Glazier posted:

Pre-Trump I might agree but now that's the right stance to take. Either you are a decent human being or you don't need my money.

Nostradingus posted:

People who have strong and wrong opinions about food. For example:

Baronjutter posted:

I've never had a problem with horse poo poo. It doesn't really stink and within a few hours it's just some grassy mud.

Picnic Princess posted:

I'd happily volunteer to go with a friend every couple months to rappel down to clean up.

Elizabethan Error posted:

"woah, parks actually close at night??" - Jerry Cotton, 2017

Elizabethan Error posted:

Aesop Poprock posted:

you're legally allowed to exceed the speed limit to do so

Aesop Poprock posted:

In my state (PA) it's literally against the law to refuse to move out of the way of faster traffic if you're in the left lane

Aesop Poprock posted:

Why are you such a loving pussy

The Snoo posted:

it's cool to speed if everyone else is doing it

*dies in preventable car accident*

quote:

An increase in average speed is directly related both to the likelihood of a crash occurring and to the severity of the consequences of the crash. For example, an increase of 1 km/h in mean vehicle speed results in an increase of 3% in the incidence of crashes resulting in injury and an increase of 4–5% in the incidence of fatal crashes.

An adult pedestrian’s risk of dying is less than 20% if struck by a car at 50 km/h and almost 60% if hit at 80 km/h.

(http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs358/en/]

Rolo posted:

When people don't even wait for the elevator doors to open fully to try and pile in it while my rear end still needs to get off the drat thing. Some old gently caress in Florida almost shoulder checks me, backs up, and waves me on with a "your majesty" look on his face.

gently caress off Jeff, you're in the lobby, someone is going to be getting off once the god damned thing gets there I'm about to whup your rear end.

MisterBibs posted:

People linking to a long YouTube video as an answer to a question, without a timecode.

You Are A Elf posted:

People who are an "expert" on something you're doing because "My father was an [OCCUPATION] for thirty years. I think I know what I'm talking about "

veni veni veni posted:

People who say vague or ominous poo poo without any frame of reference and refuse to give any context. Like "call me". Just give me an idea of what it's about, so I know if you want to make plans to see a movie, or someone loving died, because if you are texting me something like that you already know I can't call you right away you idiot. Why would you try and stress me out in the meantime?

Elfgames posted:

Even worse my oldest sister loves to text "sos" for everything big or small

Baronjutter posted:

Loud breathing. Don't breathe so loving loud. If one of your nostrils is clogged and the other is making an intense whistling sound then breathe (quietly) through your mouth or something. Can you not hear how loud you are?

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Yeah, but I bet you don't have Go-Gurt

quote:

It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.

Tiggum posted:

What about on a slice of bread with some jam?

Bird in a Blender posted:

I guess this is a corollary, but I saw a family where they were charging their ipad, but instead of sitting where the charging station was, they were all sitting like 6 seats over. So this ipad is just sitting their charging and taking up a seat. It was busy and there were barely any empty seats, and here's an ipad on a seat all by itself.

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Yeah, I hear that all the time.

We even had someone writing an article for a national newspaper bitching about how her economy flight sucked, and it should be the onus of airlines to improve the cheapest seat to her standards. Their sense of entitlement is overwhelming.

I mentally read it in the she-bogan combination of whine and shriek that I am unfortunately so familiar with.

Picnic Princess posted:

Hikers who pick up their dog's poo poo, put it in a plastic baggie, and tie it to a tree branch and leave it there. gently caress you.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I think the idea is that they won't have to carry around poo poo in a bag the rest of the hike and they can pick it up to dispose of on the way back. Realistically, the amount of people who follow through on it...

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I always assumed they think they are doing whoever does the groundskeeping in the park a favor by making it easier for them to see it/pick it up. Some people think that just because a person is paid to clean something, it means you aren't expected to make any effort yourself. You see the same attitude in public bathrooms too, or in offices where people think "don't worry about it, the janitor will get that".

I mean, technically it is their job, but you're still an rear end in a top hat if you go out of your way to make it more difficult/gross for them. Unfortunately I think a lot of people are raised without ever learning to clean up after themselves and will never learn unless all the people picking up after them disappear suddenly.

Baronjutter posted:

Smart people make their dogs carry their own poo poo and poo poo-bags by putting those little cargo harnesses on them.

BioEnchanted posted:

my conjoined twin rear end in a top hat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

People who step off an escalator and then stand there blocking it are worse because you don't get the option to stand there and wait or ask them to move, the escalator is shoving you into them and there's probably a line of people behind you getting shoved into you so you can't even back up