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Volkerball posted:Best undrafted qb ever? 1. Warren loving Moon 2. Kurt Warner 3. Romo
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The Patriots seem to do them fairly often. Last year they traded a 4th for Martellus Bennett + a 6th. In 2014 they traded a 5th for Jonathan Casillas + a 6th and a 6th for Akeem Ayers + a 7th
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Apr 4, 2017 20:26
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Diva Cupcake posted:With the draft pick value chart, that puts Jernigan's value as a late 3rd/early 4th. So basically the comp pick he would've fetched next year for the 2019 draft.
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Apr 4, 2017 20:27
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That's a good takedown of Lombardi's dumbass article.
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Apr 6, 2017 01:49
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Finally, my chance has come: http://people.com/celebrity/olivia-munn-aaron-rodgers-split/?xid=socialflow_twitter_peoplemag
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Apr 7, 2017 14:30
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Or you know, go for it, because it's funny and the world's a better place with Smoking, DGAF Jay Cutler, Russel Jesus Dick Wilson and Joe Flacco's basement life.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:20
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Yaws posted:What's that about? He's a boring momma's boy who lives in his parent's basement and wants to like play Warhammer or magic the gathering with his teammates.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:46
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Jay Cutler got some kind of megamind thing going on.
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Apr 9, 2017 18:19
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:A bunch of NFL players were part of an arm wrestling competition in Vegas. Those players are getting fined. Reminder that the Saints hold their training camp inside a casino resort.
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Apr 10, 2017 18:28
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I mean, they just had Martellus Bennett.
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Apr 10, 2017 20:25
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Chilichimp posted:Isn't Martellus that dude who body slammed a rookie in camp for tackling him? Seems like a fun loving guy. Never heard that. But he spent the last year goofing around and writing children's books GonadTheBallbarian posted:Would love Lynch here, just hope he'd be happy tho I doubt it'll happen. He's 31, retired last year and a mess the year before. It's a fun idea, but there's no graceful end for old running backs.
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Apr 10, 2017 20:33
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Chilichimp posted:How old is Blount? He'll also be 31 next year. He wore down as the year went on and I wouldn't be that surprised if the Patriots do something else then sign him either, which is kinda shocking about a guy with 18 td's last year. But literally no one else has brought him in for a visit (because he's a 31 year old headcase), so they know he's over a barrel.
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Apr 10, 2017 21:30
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Yeah but back then, the Steelers ran the ball on every single down, and everyone knew that Bettis was getting the ball on 1st, 2nd and 3rd and short. So yeah, low YPC, but he still took QB-less teams to the playoffs almost every year. And that is why you are all wrong complaining about Bettis (fast) Willie Parker was eating those snaps by that point though. Bettis had like 100 carries his last year. You did remind me of when Cowher was running the two headed Mike Tomczak and Kordell Stewart offense though, which was 100% dependant on Bettis.
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Apr 10, 2017 23:59
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Grittybeard posted:Oh, remember Titus Young? He got four years in prison today for one of his many assaults that apparently keep happening because he's literally crazy. That's a shame. I remember at one point he got into a long fight or something at a phone store and was getting help because he was mentally ill but I guess that wasn't enough.
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Apr 11, 2017 03:25
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Diva Cupcake posted:Ok so 5 of the last 6 years have been below average. <flexes>. Though that article postulates that the NFC South will be worse then the NFC West was last year. Does that really follow? the Falcons of 2017 have some questions, but should be as good as the 2016 Seahawks, and one of the Buccaneers/Saints/Panthers should be as good as the Cardinals were last year... but who's going to be Rams or 49ers Bad? Even if the Saints totally poo poo the bed again defensively, I can't see them being Rams bad, let alone the tire fire that was the 49ers.
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Apr 11, 2017 18:43
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TheChirurgeon posted:It's not some mystery--the Eagles had a hot start that included a blowout win over PIttsburgh, while the Patriots were missing Tom Brady for 4 games. Once the season got to the point that those games were weighted less and the Eagles had started dropping games, things shook out more like you'd expect. DVOA weighs later games more heavily, it's not a manual correction that happens. Yeah, the Eagles started this year killing the Browns and Bears (before any formula would call them awful), then massacred the Steelers, and until game 10, didn't lose a game by more then a score, while beating the Falcons handily and taking the Cowboys to OT. That's exactly the kind of team you'd consider to be way better then their 5-4 record, but then their lack of receivers and other depth problems killed them and that was that. In comparison, the Patriots opened up with close wins over the Cardinals and Dolphins, before clocking the Texans and then getting housed by a bad Bills team. It's no surprise it'd take a lot more data for a formula to think this team was better then the above.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Got_%27Im
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Apr 11, 2017 20:42
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Eli Wiggum posted:When was the last time Miami won in New England? 2008? ... yep, 2008. http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game_query.cgi?tm1=nwe&tm2=mia&yr=all huh, Miami still has a winning record against the Patriots overall They were 43-28 pre-Brady and 10-22 since. That's actually a little less bad then I thought it'd be.
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Apr 11, 2017 20:49
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No one outside the AFC east knew who the Patriots were let alone hated them in '96.
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Apr 12, 2017 04:29
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iospace posted:Woody Paige and dumb column is redundant, but what exactly did he write again? That the Jaguars had no chance against them so the Broncos might as well sit around and jerk off instead of playing the game, then they did and the Jags killed them. So then the Jaguars went to Foxborough and played in a foggy mess of a game, and then the Patriots got spanked by the Packers because of a loving kick returner and bigot.
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Apr 12, 2017 13:54
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pubic works project posted:Dude that's my loving favorite episode! It's pretty great that I posted that in response to one post and then the next page and a half was tales of almost got 'em.
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They were a pretty good team, and the end result of a 4 year rebuilding process. in '93, Parcells takes over, flushes the roster, drafts Bledsoe #1 and the team is awful, but then wins out in December (to go 5-11... yeah) and show they were on the right track. '94 the team is still very thin, they start 4-6, and have 0 running game, but Parcells gives up and lets Bledsoe throw every down, and they go 10-6 before losing to the Belichick Browns in the playoffs. '95 the wheels fall off, I ... kinda forgot what happened since I spent a chunk of the season in Hong Kong, and only could get news about what happened from USA Today blurbs, but the team regressed hard and was a mess. '96 Curtis Martin's in his 2nd year, they've got a rookie Terry Glenn to go along with Ben Coates and Troy Brown in their prime and the offense is pretty beastly, while the defense is good enough behind a bunch of super guys like Willie McGinest, Ty Law, Lawyer Milloy and Tedy Bruschi.
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Eli Wiggum posted:The '96 Patriots were also on the receiving end of this: I was in Hong Kong for that game, remember being on top of Victoria Peak when I bought the USA Today with that picture in it, and then walked around the mountain blasting KMFDM's Nihil and feeling very The Cure about things for awhile. Be mine, sister salvation Juke joint Jezebel is coming for my cremation Kalli fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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Apr 12, 2017 17:24
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Alter Ego posted:Wasn't that the Super Bowl where Reggie White clowned Max Lane so badly Lane needed therapy afterwards? Yeah, that was the game where the Patriots pull it within one score in the third, then immediatley give up a 100 yard Desmond Howard Kick return, then Reggie White sodomized Max Lane for consecutive sacks to kill the next drive and I go listen to KMFDM for a year.
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You gotta time it so he says "we're so happy to announce Quarterba----" OH NO "ck"
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Apr 13, 2017 00:12
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Football outsiders breaks down their adjusted games lots stat per unit: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2017/2016-adjusted-games-lost-unit Patriots had the healthiest defense, Rams on offense. Bears and Vikings were the most injured respectively. The Vikings nearly double up the 2nd most injured team when it comes to offensive line. The next largest gap is at WR where the Chargers lost over 2 years worth of starting WR play from their group. Patriots & Packers were super healthy on their Dline, while the Rams and Jaguars linebackers missed no time.
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I think Bo Jackson is fair considering he was the #1 overall pick and they hosed with him so egregiously, that the guy said gently caress you and played baseball instead is probably the worst. The Patriots should probably be Kenneth Sims who was just a massive underperformer but was drafted 1st overall instead of Cris Canty or any of the other outright busts the Pats have had at the end of the 1st round.
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Apr 13, 2017 19:38
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Grittybeard posted:He also flat out told them he wouldn't play for them before the draft. They probably thought they were being smart calling his bluff, and like a lot of Tampa Bay things back then they....were not. If Trump didn't kill the USFL the Bandits would likely have killed the Buccaneers and could've taken their place when the USFL eventually fell. Tampa fans would've been so much better off.
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They obviously found out about Eli while investigating Brady's missing jerseys. Mexico guy had 3 SB game worn Eli jerseys
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warcrimes posted:"Hated" seems a bit strong. These are sports opinions, nothing more. Yeah, he posts like a caustic rear end in a top hat, so people act that way back at him, but I definitely don't hate the guy. I always found his style pretty funny. Now important topics like D&D or traditional games, there you'll see people really go for the knives against everyone.
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Apr 14, 2017 19:20
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Jury reached a verdict in the Aaron Hernandez double murder case after 6 days of deliberations. It's one day off from the two year anniversary of his previous murder conviction.  This gif is from a game months after he murdered Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado by driving up to their vehicle and firing into it in retaliation for spilling a drink on him. Kalli fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:He's already doing life so I'm waiting with baited breathe to find out if he'll continue serving life. I know, it seems like a waste of everyone's time to me, but hey. At least the guy he shot and lived just testified against him instead of pressing charges and giving us a 3rd trial.
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Apr 14, 2017 20:10
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Holy poo poo, Not guilty 
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Apr 14, 2017 20:13
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Not guilty of killing the two victims. Not guilty of witness intimidation for shooting Alex Bradley in the eye. (his defense was that he didn't kill them, that Alex Bradley actually killed them over a drug deal). Guilty of weapons charges. (lol)
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I mean they still have the evidence of him waving a gun around right before and after it, destroying his security system, his DNA at the crime scene and... all of his co-conspirators flipped on him. He isn't likely to win that appeal
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Apr 14, 2017 20:39
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:All he ever posts about is the Patriots so I'm assuming that's why I imagine the overlap in the "Patriots are cheating hitlers" between Jets and Bills fans rivals that of "bombing countries is really cool" between Democrat and Republican leadership. Haha, D&D chat.
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He's a hero: https://twitter.com/Advil/status/854065672296554497
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Apr 17, 2017 21:27
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Uterine Lineup posted:The best sports Onion article is http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bill-belichick-finding-new-and-interesting-ways-to-9901 I did like that they thought that one was way too tasteless and changed it. It was originally a picture of Marquise Hill's body being pulled out of the lake he drowned in.
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FizFashizzle posted:Kony Ealy is poo poo. The Patriots got something out of Shea McClellin last year. It's loving weird man.
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Barstool gets all the scoops, so... https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/854454521539448833
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