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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
this entire season is going to be Jimmy tap-dancing in and around the fallout from all the poo poo he pulled last season

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

He has to become Saul somehow!

i'm just curious to see what he dodges cleanly, what comes down as a near-miss, and what hits him squarely on the head

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Data Graham posted:

She settled on a semicolon followed by a capital :wtc:

The thing following the semicolon was a proper noun; in this case, Mesa Verde, the primary subject of the... thingy she was writing.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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MELTDOWN IMMINENT

EVACUATE AREA IMMEDIATELY

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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it's painter's tape- specifically designed to not leave residue and be easy to remove- yet Jimmy is removing it exactly like Chuck

e: fucker of Chucks; beaten not once but twice

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Chuck is going to start suspecting people of putting arsenic in his water supply next

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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oh i'm sorry, i called it too early

HERE is the meltdown

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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DarklyDreaming posted:

And how long will it take before this routine ends and Kim realizes the poo poo hit the fan?

5 seconds, maybe 10

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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oh

ooooohhhhh

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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genius

goddamned genius

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Chuck you miserable little poo poo-sucking gently caress

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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make sure you turn it sideways first, Jimmy

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Chuck's gonna be having nightmares about Mike Vorhees coming after him with a Power Machete

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So there's gonna be a disciplinary hearing, not a trial? Explain this to me as if I was a child.

speaking as someone with zero first-hand experience in legal matters, here goes

1) Jimmy has agreed to sign a form that says "I totally did the thing I'm accused of, but I'm very sorry about it"

2) In exchange for signing the form, Jimmy will not have to go through a trial in a court of law, and will not have to go to jail

3) However, Jimmy now needs to straighten up and fly right in the eyes of the law, or else he'll be tossed in jail as though he was found guilty of those crimes by a jury

4) Because Jimmy has now confessed to committing a crime, he faces potential disbarment pending a hearing before the New Mexico Bar Association

5) Kim & Jimmy's strategy for the hearing likely revolves around painting Chuck as a petty, mentally unstable gently caress who set out to ruin Jimmy's life for personal reasons, and who therefore should not be taken seriously

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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uh oh

class, can you say "Chernobyl"?

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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hark

a 10,000-pound shithammer doth begin its downward swing

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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I WANNA BE

YOUR S L E D G E H A M M E R

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGHwGkFIFw

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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eeeeesh

thaaaaat was unpleasant

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Zebulon posted:

Chuck status: hosed.

And it sounds like he got a one year suspension?

no, he needs to keep his nose clean for a year as part of the legal agreement

otherwise, he goes to jail because he signed a written confession regarding the breaking & entering fiasco

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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alright, i was mistaken, Jimmy really is on SSDP

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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the letter of the law says that James McGill isn't allowed to practice law in the state of New Mexico for one calendar year

the law says nothing about one Saul Goodman

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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CHANCE OF A LIFETIME, CALL NOW

NO SERIOUSLY, CALL RIGHT GODDAMN NOW, IF THE COMMERCIAL ENDS THAN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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he looks like the stereotypical Russian woman waiting in a bread line, except it's Albaquerque NM and he's wearing tinfoil

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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S A U L G O O D M A N

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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oh sweet jesus, this goober again

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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i've never quite understood how nitroglycerin- something known primarily for being both highly explosive and highly volatile- is used to treat sudden-onset heart conditions

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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man, everybody's good vibes are turning bad and it sucks

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Mammal systems have an enzyme that turns it into nitric oxide, which basically widens your blood vessels for a short period :)

huh

learn something new every day

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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you'd be surprised at the number of people who go missing in state/national parks and never get found

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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LET'S GO SLIPPIN'

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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he ain't even fuckin' slippin', that's the best part

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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S M O O T H O P E R A T O R

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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man, remember this guy?

RIP Slippin' Jimmy's Old Scam Partner, S1E10 - S1E10

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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you'd think they'd be intelligent/greedy enough to strip the body of jewelry before burying it

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Uh oh.

SLIPPIN' SAUL

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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This is where things well and truly start to go sour.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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it's like going back in time to 65,000,000 BC and seeing a light in the sky that keeps getting bigger

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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maskenfreiheit posted:

Something just occurred to me: how does Chuck cool his house in the summer?

usually what you might do is open all the windows at night to let in cool air, then seal the house up and draw the curtains/blinds during the day to keep out sunlight and prevent the cool air from heating up

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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sweet as a ballerina

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