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painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
I have no idea what's going on here, anymore.

Why can't Dash have remained in space, studying the... Dash Effect.


I'm not sorry.

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painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
How many dashes can a Dash Rendar render if a Dash Rendar renders dashes?

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Did you remove that annoying mistake where Dash shot first, and waited for Greedo to try and shoot him and Han Solo with his twin blasters? And added those three-sided lightsabers that Greedo was carrying that would have made it necessary for Dash and Han Solo to shoot first, had it been necessary but they totally didn't because that isn't what the heroes do?

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
I enjoy the endless trolling. Crow is always angry. CJacobs is enthusiastic (but easily misled). And Sally is the ringmaster.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
It's probably all those years of flying in the Strangereal Universe.

Dash Rendar be praised.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
There has to be a relation, I think.

"Are you an angel?"

"Go kiss an angel."

Cheesy, angel-related lines. Star Wars and Ace Combat are from the same extended Universe.

It all makes sense now!

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

The controls for PC sound horrible. Moving the mouse to move forward and backward? Was that a George Lucas idea?

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
I was watching the other Star Wars LP, and LazyFire was complaining that Cal can't crouch-jump.

You know who can crouch-jump?

Dash Rendar

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Dash Rendar be praised.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Dash to Rendar

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
You ain't never had a Dash like me!

Everything's just Dash-ing around on the PC version. This is, like, what, the ROM-hack of Dash Rendar?

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Rendar unto the Emperor that which is the Emperor's.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
We haven't met Xizor yet in this LP, but we've had plenty of talk about Palpatine...

I wanted to put in a pun about Boba Fett, but that would have been a Dash too convoluted. It would have Rendar-ed the joke too absurd, even for this thread.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

The Shame Boy posted:

Now he's gotta go through again and get all the DTR tokens hidden on the track (aka go back and get the challenge points Sally)

With those controls? At that speed? I'm pretty sure this isn't a challenge run. Or a 100% run. Or anything other than Let's Play Shadows of the Empire: ReDasher-ed

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Sally posted:

it's not ttime for the episode after next. it's time for the episode before that. after this episode it will be the next episode. that is the episode that is eventually going to be released. in the meantime, it is time for the episode before the episode after next.

it is the next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw3CLtNlR98

Oh god, the platforming! Oh god, the ambushes! Oh god, the chompy things!

Mon Motha: Who's this "Dash Rendack"?
Admiral Ackbar: It's a Dash!

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Rendar be praised!

Oh, but this stage has gone straight to the crapper.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Sally posted:

it's supposed to be his belt :negative:

That's what she said.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Sally posted:

it's supposed to be his belt :negative:

That's what she said.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Apathy's death, y'know. Kreia told me so.

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Dash-street's back (Alright!)

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painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.

Sally posted:

according to the Skywood video i believe we establish that i AM cjacobs

Was nine-gear crow even nine-gear crow? Has it all been a lie?

DASH!!!

...

Most appropriate ending ever.

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