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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
goddamn liberals! :argh:

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Glenn beck said it best at " They could have ran a dead dog against HIllary and she still would have lost."


Dead Dog 2020

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Clinton calls on her former rival to develop strategy on Syria

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Black Baby Goku posted:

She won the vote by mearly 3 million votes.

There is no such thing as the popular vote.

If you want to add up all the votes in each state and call it the "popular vote" you can, that's your prerogative but the popular vote doesn't exist in America elections. Making your post the same as speaking gibberish into a vacuum. Hth

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Vastarien posted:

Chelsea Clinton will run for president someday and she will lose to one of Trump's dopey kids.

Describing Trumps kids as dopey is LOL funny. They are extremely successful and smart people. The closest you will ever get to being on their level is if they hired you as help to clean the sky scraper level they live on.

Your post is double terrible because Chelsea Clinton (queen dopey) was mentioned in the same sentence.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

If she does, she will win, because Republicans will realize the mistake they made in voting for Trump.

Hahahaha yeah they will turn on the guy who just gave them a republican SCOTUS judge and maybe another one before the next election.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Roargasm posted:

gently caress you and die

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Haha

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Prorat posted:

If you want to add up all the votes in each state and call it the "popular vote" you can, that's your prerogative but the popular vote doesn't exist in America elections
things dont exist once i dont like them anymore!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

things dont exist once i dont like them anymore!

The thing people call "the popular vote" doesn't exist in this country. Sorry if you are confused.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yes we havent kept track of who won/lost the popular vote for hundreds of years. its not a thing now that the donald lost it. im sorry for everything about you

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prorat posted:

There is no such thing as the popular vote.

If you want to add up all the votes in each state and call it the "popular vote" you can, that's your prerogative but the popular vote doesn't exist in America elections. Making your post the same as speaking gibberish into a vacuum. Hth

being right about one thing doesn't mean you're not stupid, sister

also, goku

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prorat posted:

There is no such thing as the popular vote.

If you want to add up all the votes in each state and call it the "popular vote" you can, that's your prerogative but the popular vote doesn't exist in America elections. Making your post the same as speaking gibberish into a vacuum. Hth

She received more votes.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

yes we havent kept track of who won/lost the popular vote for hundreds of years. its not a thing now that the donald lost it. im sorry for everything about you

Maybe you have kept track but the legal process of electing the president of this country has not. And it's Mr. President, not "the Donald" please remember this TIA.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Black Baby Goku posted:

She received more votes.

And I can do 30 push-ups in a row, how is that relevant to becoming president?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Prorat posted:

Maybe you have kept track but the legal process of electing the president of this country has not. And it's Mr. President, not "the Donald" please remember this TIA.
"you" as in "everyone". but it cant exist in your retard mind because t-t-t-trump is a winner

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prorat posted:

And I can do 30 push-ups in a row, how is that relevant to becoming president?

Your thing? Not so much [30 push ups? Are you obese lol?]

Her thing? Well yeah, it's relevant. She had 3 million more people vote for her, and lost. Kinda relevant. She would win if she ran in 2020. I hope she does.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Prorat posted:

And I can do 30 push-ups in a row, how is that relevant to becoming president?
losing an argument where i said something retarded and pretended i didnt. quick pretend the whole discussion had a context where im right!
*prorat kicks into gear*

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Hilary lost to a black guy named Barack Hussien Obama

Then she almost lost to some grandpa jew socialist

And then she lost to a reality tv star who did everything he could to hand the election to her...She is one of the biggest losers in all of history

GBUS hates women

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Black Baby Goku posted:

Your thing? Not so much [30 push ups? Are you obese lol?]

Her thing? Well yeah, it's relevant. She had 3 million more people vote for her, and lost. Kinda relevant. She would win if she ran in 2020. I hope she does.

No her thing is literally not relevant at all, what you call the popular vote doesn't exist and if it did, it wouldn't be relevant to the procedure that elects the POTUS.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Charles Mansion posted:

Yeah, her turn to GET LOCKED UP!!!!!!!



Lol jokes on him, that dude looks like he might be dead!!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Prorat posted:

what you call the popular vote
im sorry im not familiar with that term

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

losing an argument where i said something retarded and pretended i didnt. quick pretend the whole discussion had a context where im right!
*prorat kicks into gear*

Yikes if you think I'm losing an argument where your defending a figment of your imagination.

Edit: I'm phone typing so that your should be you're and wasn't going to change it or point that out but at this point you are at the point where being a grammar Nazi is all you have left so I guess I should point it at

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

im sorry im not familiar with that term

Neither is the United States of America.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Prorat posted:

Yikes if you think I'm losing an argument where your defending a figment of your imagination.
theyre saying trump lost the popular vote! thats not a thing. and saying he lost the popular vote is suggesting that the popular vote is how the president is elected
i cannot wait to bring these facts to gbs
-prorat

ah yes, the popular vote existing is a figment of my imagination. wait youre a retard though

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Troll vs. troll

(Pretend i put a pic of spy vs spy herw)

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

ah yes, the popular vote existing is a figment of my imagination.

Finally, now you get it!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Troll vs. troll

(Pretend i put a pic of spy vs spy herw)

Everything I said is legal fact, not sure how that makes me a troll.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Troll vs. troll

(Pretend i put a pic of spy vs spy herw)
oh boy youre so above arguing on the internet. teach gbs how to be cool like you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

gary oldmans diary posted:

oh boy youre so above arguing on the internet. teach gbs how to be cool like you

I was not referring to you

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Black Baby Goku posted:

She had 3 million more people vote for her, and lost. Kinda relevant. She would win if she ran in 2020. I hope she does.

If the Benghazi hearings proved anything, it's that she's tough and persistent. I bet she's planning out her 2020 strategy now.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

cda posted:

If the Benghazi hearings proved anything, it's that she's tough and persistent. I bet she's planning out her 2020 strategy now.

I hope she goes up against Bernie again and gets stomped in the primaries. But then the superdelegates step in but Bernie just barely manages to sway them. Then a masked gunman shoots him but he survives and ends up winning the election.

In the coda, it is revealed that Hillary and top dnc officials were the one who set up the assasin. They are hauled away in chains and the entire DNC leadership is dismantled as rhe populace cheers in revolt.

Donald Trump, having defeated Grover Norquist in single combat, emerges exhausted and bloodied befire shaking hands with Bernie. Their biceps flex as they shake and both share a brotherly laugh as they unite to Make America Great Again

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003


I'd love to gently caress her dry little mouth

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I liked that thread "never forget about Hillary Clinton's moist pussy". Thsnks to that thread, i never have

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I hope she goes up against Bernie again and gets stomped in the primaries. But then the superdelegates step in but Bernie just barely manages to sway them. Then a masked gunman shoots him but he survives and ends up winning the election.

In the coda, it is revealed that Hillary and top dnc officials were the one who set up the assasin. They are hauled away in chains and the entire DNC leadership is dismantled as rhe populace cheers in revolt.

Donald Trump, having defeated Grover Norquist in single combat, emerges exhausted and bloodied befire shaking hands with Bernie. Their biceps flex as they shake and both share a brotherly laugh as they unite to Make America Great Again

Where's the frenzied hate sex 3way before Bernie and Trump become friends by high fiving while spit roasting Hillary? Could we work in a homoerotic embrace after the flex/shake? Let's make this thing sizzle!

Have Blue fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Apr 8, 2017

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
What do I tell my daughter about why Hillary lost?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Dennis System posted:

What do I tell my daughter about why Hillary lost?

she sucked

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
also

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