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People who slow, but don't completely stop, while texting in the middle of the grocery store.
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People who, in person, talk about memes they saw online.
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Apr 5, 2017 09:35
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food court bailiff posted:People who just fuckin' stop their car wherever they want. "Oh, well I'm turning right into a parking lot and the driveway is clear, this is a forty mile an hour road and there's traffic behind me, better come to a complete stop before attempting this turn!" And the corollary, people who think their hazard flashers are the "park anywhere you want to" lights.
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Apr 5, 2017 19:40
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People who use "fail" as a noun.
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Apr 9, 2017 03:33
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People who can't stop themselves from singing whatever is playing on the radio, even if that means interrupting you mid-sentence. Bonus points if they only know half the words and mumble their way through the parts they don't know.
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Apr 12, 2017 18:29
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Yoshi Jjang posted:When eating with a fork and knife, right-handed people will have the knife in right hand and the morsel they cut already pierced by the fork in the left hand, then proceed to put down the knife and put the fork in the right hand so they can eat the morsel. Repeat every single step for every morsel they cut. Congratulations, you're enraged by the normal way to do things.
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Apr 18, 2017 01:05
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People who end every sentence with "so." I was going to go to the grocery store, so. But then they were out of bread, so.
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Apr 24, 2017 06:43
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That over/under thing drives me nuts too. No matter how many times goons in particular are corrected about it they continue to use it wrong. There's a handful of goon words and phrases that drive me up the wall just because of how overused they are. Over/under is among them. Same with "milquetoast" and the dozens of ~wacky~ misspellings of "schadenfreude." Oh, and "namaste."
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May 10, 2017 18:21
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I'm a photographer! (takes blurry phone photos of wildflowers and street signs and uploads hundreds of them to Facebook)
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May 18, 2017 15:51
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Sic Semper Goon posted:
Similarly, people who brag about being bad at math.
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Jun 7, 2017 00:19
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: "Tee hee, I'm so computer illiterate!"
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People who have strong and wrong opinions about food. For example: Gluten is 100% a bad and toxic thing, like MSG was 20 years ago All fast food is extremely bad for you, except Chik-Fil-A, which is very healthy Never eat a carbohydrate Potatoes are "empty calories" (WTF) And of course organic=always very healthy and GMO=filled with bad chemicals
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Jun 29, 2017 21:51
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People who try to sing along with the radio but they only know about 10% of the words
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Aug 1, 2017 05:16
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I bought a jug of cold brewed coffee where the product name was "Not Too Sweet" and it was the sugariest thing I've ever put in my mouth, including plain sugar. I felt betrayed. It was these assholes. 
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Aug 24, 2017 21:21
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