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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Turn on your monitor.

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Fuckers that don't start to slow down till they are right at the pedestrian crossing.

You are not saving yourself time. If I'm waiting to cross and see you coming I'm not going to walk out and assume you are going to stop. Ill wait till you do stop. Then ill walk across. If you are clearly slowing down to stop, ill cross. Ill be past you when you get there.. that's quicker for you.

Fuckers that ring me, listen to my entire answering machine message then hang up.

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Cowslips Warren posted:

I once worked with a girl named Jeopardy. Her childhood must have been great.

I know a Mormon couple who named their kid Sean. I was actually surprised it wasn't a more Biblical name.



Little thing: there are dozens of parking places and the car pulls in RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. Because walking another 10 feet would have been insanely hard!

My sister has a niece named Hiztory.

Her parents are EXACTLY the kind of trash you are picturing.

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