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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


This is a bigly well of funness with the character of Gul Dukat. If only Gul Dukat wasn't a better leader than Trump could ever hope to be.

Trump: Obama will be dealt with by me, and me alone.
Kai Winn: Assuming he survives the 2016 election.
Trump: Oh, he'll survive. But I promise you, promise you, after all these Photoshop threads - he'll wish he hadn't.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Tears of the Prophets (#6.26)" (1998)
Weyoun: You haven't changed a bit, have you?
Trump: No, no, no, I'm better. So much better, let me tell you, I I no longer have a need for power. Did I tell you I don't need power? I'm so clear - a clearness, you know, so clear, so, so clear. I intend to share with the bigly universe. Did you know I won the election?
Weyoun: You're right, Trump, you have changed. You've gone from being a self-important egotist to a self-deluded madman. I hardly call that improvement.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: 'Til Death Do Us Part (#7.18)" (1999)
Trump: What happened to that brave officer I served with? The one who stood at my side while we sold terrible Omaha steaks with a lovely infomercial?
Damar: Those were simpler times.

Other fun things to do on the IMDB Gul Dukat quote page: Replace instances of Ziyal with Imelda, Odo with Sane People, Garak with Trump's Conscience.

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