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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Is it a water or a solid? Got into a huge argument with my best friend.

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i fly airplanes
Sep 6, 2010


I STOLE A PIE FROM ESTELLE GETTY
The TSA considers ice cream a solid, so passengers can take it past security. It usually has to be packed with dry ice, because if it's partially melted, it must meet liquid requirements (3-1-1).

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Since it's made of milk, isn't it a colloid?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Since it's made of milk, isn't it a colloid?

Yeah this is what I'm thinking.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Ice cream freezes when you freeze it and melts when you melt it, just like water..... So that's why ice cream is considered water. It's not rocket.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

tumor looking batty posted:

Ice cream freezes when you freeze it and melts when you melt it, just like water..... So that's why ice cream is considered water. It's not rocket.

By that logic, ice is a liquid because it melts into water when you melt it.

Ice is a solid, so is ice cream.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

PT6A posted:

By that logic, ice is a liquid because it melts into water when you melt it.

Ice is a solid, so is ice cream.

Are you saying a frozen ice cream is water? :raise:

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

tumor looking batty posted:

Ice cream freezes when you freeze it and melts when you melt it, just like water..... So that's why ice cream is considered water. It's not rocket.

"Gold freezes when you freeze it and melts when you melt it, just like water... So that's why gold is considered water."

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Everything is a liquid when it melts and a solid when it freezes; therefore, everything is water.

joke_explainer
Dec 28, 2011


PT6A posted:

Everything is a liquid when it melts and a solid when it freezes; therefore, everything is water.

What about steel?

tensac
Jun 9, 2011

is it anything?

joke_explainer posted:

What about steel?

Especially steel. Something like 98.75% water content.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

The_White_Crane posted:

"Gold freezes when you freeze it and melts when you melt it, just like water... So that's why gold is considered water."

Gold isn't a water. Ice cream is made out of milk and sugar. Gold is made out of rocks. GED much?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

tumor looking batty posted:

Gold isn't a water. Ice cream is made out of milk and sugar. Gold is made out of rocks. GED much?

Gold is not made out of rocks, it is made out of gold.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
ariston men hydor

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Is a melted ice cream sandwich a sandwich?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Is a melted ice cream sandwich a sandwich?

Yes, a grilled cheese sandwich is a sandwich with melted cheese, so the state of the filling does not affect the identity of the sandwich.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

PT6A posted:

Gold is not made out of rocks, it is made out of gold.

Then why are all those old-timey prospectors always looking in the creek for gold? Clearly it is water if they can find it in water.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I've been drinking ice cream instead of water for the past 10 years and I'm feeling fantastic

Try it out OP

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Melted ice cream is a milkshake which is liquid.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

PT6A posted:

Gold is not made out of rocks, it is made out of gold.

It's made out of minerals dude aka rocks. Basically the opposite of water. Who let the r tard out?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

tumor looking batty posted:

It's made out of minerals dude aka rocks. Basically the opposite of water. Who let the r tard out?

god dammit marie

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

joke_explainer posted:

What about steel?

Well jet fuel can't melt steel beams so I doubt anything else could either

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer
But can you freeze Vodka?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
the hint is in the name

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Aunt Beth posted:

But can you freeze Vodka?

Yes, you just need to make it way colder than the average freezer can get.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Aunt Beth posted:

But can you freeze Vodka?

I did once with extremely poor-quality vodka...

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
No, ice cream is not considered water.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Is butter a carb?

GoodluckJonathan
Oct 31, 2003

Ice cream is actually water though

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Then it must follow that water is ice cream.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Wachepti posted:

Ice cream is actually water though

No YOU'RE actually water!!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
So ice cream is people.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

So ice cream is people.

Good thing I do/don't have a freezer full of ice cream in my garage.

Cwmagain
Jul 30, 2011

Caffeine only diet leads to paranoia and... the shakes!
I thought ice cream was mostly air? :question:

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Antifreeze Head posted:

Then why are all those old-timey prospectors always looking in the creek for gold? Clearly it is water if they can find it in water.

Actually I think that makes it some sort of fish.

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
edit actually gently caress it. yeah haha icecream might be either! lols!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

girth brooks part 2 posted:

Actually I think that makes it some sort of fish.

Ah, the old beaver loophole.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
I'm confused, is ice cream a mineral or a rock?

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
What then is a Frosty?

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Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Caufman posted:

Good thing I do/don't have a freezer full of ice cream in my garage.

Schrodinger's Frigidaire?

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