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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Spintzel posted:

Top 10s and Top 100s are out and lame. Don't show me a YouTube video unless its the Top 78 Mark Sanchez moments

*scrambles home to put together a video of Butt Fumble repeated 77 times followed by "Ugly! And a loss!"*

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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He said Rams, not Niners.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm guessing Philip is going "Nooooooooope" out after a year in LA.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You can't mention that image and not actually post it :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

quote:

Either way, it’s an odd thing to admit, especially for a coach currently in charge of a team that is looking for -- you guessed it -- its next franchise quarterback.

*needs franchise quarterback*
*gives Mike Glennon 17M/yr*

Da Bears

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
2006, 2016, what's the difference?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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BGrifter posted:

I'm getting a crash course in what rooting for the Mariners means this year.

I still don't know why I kept watching them after the 2001 season. :shepicide:

At least I'm finally free of that curse.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
OK, now I like Peyton slightly more;

quote:

He joked that there was one regret that he had while playing. “One time I should have gotten under center and gone, ‘Blue 20, blue 20, Jim Nantz is a no good you-know-what,’ and then they would have turned those microphones down.”

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/4/12/15279674/peyton-manning-omaha-why-does-he-say-it-broncos-colts

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I'm not sure whether I should be more mad at the terrible/lazy pun or that it's the biggest story on both frontpages.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I wonder what the record for death threats received over PM is, because I'm sure that post could compete for it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Maybe he's related to Ehud's co-worker

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

:barf:

Though I'm eager to see how Jameis tops Goff for Dumbest Televised Statement.

But will he be able to top "ladies sit down"?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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So much for getting rid of Phil Simms:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/854773456491212806

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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A Man and his dog posted:

Also the Toaster is slightly better for you calorie wise.

The weigh in:

Toaster Strudel: 170 cal
Pop Tart: 210 cal

:dukedoge:

Quoting your fuckup for posterity

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Gronk would make a very good president.

White House address gets changed to 69 Bonertown Avenue

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Here's the MNF schedule in an annoying format:

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/855209616212467713

Seems like there's more divisional games than usual.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Week 6. He's saying for once the Titans one primetime game isn't on Thursday vs. the Jags.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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kiimo posted:

I'm gonna go to Chiefs / Chargers and just start screaming Ross until I find you

Too bad shouting "Dear Ed 'Guns' Hochuli" is kinda impractical.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Michael Corleone posted:

Who was that one QB he made fun of while calling a preseason game? I think it was against the Rams and I think that is what got him fired.

Kellen Clemens

This was the closest that Kellen Clemens got to being famous.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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No Butt Stuff posted:

having a child out of wedlock is not going to be a problem for reinstatement.

If the NFL really cared about that sort of thing Antonio Cromartie wouldn't be allowed within 100mi. of a stadium.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What the everloving gently caress?

https://twitter.com/NinersNation/status/855541918171893760

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chromatic posted:

This is great. These should be made for every mediocre franchise.

Sup, dubious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiwQnxSRUY

This is a pro-click.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Neck-arm seems OK, but arm-neck not nearly long enough.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The only more ironic team he could sign with would probably be the FatherOfTheYears

https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/856592304693547012

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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$4900 for which half of the stadium? :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Truly a question without an answer :iiam:

Or you could just look at his rapsheet

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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mdemone posted:

Would pay exorbitant price for iOS port. I know there was a kickstarter for it a few years back but I think it fell through.

*ahem* http://www.mutantfootballleague.com/
(Not on iOS, but that's your problem)

Wilford Cutlery posted:

*her* rapsheet, if I'm not mistaken.

Wait, there are women on the internet? Since when?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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swickles posted:

Its been known a ton of layoffs are coming at ESPN, but its a little weird to do it right before the draft for football guys and weird to do it in the midst of playoffs for NHL/NBA guys. Basically just fire the baseball guys now, the football guys in 2 weeks and the NBA/NHL guys in 2 months.

Probably has more to do with when their fiscal quarter/year ends more than anything.

And under your plan the soccer guys would never get laid off :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That video will never not be funny.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Goldmine now tia

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Kristen Dunst?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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waah posted:

Oh and one last thing. We have a new Goon Overlord: Jonathan Allen.



https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/857391506474192897

A gaming PC.

There, saved everyone a click.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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all-Rush mixtape posted:

Is Jimmy Garoppolo still a Patriot? I have a bet.

The Browns somehow managed to not give the Patriots their entire draft for him, so yes.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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For as many times the Browns were in this video, I'm amazed they were on the positive end most of the time.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Giving Mike loving Glennon 15M/yr should've been enough to have him deported.

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