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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

We wouldn't be able to afford to re-sign him next year after giving 8 billion dollars to Brandon Williams. ^ yeah that

We'll see how it goes, the Ravens have been coasting on "one of the best front offices in the league" for a few years now.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hancock's transition was pretty jarring.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

This probably isn't true but I kind of hope it is

:siren: there's an autoplay video

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-rex-ryan-gave-brother-rob-run-of-the-place-during-bills-disastrous-2016/

quote:

According to Myers, Rex “basically dedicated” last year to “resurrecting the reputation” of Rob and gave him the “run of the place.”

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I feel like the Ravens should be allowed to hang a banner that says "We're 2-2 against the Patriots in the playoffs"

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I rooted for the Pats against the Rams and the Red Sox to win the WS the first time. This is my confessional.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

God Matt Elam sucks

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Is he worse than Kyle Boller?

Yes. Boller was bad but he actually contributed positively to winning games once in a while.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. At best I'd accept didn't actively throw the game away

The game I remembered as being his best (Packers in 2005) he was 19/27 253 and 3tds and the Packers were 3-11 at the time. So he's got that one game going for him at least :v:

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Apr 14, 2017

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Whoa Whoa Whoa. Boller constantly threw away games. The excellent defense that propped up rookie Joe Flacco was a loving shadow of the support Boller had. Add to that a HoF left Tackle, a top 5 TE and the best running back in the league. If McNair was there instead of Boller from 03' on they absolutely win another Superbowl. Kyle Boller was a total loving waste and don't let anyone reminiscing about the Farve game tell you different.

You people tricked me into defending Kyle Boller and I hate you all. Also McNair was 2005.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

McNair was 06'. I'm saying if he arrived 3 years earlier, when Boller rolled into town, those Ravens teams would've won it all. They would've been champs :qq:

https://youtu.be/d9n4DlmibDQ

Argh I'm on my phone and can't seem to get an embeddable link

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Apr 14, 2017

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

^^^ this is basically volkerball in the Middle East thread





Oberst posted:

Imaginary SB 41 champion Baltimore ravens

Feat. Shannon Sharpe

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Apr 14, 2017

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Spoeank posted:

Not all.

Mine is just an incompetent buffoon :smug:

Mine yelled at Fiz to get off his beach or whatever which is funny

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

cheesetriangles posted:

So when is the Hernandez 30 for 30?

They have to figure out who killed him first.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


quote:

But interviews with multiple law enforcement officials directly involved in the case say Lloyd—a semipro football player who was dating Hernandez’s fiance’s sister at the time—had information the football star did not want out: that he was bisexual.

How in the hell did I possibly miss this, I thought the murder was about OL blabbing about one of AH's other crimes :psyduck:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Intruder posted:

Tom Brady owns

mods?!?!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AsInHowe posted:

What are Louisiana's child abuse laws like?

It's Louisiana, probably non-existent.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Thank god

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


At least Ravens fans will be able to get in a few years of repetitive "I love lamp" jokes.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Meanwhile Donte Stallworth killed another guy -


https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856870589474242560
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856871402082893825
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856872079681081345
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856872833418485760

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