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You Are A Elf posted:Walking down a narrow sidewalk or what have you with a couple holding hands coming in the opposite direction. Would it loving kill you guys to let go of each other's hands for a couple of seconds so I can pass by smoothly so we're both not doing the awkward "who's going first?" dance? He's not going to cheat on you the moment your hands cease to touch, and ditto with leaving you for another man the instant skin contact ends, so just let go of each other's hands for a couple of seconds and let me pass! Yes it would have killed us! I was with my conjoined twin rear end in a top hat! 
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Sep 2, 2017 18:22
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You Are A Elf posted:Walking down a narrow sidewalk or what have you with a couple holding hands coming in the opposite direction. Would it loving kill you guys to let go of each other's hands for a couple of seconds so I can pass by smoothly so we're both not doing the awkward "who's going first?" dance? He's not going to cheat on you the moment your hands cease to touch, and ditto with leaving you for another man the instant skin contact ends, so just let go of each other's hands for a couple of seconds and let me pass! Same, but from the opposite direction as well. I loving hate getting stuck behind a couple doing "girlfriend pace". If the girl was alone she wouldn't be walking that slow, so why does the couple start walking like that as soon as their hands are touching? We get it, you like each other, but get the gently caress out of the way, other people have things to do.
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Sep 2, 2017 18:24
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See also: person who walks through a door and immediately comes to a halt on the other side to dig through their purse/pockets, check their phone, ponder existentialism, add something to their shopping list, scratch their balls, blow their nose, remove noticeable fuzz off their clothing, read store flyers, etc. There are people behind you. Get the gently caress out of the way!
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Sep 2, 2017 19:02
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My downstairs neighbors regularly get home from the bars at 2am, shouting and giggling on their porch for an hour, accompanied by drunken arguments with the guys they bring home. At least its not a crying baby I guess
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Sep 2, 2017 19:29
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BioEnchanted posted:my conjoined twin rear end in a top hat Mods TIA.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:45
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You Are A Elf posted:See also: person who walks through a door and immediately comes to a halt on the other side to dig through their purse/pockets, check their phone, ponder existentialism, add something to their shopping list, scratch their balls, blow their nose, remove noticeable fuzz off their clothing, read store flyers, etc. This is my dad. He also will just leave his shopping cart in the center of the aisle while he looks on the shelves, regardless of how many other people are in the aisle.
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Sep 2, 2017 20:01
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You Are A Elf posted:See also: person who walks through a door and immediately comes to a halt on the other side to dig through their purse/pockets, check their phone, ponder existentialism, add something to their shopping list, scratch their balls, blow their nose, remove noticeable fuzz off their clothing, read store flyers, etc. I was recently at a ceremony at a concert hall, only about half filled but a private event. Afterwards was mingling and hors d'oeuvres in this huge lobby area, and one of the first groups out the door formed a circle a couple feet from the doorway, effectively blocking us from leaving apart from exiting single file. We were hungry! We wanted stuffed mushrooms and bacon wrapped meatballs goddammit!
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Sep 2, 2017 20:12
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People who step off an escalator and then stand there blocking it are worse because you don't get the option to stand there and wait or ask them to move, the escalator is shoving you into them and there's probably a line of people behind you getting shoved into you so you can't even back up
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Sep 2, 2017 20:26
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:People who step off an escalator and then stand there blocking it are worse because you don't get the option to stand there and wait or ask them to move, the escalator is shoving you into them and there's probably a line of people behind you getting shoved into you so you can't even back up  old lady who decided to do that at Wiklund when I was coming up behind them  When an unstoppable force meets an elderly Swedish-speaking object.
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Sep 3, 2017 04:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:People who step off an escalator and then stand there blocking it are worse because you don't get the option to stand there and wait or ask them to move, the escalator is shoving you into them and there's probably a line of people behind you getting shoved into you so you can't even back up I always like to think that these people are just so dumb that they have to take a moment to figure out what just changed.
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Sep 3, 2017 09:42
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I'm the guy who meanders on the sidewalk, and I'm sorry. I know it's annoying. I literally can't walk a straight line on account of inner ear problems loving up my balance. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm just constantly drunk all the time. The annoying thing that makes me unreasonably angry is construction has closed the road next to my house. All day long people ignore the sign at the other end of the street that says you can't go that way and so there's a nonstop stream of idiots using my driveway to turn around. The other thing I hate is when I'm doing any outside work, some people will wave me over as they pull in to talk about how annoying that road construction is. You don't loving say?
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