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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

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Countdown to another analyst making a botched field goal hold joke and Tony stone death glare...

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FizFashizzle posted:

It's not even certain Cutler wants to keep playing.

Cutler discovers there is a all NFL stadium ban on smoking!

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Aug 13, 2010

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DariusLikewise posted:

Drafted day 1? They would have to be a first rounder if it was recent.

Johnny Manziel?

It's John S Football Esquire

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Aug 13, 2010

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Signed by SF for a huge contract

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Aug 13, 2010

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Sherman and Kaepernick are like the two super powers people in Hancock. Their powers wax and wane on their proximity to each other

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Aug 13, 2010

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Sherman is the lady, as Russ is the dweeby PR robot husband

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Aug 13, 2010

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Marshawn is a big weirdo who does whatever the gently caress he wants and when couched on running schemes just rolled his eyes and said "how bout I just read it". That kind of anti authoritarian free spirit sure sounds like it would go well with the well known gentle handed Bellichick who surely didn't bench the cb who won him a super bowl the previous season for missing a team flight

Marshawn owns but lol

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Aug 13, 2010

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Ehud posted:

what's it called when you almost win @ new england?

losing

you lost

Some QBs don't know about losing in NE :hawksin:

We lose in Super Bowls:negative:

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Aug 13, 2010

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Mariners basebal: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointmentl :smith:

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Aug 13, 2010

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BGrifter posted:

I had fun on a little road trip down to Seattle last year so I figured what the hell, I'll follow the sorta-local team this year. Maybe drive down for a game or two this summer. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. :stare:

I suppose it's good to karmically balance out being a Packers fan since the 90s.

The logo for the SBN Mariners site that never loses meaning

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Aug 13, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Come to us Jason, it is your destiny.

No come to us!

Volkerball posted:

Was Aaron Curry just a trash player in Seattle or was it the injuries that did him in? When he went to Oakland there was talk about him not being able to learn the playbook, but it didn't matter because his knees were a loving disaster by that point.

He was like trash in all aspects. Just turtles made of garbage all the way down

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Apr 13, 2017

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No Irish Need Imply posted:

Cam owns some terrible outfits

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Aug 13, 2010

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I miss istombradyacheater.com

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Aug 13, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Watch out Seahawks you have only five days to match, uh...

Garry... Gilliam?

before he's a San Francisco Forty Niner

Garry Gilliam caught a td pass from a punter to help humiliate the Packers in the playoffs.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Eli Wiggum posted:

So glad the Seahawks won the Super Bowl while Barack the Shock was still in the White House

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Aug 13, 2010

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TFF brought their gallows humor A Game today and I love it

Kalli posted:

I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college.

That is likely more accurate

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Aug 13, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

THE OTHER PATRIOTS HAD ARRIVED YET! CHECK THE PUBLIC TRANSIT RECORDS!!!!

Can't check the White House visitor log though that's super sekret!

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Aug 13, 2010

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Someday, may his will be done.



This except Gronk

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Aug 13, 2010

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

From what I understand the submarines are already like that

I heard it was all the spouces left on the mainland that were humping it up with the crew who rotated off


Can't be racist I was nice to a black once! Good people unlike those filthy towel heads!

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Aug 13, 2010

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Shangri-Law School posted:

Death to all Patriots fans. Dissolve the team. Rescind its championships. Make it a capital crime to even mention its name. Induct Eli Manning into the Hall of Fame immediately, and give him the Medal of Honor and Nobel Peace Prize while you're at it. That'll be a good start.

:yeah:

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Aug 13, 2010

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TheChirurgeon posted:

Get ready for not one but 3 bullshit finishes this season:

IND @ SEA on SNF 10/1
PHI @ SEA on SNF 12/3
ATL @ SEA on MNF 11/20

Seattle also has a TNF game but that one's in Arizona so it'll probably just be another 5-3 slog

It's gonna own :hawksin:

Tate caught the ball

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Aug 13, 2010

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pseudodragon posted:

Do the Pats or Kraft give money to Best Buddies? While it's not illegal, the NFL should care about money going from ownership to a player through third parties as cap violations.

The Pats give money to a nutrition or sports medicine like company that Brady owns to get around the salary cap. It's why Brady doesn't squak about his salary ever.

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Aug 13, 2010

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Flikken posted:

Had a guy in my unit piss hot for coke at pre mob. "Someone slipped it into my drink" suuuuure.

The mob does testing before making somebody made? drat times have changed

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Pops Mgee posted:

This app is crazy man let me tell ya. Wild.


Lady Gruden looks like she could be a child beauty pageant contestant

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Aug 13, 2010

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Delicious

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Aug 13, 2010

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Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Drafting is actually very important in racing

I laughed

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FizFashizzle posted:

frank garcia on wfnz charlotte just said Kelvin Benjamin is up to 280

Becoming so big a target it's impossible for Cam to mis pro strat

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