Phoenix Command: The Commandering

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Cassa: Jan 29, 2009

Well that escalated wildly from clubs and chairs and slapfights.

Cassa fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 14, 2017

# ? May 14, 2017 04:30

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:14

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

Jesus Christ :stare:

# ? May 14, 2017 04:31

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Okaaaaaay....

# ? May 14, 2017 04:35

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

We have truly arrived at Thunderdome.

Glad to see you back Phi! Hope finals went well!

# ? May 14, 2017 04:49

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

By the end of this they'll be fighting with like flails or someshit.

A man will die before this ends.

A man must die before this ends.

Praise to thunderdome.

# ? May 14, 2017 04:57

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Let's uh.... let's just call him the boss then :catstare:

# ? May 14, 2017 05:26

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

I mean, this is why I didn't wanna fight, I'd better bloody recover with no lingering injury

still, small price to pay for the LP being back up and running!

# ? May 14, 2017 06:49

Class Warcraft: Apr 27, 2006

Phi230 posted:

Count parries away the chain deftfully with his...scissors. He makes a masterful counter-strike to which McFish has no defense and successfully sinks his Scissors deep into McFish's neck. McFish experiences a flash of white - then darkness.

Fuckin' sweet

# ? May 14, 2017 07:01

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

thunderdome does not determine who is right... only who is left...

# ? May 14, 2017 07:26

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

sebmojo posted:

thunderdome does not determine who is right... only who is left...

Oh snap I hope this isn't a movie quote because that's downright prosaic

# ? May 14, 2017 07:30

Nullkigan: Jul 3, 2009

From the other thread the 'current' year is about 2023.

A bunch of 12 year old child soldiers are beating the poo poo out of each other with chairs and stabbing people in the neck over the brass kit-kat that denotes 'boss'. Snake is suddenly even creepier.

# ? May 14, 2017 10:13

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Nullkigan posted:

From the other thread the 'current' year is about 2023.

A bunch of 12 year old child soldiers are beating the poo poo out of each other with chairs and stabbing people in the neck over the brass kit-kat that denotes 'boss'. Snake is suddenly even creepier.

Where are you getting 'child soldiers' from?

# ? May 14, 2017 10:42

Nullkigan: Jul 3, 2009

The DoB listed on the stat cards seems to be 2011 (probably reg dates); if it's 2023, well...

# ? May 14, 2017 10:47

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

They grow up so fast :allears:

# ? May 14, 2017 11:20

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Nullkigan posted:

From the other thread the 'current' year is about 2023.

A bunch of 12 year old child soldiers are beating the poo poo out of each other with chairs and stabbing people in the neck over the brass kit-kat that denotes 'boss'. Snake is suddenly even creepier.

Have you checked his DOB?

# ? May 14, 2017 12:36

LatwPIAT: Jun 6, 2011

Phi230 posted:

code:

McFish STABBED in NECK for 3 Impact!
100PD sustained.

25 PD.

Also, I should do the rolls for permanent disability on the people who've been wounded:

Dwayne, 100 PD to the LEG: HLT 11 for 91 effective PD, and healing at our new Field Hospital. This gives a 10% chance of bad recovery, which with a roll of 37, he does not experience.
Acuracy: 2 PD to HEAD, 6 PD to BODY, 1 PD to ARM, 2 PD to ARM, 2 PD to BODY: All wounds below Permanent Disability threshold
Popete: 8 PD to LEG: HLT 14 for 6 effective PD, wound below Permanent Disability threshold.
Dread: 100 PD to BODY: HLT 12 for 83 effective PD, and healing at our new Field Hospital. This gives a 2% chance of bad recovery, which with a roll of 44, he does not experience.
McFish: 25 PD to BODY: HLT 13 for 19 effective PD, wound below Permanent Disability threshold. If you let the 100 PD stand, it's a 2% chance, and with a roll of 97 there's not going to be any issues.

# ? May 14, 2017 21:37

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

So far we've had a rock win and a scissors win. We just need someone to win with a piece of paper to complete the cycle.

# ? May 15, 2017 01:27

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Popete posted:

So far we've had a rock win and a scissors win. We just need someone to win with a piece of paper to complete the cycle.

Please let there be a martial arts fan in the database somewhere...

# ? May 15, 2017 01:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Popete posted:

So far we've had a rock win and a scissors win. We just need someone to win with a piece of paper to complete the cycle.

Vicious papercuts.

# ? May 15, 2017 03:00

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Paper is just wood pulp, make compressed wood pulp clubs.

# ? May 15, 2017 03:14

Dreadwroth: Dec 12, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Yess no permanent injuries, I live to chair another day!

# ? May 15, 2017 04:29

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

That escalated quickly!

Kinda hoping for some lasting injuries or a death tho, c'mon dice~

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Paper is just wood pulp, make compressed wood pulp clubs.

We could make some papercraft armor and wear it in the field! It's cumbersome as hell if you make it thick, but it works pretty well!

- What would be the closest equivalent to a martial arts fan? We could tweak the numbers a bit from whatever's the closest.

RA Rx fucked around with this message at 07:35 on May 15, 2017

# ? May 15, 2017 07:28

Bacarruda: Mar 30, 2011; Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Paper is just wood pulp, make compressed wood pulp clubs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millwall_brick

# ? May 15, 2017 07:49

LatwPIAT: Jun 6, 2011

RA Rx posted:

- What would be the closest equivalent to a martial arts fan? We could tweak the numbers a bit from whatever's the closest.

I made this:

Japanese Folding War Fan
Weight: 3.0 lbs
Weapon Speed: 2.4
Weapon Class: 0

Folded
Blunt swing ID: 1d5+2
Blunt stab ID: 1d3
Damage Multiplier: xDB

Unflolded
Cutting swing ID: DB
Damage Multiplier: x(1d5+2)

Notes

It takes 1 action to fold or unfold the fan. Treat this as a 'Set' action for the purposes of determining defences; i.e. the character gets +1 Full Parry with weapons or shields held in the other hand.
The War Fan is a one-handed weapon, and provides Class 4 Partial Parries when used for partial parries.

# ? May 15, 2017 08:27

mcclay: Jul 8, 2013; Oh dear oh gosh oh darn; Soiled Meat

Do we know if man-portable railguns are a thing yet, or are they only on ships and maybe some planes?

# ? May 24, 2017 23:11

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

LatwPIAT posted:

I made this:

Japanese Folding War Fan
Weight: 3.0 lbs
Weapon Speed: 2.4
Weapon Class: 0

Folded
Blunt swing ID: 1d5+2
Blunt stab ID: 1d3
Damage Multiplier: xDB

Unflolded
Cutting swing ID: DB
Damage Multiplier: x(1d5+2)

Notes

It takes 1 action to fold or unfold the fan. Treat this as a 'Set' action for the purposes of determining defences; i.e. the character gets +1 Full Parry with weapons or shields held in the other hand.

The War Fan is a one-handed weapon, and provides Class 4 Partial Parries when used for partial parries.

You're awesome!

# ? May 25, 2017 10:22

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

Is this dead, or did something else come up?

# ? May 31, 2017 06:59

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Dead I suspect.

# ? May 31, 2017 11:27

RA Rx: Mar 24, 2016

At least it ended with someone getting stabbed in the neck with a scissor. That's more than most games can say!

Edit: Yaaaay!

RA Rx fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 31, 2017

# ? May 31, 2017 12:05

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Not dead just vacation

# ? May 31, 2017 15:38

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Phi230 posted:

Not dead just vacation

Hooray!

# ? May 31, 2017 16:09

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Phi230 posted:

Not dead just vacation

woo!

# ? May 31, 2017 21:23

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Phi230 posted:

Not dead just vacation

Phi230 STABBED in WALLET for 3 Impact! 100CD sustained.
97% to recover within X days.

# ? May 31, 2017 21:27

Cathode Raymond: Dec 30, 2015; My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.; Soiled Meat

Great to hear that this thread didn't take a scissors to the neck!

Unlike that one unfortunate merc. But let's not talk about that. Let's stay positive.

# ? May 31, 2017 21:50

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The mighty scissors dark souls parry is the highlight of this story, and this one already included a man taking a bullet to the knee and still headcapping someone.

# ? May 31, 2017 21:54

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Cathode Raymond posted:

Great to hear that this thread didn't take a scissors to the neck!

Unlike that one unfortunate merc. But let's not talk about that. Let's stay positive.

Like his blood type? Bagfull of A+ fresh from the medic!

# ? May 31, 2017 21:54