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There was an NYU grad student who died of vitamin deficiencies because they only ate Ramen noodles. They were in one of the biology/medical programs (immunology if memory serves).
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There was an NYU grad student who died of vitamin deficiencies because they only ate Ramen noodles. They were in one of the biology/medical programs (immunology if memory serves).
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Apr 15, 2017 01:34
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Bogan King posted:Every once in a while I see reports of a doctor / nurse who cut the cheese in surgery and everyone freaks out because they think a bowel has been perforated till someone owns up. Pretty sure this was on Scrubs. "Sir, I farted. That smell was from the fart that I made." Rolo has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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Apr 16, 2017 00:42
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Doubleposting is the most obnoxious poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:06
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People blowing bubblegum loudly make me want to do horrible things to them. Sometimes it scares me how angry I actually get. If I can I try to put some distance between us. If they pop bubbles in rapid succession I become convinced they do it just to spite me, even if I don't know the person. I had to stop going to certain classes in college because some rear end in a top hat would blow bubblegum. Renoistic has a new favorite as of 12:39 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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Apr 16, 2017 12:35
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Chewing gum = bad Chewing gum audibly = worse Cracking/popping gum = I would literally privilege the existence of a discarded plastic bag over yours in the classic "trolley problem"
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Apr 16, 2017 12:45
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Renoistic posted:People blowing bubblegum loudly make me want to do horrible things to them. Sometimes it scares me how angry I actually get. If I can I try to put some distance between us. Some people can blow bubbles that sound like someone dropping a light bulb. I've also seen some expert trolls that manage to get off two or three bubbles in a row. With a sound like someone squeezing bubble wrap.
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Apr 16, 2017 13:29
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Catberry posted:I've also seen some expert trolls that manage to get off two or three bubbles in a row. With a sound like someone squeezing bubble wrap. Yeah I've encountered some as well. There's should be a price on their heads. No joke.
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Apr 16, 2017 14:20
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Rolo posted:Pretty sure this was on Scrubs. I've heard that Scrubs is actually the most realistic medical show in terms of the interpersonal poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2017 14:56
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I've heard that Scrubs is actually the most realistic medical show in terms of the interpersonal poo poo. They also had a medical consultant who actually made sure that the medical jargon they used was accurate. You would think all medical shows would have this person, but apparently not based on poo poo I've heard in House, Grey's Anatomy, and ER.
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Apr 16, 2017 15:02
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Jerry Cotton posted:People who take forever to tell a story. Inorite? It's like, jesus christ, just start with the third act already, i don't need context!
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Apr 16, 2017 16:56
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I've heard that Scrubs is actually the most realistic medical show in terms of the interpersonal poo poo. WampaLord posted:They also had a medical consultant who actually made sure that the medical jargon they used was accurate. These make me happy because I love Scrubs. My contribution? If you're in the hallway at a hotel, shut the gently caress up, no matter what time it is. There are going to be people on your floor that don't have the same sleep schedule as you, guaranteed.
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Apr 16, 2017 17:02
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Sunswipe posted:I know cheeseless pizza is a thing, but I'm pretty sure any place I order from would gently caress it up, and even if they don't I'm still left eating an overpriced open sandwich. Seriously, gently caress pizza. Other things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe hates: warm sunshine a kitten's purr smiling human emotion the joyous laughter of children
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Apr 16, 2017 17:03
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Other things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe hates: Doesn't most of SA? 
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Apr 16, 2017 18:06
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Other things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe hates: I also hate cheese but I will sit there picking as much cheese off of pizza as I can to eat it. How does anyone hate pizza?
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Apr 16, 2017 20:28
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bossy lady posted:I also hate cheese but I will sit there picking as much cheese off of pizza as I can to eat it. How does anyone hate pizza? How can you not like cheese? Cheese is the nectar of the gods. It goes with everything and makes everything better in every way possible.
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Apr 16, 2017 21:23
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Cheese improves cheesecake
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Apr 16, 2017 21:28
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Other things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe hates: I'm not a big fan of sunshine. My white ancestory (parents are English and Scottish, with Nordic roots) has given me skin that is one of two colours: pasty white or flaming red. There is no in between. Catberry posted:How can you not like cheese? Cheese is the nectar of the gods. It goes with everything and makes everything better in every way possible.
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Apr 16, 2017 21:30
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Sunswipe posted:It smells like feet. A good food should not smell like an unwashed body part. So does shellfish and pickled herring and those are both awesome.
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Apr 16, 2017 21:33
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Without cheese there would be no Brie-oncé
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Apr 16, 2017 21:39
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Pharnakes posted:Mine was some kid who blew his year's budget in freshers week then decided the most cost effective way to live was on porridge. Idiot should have chosen dog food instead. The dude in our dorm, Wolffucker Wyatt, got scurvy because he only ate plain white rice with those little ramen packets. Also be wanted to gently caress wolves and never bathed. Dude was weird.
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Apr 16, 2017 21:40
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How anyone could not like cheese is beyond me. It might be the best thing humans have ever created.
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Apr 16, 2017 23:47
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Catberry posted:How can you not like cheese? Cheese is the nectar of the gods. It goes with everything and makes everything better in every way possible. I didnt eat it growing up and never developed a taste for it. Eating it now, it tastes funny and the texture feels strange. Small amonts of it are fine but good luck finding small amounts of cheese on anything in the US.
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Apr 17, 2017 00:03
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Topical obnoxious thing: People that are like 'you don't like [food]? You just haven't had this kind of [food]!' Bitch I don't like bacon, get off me.
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Apr 17, 2017 00:11
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My first ever double post in 11 years. Appropriate thread, nontheless.
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Apr 17, 2017 00:12
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bossy lady posted:good luck finding small amounts of cheese on anything in the US. True dat
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Apr 17, 2017 05:58
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veni veni veni posted:How anyone could not like cheese is beyond me. It might be the best thing humans have ever created. You misspelled "Chocolate and booze".
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Apr 17, 2017 06:15
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Rolo posted:Bitch I don't like bacon, get off me.  You're not making this easy for me. I wish you would have gone with "egg plant" or "radish" Rather than another example of the nectar of the gods (The gods are fat, go figure) Rolo posted:Topical obnoxious thing: When I was a kid I didn't like onions. Because the flavor is very strong and onion has the texture of raw apple and that bothers me a lot when eating foods that's supposed to have a different texture. Crunchiness where crunchiness has no business being. My mother had sole custody of me and I sometimes spent weekends with my father. I told mom that I didn't like onions so the food she gave me had no onion. Well my father wouldn't have any of that. He maintained that no one could really dislike onion and onion was in everything anyway. That it was just a flavor enhancer and you didn't really eat the onion itself. So he started sneaking onion into my food to prove me wrong. Yeah he was a good sneaker and when I wasn't looking for onion I sometimes didn't find it. So he then quizzed me on which food had and didn't have onion. I failed the quiz and that proved him right, that no one could really dislike onion, and the food he made would now contain onion where he deemed it appropriate. Sometimes I wouldn't taste it. Sometimes I fished out little onion pieces to put on the side of my plate which angered him to no end. Catberry has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Apr 17, 2017 |
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Apr 17, 2017 08:39
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Rolo posted:Bitch I don't like bacon, get off me. On that note, people who go around thinking bacon is so great. It... really, really isn't. I mean, it works well as a part of something, like a good sugo. But on its own, like in a sandwich or part of breakfast it is at best milquetoast. Stringy, tough and worst of all, way too salty (although that's why it is good in sugos, helps the stock).
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Apr 17, 2017 09:30
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Samovar posted:On that note, people who go around thinking bacon is so great. It... really, really isn't. I mean, it works well as a part of something, like a good sugo. But on its own, like in a sandwich or part of breakfast it is at best milquetoast. Stringy, tough and worst of all, way too salty (although that's why it is good in sugos, helps the stock). My obnoxious thing is people who complicate normal food so much to seem cool to random people. These fuckers don't eat a normal sandwich with ham or tuna or something, no they need bulgogi or some poo poo so they can sound dignified to who the gently caress knows exactly Sugo??? gently caress you
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Apr 17, 2017 09:42
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Samovar posted:On that note, people who go around thinking bacon is so great. It... really, really isn't. I mean, it works well as a part of something, like a good sugo. But on its own, like in a sandwich or part of breakfast it is at best milquetoast. Stringy, tough and worst of all, way too salty (although that's why it is good in sugos, helps the stock). Springing off this, I wish people would stop acting like eating bacon = instant heart attack. Bacon is like 80 calories for 2 strips. Even if you go all  and eat like 6 strips with breakfast, that's only 240 calories. Stop acting like bacon is a death food, it's fine, it's just normal meat.
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Apr 17, 2017 12:21
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Coworkers at the office who cook things in the microwave, then stop it early, take their stuff out, and leave the microwave with like... 10 or 15 seconds left on the timer. They just leave the microwave like that. If the next person to use it doesn't look at the display, and tries to start entering their time, nothing will work. YOu have to hit stop/clear to reset the timer before you can start over. And people do this all the time. Like, more than half the time I go to use the microwave it has time left over. Why can't you just put in how much time you want instead of always putting in more time and taking it out early? Why can't you stop and clear it when you're done? Why does this bother me so much?
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Apr 17, 2017 12:24
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ArtIsResistance posted:My obnoxious thing is people who complicate normal food so much to seem cool to random people. These fuckers don't eat a normal sandwich with ham or tuna or something, no they need bulgogi or some poo poo so they can sound dignified to who the gently caress knows exactly Yeah, people should just eat ""normal"" food, gently caress that immigrant foreigner bullshit
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Apr 17, 2017 12:25
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The real names of food shouldn't be used unless they're caucasian enough. You can eat bulgogi but only if you call it 'k-beef'
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Apr 17, 2017 12:47
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:The real names of food shouldn't be used unless they're caucasian enough. You can eat bulgogi but only if you call it 'k-beef' So, only Armenian dishes like khash or harissa or Georgian ones like khachapuri or chanakhi can be called by their real names?
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Apr 17, 2017 14:00
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When a person calls your name from a different room, then when you answer "Yes?" they don't say anything. Even if you want me to come over there, would it kill you to just say "Come here"? gently caress.
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Apr 17, 2017 20:47
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Catberry posted:
It's a silly thing to do too cause children's palates actually are a lot more sensitive than those of an adults and foods taste a lot stronger to them. Adults just seem to assume children taste things the same as they do and it's not true at all, your sense of taste just gradually weakens over time. It's why my grandparents cover basically every single savory food with black pepper
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Apr 17, 2017 21:12
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Yeah, people should just eat ""normal"" food, gently caress that immigrant foreigner bullshit Obnoxious little thing #2 people who find racism in everything and will gently caress u up with mean posts
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Apr 17, 2017 21:22
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When it's pouring with rain outside, I'm sitting next to the window and somebody asks "ooh can you hear that rain?!" Why yes. Yes I can. Edit: also my girlfriend who complains that i don't cook enough for her but whenever i try to she without fail takes over after about 5 minutes of me starting because I'm not doing it right. Frankston has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Apr 17, 2017 |
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Two people have said "people who stop to use their phone in the middle of foot traffic" For me it feels like whenever I have needed to stop to look up directions, times, etc, and move to the side, no matter how far out the side is or how out of the way, traffic will bend itself to walk directly into me.
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