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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
TOM SAVAGE IS REAL

again

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

The Patriots seem to do them fairly often.

Last year they traded a 4th for Martellus Bennett + a 6th.

In 2014 they traded a 5th for Jonathan Casillas + a 6th and a 6th for Akeem Ayers + a 7th

A+, would trade again.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How many different coordinators and offenses has Cutler been through?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

TheChirurgeon posted:

As always, it's worth reposting Parcells' rules for drafting a QB, which actually still hold up very well:

And that's how the Dolphins drafted John Beck Chad Henne! Now you know... the rest of the story.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 5, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I hear Munn has already moved on to Tom Cruise.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Maybe his family are assholes. I mean what kind of person goes on the Bachelorette.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The 2017 Season is seeking a restraining order.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Rookie Aaron Rodgers has a *really* punchable face.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jerome Bettis

Athleticism was something Jerome Bettis never needed.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Fire up the band again.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Nobody defends the AFC East like Patriot fans. Like a bully protecting his nerd from other bullies.


I think that was the game where the Dolphins unveiled the wildcat and Ronnie Brown clowned New England the whole day.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Blitz7x posted:

Most teams utilize free agency and the draft to get better and half the afc east doesn't usually bother

I think you'll find in the last decade that a number of AFC East teams have "won" the offseason.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
why

why would you do this

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Also, gently caress Bill Parcells.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sam Hurd was the biggest bust.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Because they haven't drafted a quarterback in the first round since the Kennedy administration.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans have released CB Jason McCourty

Come to us Jason, it is your destiny.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Oh man, get ready for a season of tributes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Eli Manning embroiled in a scandal and Dean Blandino gone from the NFL. What a day!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

I want mcmagic to post in Pet Island.

I really want to ask PI if I should continue feeding my dog Kibbles N Bits from the pet store I bought him from or if I should switch to Alpo.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Oh also, I want to breed him with my neighbor's dog. Do I have to untie him for that or can we just tie them both up to the same pole and let nature happen?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How deflating.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Guys. Maybe Aaron Hernandez really is innocent!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Of all the groups to blame for deflategate, ESPN seems pretty far down. Like, not even on the list.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
All sports fans are assholes.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

See? Even lovely Mingo trades end in Super Bowls.

That was... not a good trade.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/854390523859259393

He has now restructured his contract three years in a row to get less money.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Blah.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

TBeats posted:

When Brady dies his corpse will be hung from the stadium next to the championship banners.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Crazy Ted posted:

Dude thinks he's more important than the President :colbert:

Well he's probably killed just as many Browns.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Aaron Hernandez's death is another injustice against an innocent man brought about by the NFL's overzealous security apparatus. I hold ESPN partly responsible too.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He could have just said something like "I don't want to go to a celebration on a day where my former teammate just took his own life."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ya'll gonna feel bad when Brady's mom kicks the bucket in a few days.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

So, due to some weird massachusetts law (case example: US v.Sheehan (D.Mass. 1994)) , dying while under appeal means his conviction for Odin Lloyd will be overturned.

Aaron Hernandez died an innocent man in the eyes of the court.

This also likely protects whatever remains of his estate for his daughter.

Oh snap. Did he just kill himself to provide for his family?

That reminds me of the movie Short Time from the early 90's:

quote:

Burt Simpson (Dabney Coleman) is nearing retirement and he finds that he has a disease that will kill him within days. He then finds that his life insurance only pays off if he is killed in the line of duty. In order to leave something to his wife and children, Simpson becomes super cop, ignoring danger and trying his best to get killed.

Only like.. the oppposite.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I believe Odin Lloyd's family already has a civil suit against him, and I'm sure the other victims will be considering that as well. So his money isn't safe yet.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How pissed are the Pouncey brothers right now.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

wandler20 posted:

This one is pretty good:

falcons: best football choke of the year
aaron hernandez: hold my beer

At least Hernandez delivered a kill shot before he choked.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Anals of History posted:

Life's generally been better since deleting my FB account.

But how can you compare yourself?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He needs a lot of help. Badly.

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