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When people comment on my farts. "Ugh thats so rude, you are disgusting!" I'm being nice. I can unleash the most horrendous shits with ease from the depths of mine own tremendous and mighty rear end, so forceful would my poo poo be that you cannot even have a moment to react before my bowels send forth a huricane of fart force winds and an avalanch of brown boulders. Every time i dont do this, i am being merciful. I am pardoning you for intruding into my dominion (which is rightfully everything). You are here on sufferance and i tolerate you. Dont get 2 (as in number 2) comfortable.
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