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HaB posted:This. The word you are looking for is voila. See also: "per say" and "for all intensive purposes". Boner slap the queef.
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HaB posted:This. The word you are looking for is voila. See also: "per say" and "for all intensive purposes". It's an inside joke nigga
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Apr 18, 2017 13:12
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's an inside joke nigga As opposed to a field joke nigga???
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Homestar Runner posted:...yeah, but that's a bit generous because you're not counting the calories of what it's cooked in, or served with, and on top of that what calories there are in bacon are largely derived from fat. It's also really high in sodium. Sure, but it is not the uniquely unhealthy food that people treat it like.
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Apr 18, 2017 15:24
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Does anyone personally know - hell, let's expand it one degree further to know people who know people - who have ever been ticketed for being in the left lane? It only seems to come up as a justification for being an rear end in a top hat tailgater. I'm a flow-of-traffic guy on the highway, but on regular roads, gently caress you I'm in whatever lane I need to be in because I'm going to be turning eventually. You can either get upset that I'm going a speed that won't get me pulled over*, get upset because in three minutes because you'll have to slow down because I'm making a turn, or slow down and go with the flow I'm going at. * Especially on roads I know well, ones that the cops will bust you for going five over
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Apr 18, 2017 16:06
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:As opposed to a field joke nigga??? Or a professional street nigga like this guy: 
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Apr 18, 2017 16:10
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Or a professional street nigga God drat it, I knew I should have bought the updated edition of the Monster Manual
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Apr 18, 2017 16:29
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MisterBibs posted:Does anyone personally know - hell, let's expand it one degree further to know people who know people - who have ever been ticketed for being in the left lane? It only seems to come up as a justification for being an rear end in a top hat tailgater. Since it was brought in for the UK, it's happened but not nearly enough: http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-3792498/Just-135-fines-issued-middle-lane-hogging.html
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Apr 18, 2017 16:45
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's an inside joke nigga People who call jokes made with people they post with who wouldn't give a poo poo if you died inside jokes
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Apr 18, 2017 17:15
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:As opposed to a field joke nigga??? I don't know sports terms. Is field the baseball equivalent to portside
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Apr 18, 2017 18:35
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ArtIsResistance posted:People who call jokes made with people they post with who wouldn't give a poo poo if you died inside jokes Weren't you permabanned or something
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Apr 18, 2017 18:35
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MisterBibs posted:Does anyone personally know - hell, let's expand it one degree further to know people who know people - who have ever been ticketed for being in the left lane? It only seems to come up as a justification for being an rear end in a top hat tailgater. Ironically enough cops don't seem to be in a big hurry to give tickets to drivers for insufficiently breaking the law.
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Apr 18, 2017 19:18
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have literally heard people defend intentionally chewing open-mouthed because of this bonkers magical thinking by which, and I'm paraphrasing, "air mixing with the food as you chew it enhances its flavor." That's absolutely not how that works, but you have to appreciate the sort of logic a mildly inventive and utterly selfish 5-year-old child might employ to avoid having to change their behavior for the sake of courtesy. I know breathing in a bit of air when drinking red wine makes it more... Vapour-y and can make it more pleasant to consume, but I'd not do that with my mouth open.
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Apr 18, 2017 19:52
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ArtIsResistance posted:People who call jokes made with people they post with who wouldn't give a poo poo if you died inside jokes Chill. Mine is people who stand way too close to you in line at the store. Standing close enough that I can feel your breath isn't gonna make the line faster, rear end in a top hat
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Apr 18, 2017 21:07
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Frankston posted:When it's pouring with rain outside, I'm sitting next to the window and somebody asks "ooh can you hear that rain?!" I was just at the bank today and the guy was trying to make small talk with the teller, saying "the sun's startin' to come out!" It has been sunny and warm all day and most of yesterday. We had a storm for a few hours of sun-mon early morning. I loving loathe people who talk about how great warm weather is when we just had spring instead of winter. You had your share, rear end in a top hat. Go live in the tropics if you love the sun so much.
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I cannot loving stand when people feel the need to back into a parking spot as opposed to pulling in like a normal goddamn human. I have heard people say its to make it easier/safer to leave the spot, but I don't see how that's the case when backing into a tight space between 2 vehicles (as opposed to backing out into a goddamn wide-open lane) is in no way safer. It doesn't help that every mother fucker who backs into a parking space has the biggest gently caress off pick up truck or SUV and takes forever to actually back in. Just pull in , then actually look when you back out!
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Apr 18, 2017 22:00
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enigmahfc posted:I cannot loving stand when people feel the need to back into a parking spot as opposed to pulling in like a normal goddamn human. I have heard people say its to make it easier/safer to leave the spot, but I don't see how that's the case when backing into a tight space between 2 vehicles (as opposed to backing out into a goddamn wide-open lane) is in no way safer. It doesn't help that every mother fucker who backs into a parking space has the biggest gently caress off pick up truck or SUV and takes forever to actually back in. I'm sorry to hear that you can't park.
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Apr 18, 2017 22:11
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Bogan King posted:I'm sorry to hear that you can't park. I can park. Like a person. By pulling in. The way the parking spot was designed for. So there.
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Apr 18, 2017 22:17
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enigmahfc posted:I cannot loving stand when people feel the need to back into a parking spot as opposed to pulling in like a normal goddamn human. I have heard people say its to make it easier/safer to leave the spot, but I don't see how that's the case when backing into a tight space between 2 vehicles (as opposed to backing out into a goddamn wide-open lane) is in no way safer. It doesn't help that every mother fucker who backs into a parking space has the biggest gently caress off pick up truck or SUV and takes forever to actually back in. It's safer because when you're backing out you can run over people/hit other cars that are driving by. When you're pulling in the parking spot, you can only hit those other stationary vehicles next to you. And that's only if you don't know how to park.
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Apr 18, 2017 22:20
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shut up blegum posted:It's safer because when you're backing out you can run over people/hit other cars that are driving by. When you're pulling in the parking spot, you can only hit those other stationary vehicles next to you. And that's only if you don't know how to park. I avoid hitting people and other cars while backing out of a parking spot by looking behind me, usually with the aid of mirrors included (free of charge) with my car. Also by sometimes turning my head. I also do not back out at the speed of light, which results in being able to use reaction times and caution. That's just me though.
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Apr 18, 2017 22:39
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enigmahfc posted:I avoid hitting people and other cars while backing out of a parking spot by looking behind me, usually with the aid of mirrors included (free of charge) with my car. Also by sometimes turning my head. I also do not back out at the speed of light, which results in being able to use reaction times and caution. Agreed in full. The usual excuse is that it "saves time". This is said mechanically, because it's rote-thinking. On that note, if you leave your headlights on in a parking lot and someone is right in front of you sitting in their car, you're a tremendous prick.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have literally heard people defend intentionally chewing open-mouthed because of this bonkers magical thinking by which, and I'm paraphrasing, "air mixing with the food as you chew it enhances its flavor." That's absolutely not how that works, but you have to appreciate the sort of logic a mildly inventive and utterly selfish 5-year-old child might employ to avoid having to change their behavior for the sake of courtesy.
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Apr 18, 2017 23:22
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enigmahfc posted:I can park
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I really hate when people don't use their turn signals. Either not using them at all, or using them at the last second when they are in the middle of turning.
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Apr 18, 2017 23:40
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Or a professional street nigga like this guy: The typesetting in this image qualifies for this thread imao.
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Apr 19, 2017 00:22
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:In china they talk with their mouth full because the slight discomfort from seeing chewed food is outweighed by the overwhelming value of conversing with your friends. After putting a full 15 seconds of thought into this, I agree. It's definitely more of an auditory thing than a visual one. I guess Chinese naturally sounds pretty awful so it's not as much of an issue for them. It's also actually quite easy to carry on a conversation while eating a meal without talking with food in your mouth. Try it some time!
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Apr 19, 2017 02:01
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People who make fun of me for not eating a "normal" breakfast meal. I can eat whatever the gently caress I want whenever the gently caress I want. The Moon Monster posted:I guess Chinese naturally sounds pretty awful so it's not as much of an issue for them. What the gently caress is this
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Apr 19, 2017 02:30
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Picnic Princess posted:People who make fun of me for not eating a "normal" breakfast meal. I dig it. Sometimes I go traditional, but sometimes I just want a roast beef sandwich on ciabatta or some other good poo poo at 8am.
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Apr 19, 2017 03:01
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ArtIsResistance posted:People who call jokes made with people they post with who wouldn't give a poo poo if you died inside jokes
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Sociopastry posted:Chill. C hi ll now would you like to smoke blunts though you don't seem chill!!!!
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WE ARE BOTH WATCHING THIS MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.
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Apr 19, 2017 06:00
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enigmahfc posted:I avoid hitting people and other cars while backing out of a parking spot by looking behind me, usually with the aid of mirrors included (free of charge) with my car. Also by sometimes turning my head. I also do not back out at the speed of light, which results in being able to use reaction times and caution. If you're parked between two trucks or whatever, you'd have to back out like half of your car before you can see what's happening next to you on the road. You can turn your head all yo want, unless you have x-ray vision, you can't see a thing. If you parked in backwards, you can clearly see what's happening when you pull out. But keep being enraged at people who know how to drive a car better than you I guess.
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I hate people who have to back out 3/4 of their vehicle length when getting out of a spot to see that yes, there are cars coming and people walking and then just stop there unable to react and block the whole drat lane when they could have just nosed out a little bit to see people coming and waited till it was clear to get out of the spot.
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Chill the gently caress out there's no hurry you have plenty of time to shovel your fast food in your face once you get home no matter how long you spend in the parking lot.
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Inzombiac posted:WE ARE BOTH WATCHING THIS MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME. On this note, people who ask spoilery questions when I'm showing them a movie or show. Not a self-directed musing like "Oh no, is [x] going to die?" But straight-up, directed at me and expecting a response, "Does [x] die?" I am always really, really tempted to just flatly tell them the truth. Instead I have to vaguely answer and I feel like they're all the while gauging my capacity to lie. Also the "I'm not watching it if [actor] dies in it." crowd. Either I lie to you to get you to watch a good film with an actor you like or I'm honest with you and spoil a good film with the actor you like. There are a ton of valid reasons not to watch a movie, but an actor's (WHOSE WORK YOU ENJOY) character dying is a dumb as hell one. THIS ISN'T A MOVIE NIGHT, IT'S AN INQUISITION.
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Das Boo posted:On this note, people who ask spoilery questions when I'm showing them a movie or show. Not a self-directed musing like "Oh no, is [x] going to die?" But straight-up, directed at me and expecting a response, "Does [x] die?" I am always really, really tempted to just flatly tell them the truth. Instead I have to vaguely answer and I feel like they're all the while gauging my capacity to lie.
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I don't mind questions during a movie if the person genuinely doesn't understand whats going on but what I hate the most is *staring at phone/texting for the past 20 minutes* "wait who is that guy?" "The main character"
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ArtIsResistance posted:C hi ll now would you like to smoke blunts though you don't seem chill!!!! Chill. Also people who don't read the instructions/tutorials for a game and then get frustrated that they don't know how to play. Like, dude, if you'd just take the minute to read the instructions you'd be having a lot more fun right now.
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Sociopastry posted:Chill. I hate when someone is just not letting the game teach them and then calls the game bad. Like when they're not paying attention when recording a blind LP and are just out to make fun of the game, fine, but don't start blaming the game if your making poor use of a mechanic that you intentionally skipped the tutorial for. It makes the game look bad, even if it is somewhat fun when actually engaging with it on it's own terms. Let the game try to engage you, if it fails, then rail on it. But if you aren't going to pay attention to the game telling you mechanics that make it easier on you, or claiming that the plot is nonexistent when the audience can easily piece it together, then that's not playing fair. That's why I enjoy Pork Lift and wateyad's work so much, they give the game a chance to engage them, then when it fails they make fun of why it failed. In Star Ocean 4, they know the mechanics, they use blindsides when appropriate and explore the areas for treasures, do some sidequests when they can be bothered - they are letting the game try to engage them. Most of the time it fails and they get (rightfully) annoyed by it, but sometimes some little thing, like a wonky animation, allows them to start enjoying themselves again. They let their games try and fail.
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Sociopastry posted:Chill. Is this an inside joke
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