings Team ,. Some of you may already know me, but for those of you who don't, allow me to introduce myself. I am Internet SupervillainTM nine-gear crow and I m announcing my intention to defect from Team Go Left. I know what Blind Sally is planning. If you continue your current course of action, you WILL lose this game. However, if you all change your vote to farts, I can assure you that you will win this game handily. The choice is yours of what to do with my information. You can stay the course and lose, or you can follow me and win. Or you can do neither, in which case I'll go play Breath of the Wild or whatever because that game is loving amazing. The choice, as always, is yours.
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Can't probate me fuckers. I'm fireproof bitches (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 1, 2017 21:10
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This game just got too scary. I say we all go home and forget about it.
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Apr 2, 2017 01:49
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Blind Sally posted:
Where did you get that audio of me? I did not record this.
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Apr 3, 2017 09:13
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I'm sick and tired of all these
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Apr 5, 2017 04:46
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Also, I wasn't lying:   Behold the 100% Canon* TIE Crawler tank. *(Product no longer canon)
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Apr 9, 2017 08:18
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Subscribe to my YouTube channel and vote all the Ace Combat LP threads gold for more White Knight Chronicles.
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Apr 10, 2017 02:26
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Augus posted:are you saying that when you think of Star Wars, that isn't the image that immediately comes to mind? No, that's Han Solo punching a giant space otter.
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Apr 11, 2017 21:39
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thetruegentleman posted:On my deathbed, I swear that my last words are going to be, "Why the hell are Crow and Sally so obsessed with Dash loving Rendar?!?" I hope I at least have enough money and family left over to make finding that out a condition of inheritance. 
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Apr 12, 2017 23:47
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 Idiots. 3 is not 2. You get no more Dash Rendar now. I hope you're all happy 
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Apr 13, 2017 01:45
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Who's been loving with my medicine?
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Apr 14, 2017 10:30
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White Coke posted:>Begin Killzone Shadow Fall LP instead. If you insist.  Mark ye! The old dynasty of Killzones hath been swept away! Killzone the First, its reign inept and fraught, died ignobly. Killzone the Liberator marched valiantly, though none flocked to its cause because it was on the PlayStation Portable. Killzone the Second brought about the golden age, but its reign came crashing down once its successor, Killzone the Third assumed the throne. With the fall of the PlayStation 3 dynasty, a new order has risen to take its place as ruler over yonder realm: The PlayStation 4 dynasty and the first monarch of our grand new age: Killzone the Fallen Shadow! Also the PlayStation Vita's in there somewhere, but gently caress that poo poo!  Hey team, we're back.  The earlier LPs are as follows: With regards to Killzone: Mercenary, we remain in the "maybe someday, who knows..." category on it. Purely because to LP it either one of us would have to buy a particular piece of hardware to actually record footage from it and neither of us want to make an upwards of $60 investment on something that we're only going to realistically use once and then never again for any other purpose.   S P O I L E R ! P O L I C Y ! There isn't one! I don't like spoiler policies--don't believe in'em. Besides, Killzone is the gaming equivalent of Shakespeare, so I expect everyone to be familiar with the story line so we can focus more on the performance. After all everyone's played the Killzone series, right? (Right???)  As mentioned before, the LP style was influenced by a couple of enjoyable Cinema Discusso threads that utilized a running commentary style of reviewing. Specifically, Kyle Hyde's American Psycho thread and Terry van Feleday's Transformers threads. It's in that vein that we've decided to Continue To Needlessly Complicate The Killzone Franchise. To quote earlier threads:  I pray we never truly find out.  
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 We'll get to the post in due time. What's important is that we get the video up for now and get things started.   We are joined for this opening chapter of "I'm pretty sure this is technically Killzone 5, guys, just saying" by the fantastic ACES CURE PLANES. ACES is about to resume work on his LP of Armored Core 2: Another Age after 2016 basically ran him over, chained him to its rear bumper, and then dragged him 20 miles. You can also catch his LP of Armored Core 2 up on the LP Archive.   THIS HAS GONE TOO loving FAR, SALLY!!! nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Apr 23, 2017 03:26
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Also, for those scant few who are legitimately curious: We're gonna do Killzone: Shadow Fall for real over the summer.
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Apr 23, 2017 22:41
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Shinjobi posted:>write a poem about White Coke White Coke, Black Coke, both make you sick, Take your brain for a spin, and make things not quite click, By the end of the poem, you'll be sucking my dick, Because I managed to work in the phrase "Carpets this thick."
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Apr 25, 2017 09:05
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Jobbo_Fett posted:>Search "LP Archive Update" Update the LP Archive? With the latest LP by Blind Sally and nine-gear crow? Why look no further, my dear friends!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:28
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> Don't post a Star Wars related update on May the 4th wait
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May 5, 2017 08:21
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> Invade the actual NieR: Automata thread. Give Id something to really bitch about 
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May 5, 2017 22:41
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> Suplex
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May 6, 2017 09:12
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> Convert to Unitology.
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May 10, 2017 05:57
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> Manually count updates next time.
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May 10, 2017 06:02
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That Fedule and his high-concept British puns. What will he think of next?
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May 13, 2017 10:49
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BMS posted:
"Kyle, let go of the ShakeWeight..." / "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"
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May 23, 2017 11:19
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 Something has gone horribly wrong. Just to complete the reference, I was playing with my character name as Asriel, so that made me "you're my best friend" bits reaaaaalllly messed up.
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May 28, 2017 00:57
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 The world is not ready for that we have done...
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May 28, 2017 08:27
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Jun 8, 2017 05:49
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Cooked Auto posted:https://systemmasterypodcast.com/2017/06/11/expounded-universe-1-dark-shadows-of-the-empire/ Does it mention our LP at any point? because I'm an egotist
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Jun 14, 2017 04:59
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This one, morons
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Jun 14, 2017 05:08
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White Coke posted:Han Solo > Dash Rendar.      
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Jul 2, 2017 01:07
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i have nothing but contempt for all of you
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Jul 2, 2017 02:53
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one of these days im just gonna spend an afternoon posting nothing but dril tweets and renaissance artwork that happens to look like goatse in this thread
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Jul 2, 2017 02:54
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This LP is one giant tax dodge!
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Aug 27, 2017 20:47
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CJacobs posted:Go Dash, Young Rendar CJacobs posted:Godspeed You Dash Rendar Herr Tog posted:no justice no peace, no altmans, no rendars. y'all need socialism CJacobs posted:No Blind Sally posted:R E N D A R B E P R A I S E D Fish Noise posted:Rendar us Whole again. White Coke posted:Rendar unto the Golden King that which is the dancing angels'. 
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Aug 28, 2017 11:56
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theironjef posted:Expounded Universe is my podcast! We've been avoiding LPs and what have you that we don't do any unconscious joke thievery. Oh god please by all means, steal our jokes. We're sure as poo poo not using them anymore  But seriously, I love your guys' podcast. It's really fun to listen to and interesting to see another pair of people's takes on Shadows of the Empire. I'm also happy to see you guys are having just as much fun dunking on Xizor's absurdities as we did.
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Aug 29, 2017 01:13
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"Yeah, I did that." "Oh? Should I start calling you 'Lord Vader' then, sir?"
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Aug 30, 2017 05:31
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I just noticed this: they painted the skyhook UPSIDE DOWN!!! 
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Aug 31, 2017 00:32
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Herr Tog posted:is this a tie in promotion for that han solo movie? Well, this whole thing is also a shitshow garbage production that probably needs to be saved by outside talent, so does that count?
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The Jedi Knight series was infinitely better than Shadows of the Empire and I'm 100% serious when I say that. [puts shitposting hat back on]
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GOK2, PAN, Trump Card posted:GOK2, PAN, BEER Actually, no this ^^^ is the right choice. Beerus fits better with the cat thing.
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