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this entire season is going to be Jimmy tap-dancing in and around the fallout from all the poo poo he pulled last season
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:34 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:He has to become Saul somehow! i'm just curious to see what he dodges cleanly, what comes down as a near-miss, and what hits him squarely on the head
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:42 |
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Data Graham posted:She settled on a semicolon followed by a capital The thing following the semicolon was a proper noun; in this case, Mesa Verde, the primary subject of the... thingy she was writing.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 03:59 |
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MELTDOWN IMMINENT EVACUATE AREA IMMEDIATELY
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 03:51 |
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it's painter's tape- specifically designed to not leave residue and be easy to remove- yet Jimmy is removing it exactly like Chuck e: fucker of Chucks; beaten not once but twice
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 04:00 |
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Chuck is going to start suspecting people of putting arsenic in his water supply next
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 04:06 |
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oh i'm sorry, i called it too early HERE is the meltdown
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 04:09 |
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DarklyDreaming posted:And how long will it take before this routine ends and Kim realizes the poo poo hit the fan? 5 seconds, maybe 10
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:22 |
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oh ooooohhhhh
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:42 |
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genius goddamned genius
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:56 |
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Chuck you miserable little poo poo-sucking gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 04:00 |
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make sure you turn it sideways first, Jimmy
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 04:01 |
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Chuck's gonna be having nightmares about Mike Vorhees coming after him with a Power Machete
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 03:40 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:So there's gonna be a disciplinary hearing, not a trial? Explain this to me as if I was a child. speaking as someone with zero first-hand experience in legal matters, here goes 1) Jimmy has agreed to sign a form that says "I totally did the thing I'm accused of, but I'm very sorry about it" 2) In exchange for signing the form, Jimmy will not have to go through a trial in a court of law, and will not have to go to jail 3) However, Jimmy now needs to straighten up and fly right in the eyes of the law, or else he'll be tossed in jail as though he was found guilty of those crimes by a jury 4) Because Jimmy has now confessed to committing a crime, he faces potential disbarment pending a hearing before the New Mexico Bar Association 5) Kim & Jimmy's strategy for the hearing likely revolves around painting Chuck as a petty, mentally unstable gently caress who set out to ruin Jimmy's life for personal reasons, and who therefore should not be taken seriously
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 04:50 |
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uh oh class, can you say "Chernobyl"?
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 03:08 |
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hark a 10,000-pound shithammer doth begin its downward swing
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 03:46 |
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I WANNA BE YOUR S L E D G E H A M M E R
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 04:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGHwGkFIFw
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 04:04 |
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eeeeesh thaaaaat was unpleasant
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:07 |
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Zebulon posted:Chuck status: hosed. no, he needs to keep his nose clean for a year as part of the legal agreement otherwise, he goes to jail because he signed a written confession regarding the breaking & entering fiasco
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:15 |
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alright, i was mistaken, Jimmy really is on SSDP
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:24 |
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the letter of the law says that James McGill isn't allowed to practice law in the state of New Mexico for one calendar year the law says nothing about one Saul Goodman
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:34 |
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CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, CALL NOW NO SERIOUSLY, CALL RIGHT GODDAMN NOW, IF THE COMMERCIAL ENDS THAN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:41 |
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he looks like the stereotypical Russian woman waiting in a bread line, except it's Albaquerque NM and he's wearing tinfoil
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 03:56 |
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S A U L G O O D M A N
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 04:02 |
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oh sweet jesus, this goober again
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:17 |
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i've never quite understood how nitroglycerin- something known primarily for being both highly explosive and highly volatile- is used to treat sudden-onset heart conditions
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:30 |
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man, everybody's good vibes are turning bad and it sucksEdgar Allen Ho posted:Mammal systems have an enzyme that turns it into nitric oxide, which basically widens your blood vessels for a short period huh learn something new every day
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:40 |
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you'd be surprised at the number of people who go missing in state/national parks and never get found
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:47 |
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LET'S GO SLIPPIN'
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 03:52 |
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IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 04:07 |
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he ain't even fuckin' slippin', that's the best part
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 04:09 |
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S M O O T H O P E R A T O R
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 04:11 |
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man, remember this guy? RIP Slippin' Jimmy's Old Scam Partner, S1E10 - S1E10
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:01 |
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you'd think they'd be intelligent/greedy enough to strip the body of jewelry before burying it
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:14 |
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Uh oh. SLIPPIN' SAUL
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:20 |
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This is where things well and truly start to go sour.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:41 |
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it's like going back in time to 65,000,000 BC and seeing a light in the sky that keeps getting bigger
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:45 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Something just occurred to me: how does Chuck cool his house in the summer? usually what you might do is open all the windows at night to let in cool air, then seal the house up and draw the curtains/blinds during the day to keep out sunlight and prevent the cool air from heating up
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:47 |
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sweet as a ballerina
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 03:51 |