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People who stand right next to the doors when waiting to get on a train or lift who then act amazed and annoyed that I might want to get off the lift/train, and that they're going to have to move away from the door.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 13:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:49 |
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Mu Zeta posted:I just barrel through them now and don't even look back to see if they are ok. I really need to start doing that. Nice to know it's not just me with this problem, though. This really is a stupid thing to get angry over, so this seems like the right place for it: online shops that send you an email to tell you they're picking out your item now, or packing your item now. What's the point? Confirmation they've received the order makes sense. Confirmation that they've posted it is useful, it lets me know to keep an eye out for our idiot postman leaving a parcel where the dog can chew it. But what am I supposed to do with the information that someone's getting the item I want and putting it in a box?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 14:52 |
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People who can't comprehend that I don't drink hot drinks. I used to just say "No, thank you" to offers of tea and coffee until I found that I'd inadvertantly offended someone because I always refused their offer and they thought it was something to do with them. So I say "No thanks, I don't drink hot drinks." Which is the cue for people to list every possible hot drink you can possible imagine, as if I've never heard of fruit tea, hot chocolate or Bovril. Have a similar problem with cheese. Mention I don't like it and people launch into "But how do you eat pizza?" I don't. Why is that so difficult to understand?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 14:51 |
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Slime posted:it's because you're a freak, sorry
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 15:30 |
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Mu Zeta posted:There are good pizzas without cheese. You're missing out.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 18:48 |
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InequalityGodzilla posted:True story, in college one of the guys on the same level of my dorm had decided that he hated fruits and vegetables and decided that, since he was no longer under his parent's watchful eyes, he was no longer going to eat them. About 3 months after the year started he went to the campus health center complaining about constant tiredness and bruising easily. They told him to go to a real doctor because they didn't know what the gently caress. I'm sure I remember reading recently that you need so little vitamin c to avoid scurvy that having a couple of ketchup packets with your fries (or whatever crap the guy was eating) would be enough. What was he eating?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 14:16 |
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Other things Something Awful forums poster Sunswipe hates: I'm not a big fan of sunshine. My white ancestory (parents are English and Scottish, with Nordic roots) has given me skin that is one of two colours: pasty white or flaming red. There is no in between. Catberry posted:How can you not like cheese? Cheese is the nectar of the gods. It goes with everything and makes everything better in every way possible.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 21:30 |
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Catberry posted:Pedestrians who cross the road diagonally. Pedestrians who know they shouldn't be crossing the road at that time, so they run halfway across, then slow to a saunter for the other half.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 17:23 |
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Master Twig posted:In regards to Game of Thrones: It's not even that these shows or films are bad, it's just that people will not shut the gently caress up about them. I've heard of Game of Thrones. It's probably the biggest nerd thing on televsion. I'm just. Not. INTERESTED. Constantly telling me about it is not changing my mind on that. I don't keep banging on to people about how great really popular things I like are, I'd appreciate the same courtesy in return.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 16:35 |
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KozmoNaut posted:Smoking, and throwing their cigarette butts everywhere. As a non-smoker, I'm not a fan of the laws against smoking in work places. I'd far rather there were disgusting little rooms smokers could use instead of them wandering around, spreading stink everywhere they go.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 16:20 |
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oldpainless posted:It takes longer to find pics I can masturbate to. More like oldwankless.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 21:03 |
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Youtube is recommending to me a video called "Fallout 3 Is Garbage And Here's Why." It has over 1.5 million views. It's an hour and a half long. Who the gently caress watches 90 minutes of someone bleating about a game they don't like? And how does it even take that long to point out what you don't like about the game?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 23:03 |
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Voyager I posted:One of my "lotto winner' fantasies is owning a stack of cheapass beater cars to use for my daily commute and just colliding with fucksticks in Mercedes who try to cut me off. I don't even drive, and I have the same fantasy. Maybe hire an Enrique to drive me around in in an old Volvo, drat things were built like tanks.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:23 |
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Tiggum posted:I can only fit a finite amount of food in my stomach at any one time. i guess you're not American then.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 17:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:49 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:When someone compliments my vocabulary, I tell them that my mother was an English teacher.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 18:31 |