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ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Stanced BRZ/FRS, didn't catch which one. It was purple and plastered with various stance culture stickers and the vanity plate BAE RZ and a obnoxious fart can, and the guy was driving on the highway out near Santa Barbara in mild traffic on his phone texting someone. Passed me and it was super obvious his tires were rubbing bad, and then when I caught up to him I could smell burning rubber.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Loads of BMW 3's and Mercedes C's in North Atlanta. Not because they're unreliable, but because people buy them and haven't a clue as to how expensive routine maintenances (and tires) can be.

Ask me about my neighbor with the A4 2.0 Quattro that was rolling around on his spare for 2 months. :cripes:

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Two things, on the same stretch of interstate but different​ times. First was an 18 wheeler still moving under it's own power but belching white smoke over 3 mile stretch, it looked like a steam train. He was on the shoulder when I came back the other way 5 hours later, and sat there for a couple days.

A couple days ago I saw a pickup with the driveshaft hanging underneath, somehow it had come out of the differential.

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?
I saw one that struck me as odd on my way back from Baltimore last week. A 2007-2014 Tahoe, no plates or evidence of damage. It was somewhere in rural WV or KY. Seemed a bit nice to be dumped. I also saw a murano with some 24's but that was less of shock given the choice of rims. Still in rural WV/KY. Also passed 2 fatalities from a rolled GMC envoy near Anna, WV. Coroner had tarps to hide the bodies and poo poo was all over. Guessing no seat belts.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Honda Civics that people have taken a black rattlecan to

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

I saw a Tesla Model S P85 getting loaded on a flatbed on 580W the other week. The car looked fine, I wonder if he ran out of charge before he could make it to a supercharger or something. Only one I've seen broken down so far and they are all over the place in the Bay Area.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Plenty of Civics and Crown Vics on I-85N/S and I-285. Usually with worn/flat tires and the yellow 'impound' sticker on them.

Also: A lot of tuner/stance cars abandoned around the Atlanta interstate.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 14:34 on May 15, 2017

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Saw an R/V pulling off of the road, blowing tons of smoke out of the muffler

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
A silver/grey sedan missing the rear half of the roof (like the roof and center and rear pillars had been cut away and replaced by what appeared to be either clear plastic or packing tape) on the shoulder with a tweaker-looking woman in it being jumped by a beat up Toyota wagon that was blocking one out of two lanes.

About two blocks later I also saw a rattlecan black Civic with tinted windows, no windshield and a bunch of roof damage driving through a intersection.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Where do you live, so I may avoid ever going there?

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran

Saw a bunch of tire in the road and smelled smoke. A mile or so later, there's a AAA truck behind an RV that had been flat-towing a pickup with two blown tires on the driver's side, the front one still smoking.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

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Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
I was behind a late-model (~2004) BMW 3-series that blew the radiator, huge puff of steam and a big splash of coolant on Rt.6 bear Brewster, MA. I tried to signal the woman driving, but she ignored me and pulled off the next exit. I was on my way to a funeral, so... I guess that'll be a new engine. GDCS!

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Or more likely available for spares in a junkyard near you soon.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I saw an early 2000s Corolla abandoned by the highway yesterday. Looked like it had been rattlecanned black.

Cellular Suicide
Dec 9, 2005

Classical 33's at 45RPM

sharkytm posted:

I was behind a late-model (~2004) BMW 3-series that blew the radiator, huge puff of steam and a big splash of coolant on Rt.6 bear Brewster, MA. I tried to signal the woman driving, but she ignored me and pulled off the next exit. I was on my way to a funeral, so... I guess that'll be a new engine. GDCS!

Calling an E46 late-model in 2017 would be the same as calling the E30 late-model in 2004.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Cellular Suicide posted:

Calling an E46 late-model in 2017 would be the same as calling the E30 late-model in 2004.

But they're both modern cars with fancy poo poo like fuel injection and power brakes/steering :confused:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Saw a current gen mustang broken down on my block this morning. Sitting in the traffic lane, dude texting. I wondered why he didn't push it into the parking lot right loving next to him, or the side street just past that.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
~04 S60 on the side of an interstate on the way to work. It's been there a couple days. Those things are filling up junkyards very quickly.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Chrysler 200. Not sure if the car was abandoned or the driver was in the process of being arrested, there was a cop car behind it.

Mid 90's Escort Wagon. It was missing the driver's side mirror and the rear hatch window.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

VideoTapir posted:

Saw a current gen mustang broken down on my block this morning. Sitting in the traffic lane, dude texting. I wondered why he didn't push it into the parking lot right loving next to him, or the side street just past that.

Can you still push cars with a couple people or are they too heavy with crash equipment?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
mid-late 90s Jeep Grand Cherokee, looks like they lost a tie rod or something because one wheel was straight and the other was not so straight

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Busy day on 93 into Vegas.

Current-generation Honda Civic with the hood up.

Ford Expedition pulled over on the wrong side of the road. May have been there to help what looked like a Ford Fusion lying on its side about 100 feet off the other side of the highway.

A Silverado and a Scion XB pulled over with both hoods up, behind a large pickup pulling what looked like an enclosed car trailer. Odd place for a jump...don't know if or who was broken down.

S-10 pickup getting hauled up on a flatbed.

Buick Enclave stopped in the middle of nowhere, hood up.



Oh yeah, on the way out, there were some jackasses pulled over on the shoulder taking a picture. The photographer was about a foot from the white line, their car was barely any further. I think the open door was actually in my lane.

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 19:09 on May 31, 2017

Delorence Fickle
Feb 21, 2011
Saw a red late model WRX STI with its hood up on I-395 going into DC.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Fairly clean looking Evo 7 or 8 with its bonnet up half way up the Ngauranga gorge. At least it wasn't on fire.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Bad storm on I 20 in Texas yesterday, in the span of 2 miles I saw in the median:
*18 wheeler flatbed with front bumper torn off, right behind
*18 wheeler tanker jack knifed and leaking diesel
*18 wheeler car hauler in the grass, it had no clearance so he probably hosed up something, will need a tow
*18 wheeler that was heading west, went through the median to my eastbound side, wire barrier didn't do poo poo


Also yesterday, in Shreveport some 18 wheeler lost his left steer tire, popped off the rim. He made it safe to the hard shoulder.

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?
Not technically dead

But I saw 3 really nice looking AC VWs in a tight convoy going down the interstate. Bringing up the rear was a cummins dodge with an empty car trailer.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Trip on 93 from vegas today, which never disappoints.

Possibly broken down:
Big GMC pickup hauling a slat sided trailer
Late model BMW 3 series.

Definitely broken down:
Late model corolla
Late 90s Seville with a missing front right tire. Wheel was there, but no tire.
Early 2000s caravan
Early 2000s f150
Nissan juke
Volvo truck

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 11, 2017

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


New looking F250 Super Duty with the bonnet up and a sad looking Bro staring into the distance.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Saw an 18 wheeler that was on its side in the ditch facing the wrong direction after the huge windstorm a few nights ago.

Don't know if it launched itself over the centre median or somehow ultra-jackknife kickflip 180'd. Guessing the former.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
newish 2-door Jeep Wrangler (or whatever they're calling them now) parked roadside with a shredded drivers front tire

actually its been there for a couple of days now. Kind of wondering if its a stolen and dumped rental...

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Road trip on 93 again.

Acura sedan, early 2000s, stopped w dude our of car, seemed to be looking at car. Semi stopped behind him.

Toyota highlander, late model

Porsche cayenne, 2010ish I think.

Retro tbird, hood up, no one in it or near it.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


VideoTapir posted:

Retro tbird, hood up, no one in it or near it.

Red one? I see that near me around North Shore a lot and it always is overheating.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Why yes it was red

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Not on the road (but it was red) was a Case IH for mowing around an overpass.

Sunk up to the axle with at least 1 tire popped off the rim.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

BigPaddy posted:

New looking F250 Super Duty with the bonnet up and a sad looking Bro staring into the distance.

My guess road tuning a sikkk new smoke map, where someone didn't change the injection timing and 'dun melted it'

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



DJ Commie posted:

My guess road tuning a sikkk new smoke map, where someone didn't change the injection timing and 'dun melted it'

I certainly hope so.

We started seeing a lot less of that when our town made a law classifying rolling coal as a display of speed like drag racing. I don't think they enforced it much, but the threat of six points on your license was enough.

If you're still in Cheyenne, I imagine it's a lot worse.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
a газ-24-10 волга. Stalled at a traffic light and lol wasnt restarting for poo poo. Dude did not seem happy about it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I certainly hope so.

We started seeing a lot less of that when our town made a law classifying rolling coal as a display of speed like drag racing. I don't think they enforced it much, but the threat of six points on your license was enough.

If you're still in Cheyenne, I imagine it's a lot worse.

Rolling Coal is like natural selection at work: Lots of dead engines will follow it.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


Is this safe to post or are y'all gonna be dickheads about seeing a 10 ton truck pulling a broken electric bus being nothing special too?

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



The only one that stands out from my last roadtrip was an early 80s Chevy Celebrity.

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