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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.change.org/p/snapple-beverage-corp-bring-back-snapple-elements

Forget petitions for stupid poo poo no one cares about. Who remembers Snapple Elements? This poo poo was DELICIOUS, especially "Rain". It was like superwater. More water-y water.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Water, Corn Syrup High Fructose, Citric Acid, Flavoring Natural, Flavors Natural Prickly Pear Cactus, Grapes Juice White, Agave Nectar, Astragalus Extract, Ginseng Extract, Pears Prickly Cactus Puree

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i dont drink that crap op its coffee or tea or water

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Sun was drat tasty. I would buy a few if they came back.

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.
idgi fire and earth are elements but sun is also fire and rain is water and what about air

I know a thing or two about air

also missing: heart (the drink of the element, not the shape drawn around the bottles, that doesn't count)

Vacation Tenzin fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Apr 9, 2017

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
What about Josta? Nobody ever thinks about Josta.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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nigga crab pollock posted:

i dont drink that crap op its coffee or tea or water

sell me your tv since you don't watch it

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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cool new Polack jokes posted:

What about Josta? Nobody ever thinks about Josta.

Fuckin' Josta was good it was like a cherrier Dr Pepper with guarana!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Fuckin' Josta was good it was like a cherrier Dr Pepper with guarana!

That poo poo was the nastiest poo poo ever holy crap. :barf:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Pick posted:

Water, Corn Syrup High Fructose, Citric Acid, Flavoring Natural, Flavors Natural Prickly Pear Cactus, Grapes Juice White, Agave Nectar, Astragalus Extract, Ginseng Extract, Pears Prickly Cactus Puree

If they switched out the HFCS with sucralose I would drink the loving poo poo out of those, I loved the Elements but even a Coke makes me feel jittery as gently caress nowadays

e: or use stevia instead, millenials love that poo poo

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Fuckin' Josta was good it was like a cherrier Dr Pepper with guarana!

the one true king of sodas:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That poo poo was the nastiest poo poo ever holy crap. :barf:

I was a child so it's possible I am wrong.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I was a child so it's possible I am wrong.

Yeah me too. Maybe now that we're all mature it's time to try a josta again. :unsmith:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pick posted:

https://www.change.org/p/snapple-beverage-corp-bring-back-snapple-elements

Forget petitions for stupid poo poo no one cares about. Who remembers Snapple Elements? This poo poo was DELICIOUS, especially "Rain". It was like superwater. More water-y water.


I don't think they had that here.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah me too. Maybe now that we're all mature it's time to try a josta again. :unsmith:

https://www.change.org/p/pepsico-bring-back-josta

Petition Closed :(

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
consumerism is a disease of the soul

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

SHISHKABOB posted:

consumerism is a disease of the soul

TRUE DAT

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Yeah Rain was good

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I'm going to have my Szechuan Sauce

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Hemingway To Go! posted:

I'm going to have my Szechuan Sauce

who here has actually had that stuff? i regret not making my parents take me to mcdonald's when mulan came out

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

SHISHKABOB posted:

consumerism is a disease of the soul

are you trying to say that mixing water with the cheapest worst form of sugar, and then 10 percent juice is something we could possibly do as individuals? surely some kind of master had to invent this nectar, a nectar so divine they couldn't even get americans to keep slurping it, and that there would be a way to hydrate our bodies without the joy of trading capital to these brilliant lords of drink craft???

post a video of how to blend juice and water or i'm going to have to call bullshit on this one

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
only if it has those little flavor balls again

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

who here has actually had that stuff? i regret not making my parents take me to mcdonald's when mulan came out

I had it but I have no memory of what it tastes like and hadn't thought about it in years

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i prefer Orbitz

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I dunno ...

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Rutibex posted:

i prefer Orbitz

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

who here has actually had that stuff? i regret not making my parents take me to mcdonald's when mulan came out
it was never released. fake news

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
they also had a Meteor flavor as well. that one was my fav. i honestly dont remember the taste of any of them at all. i only used to get them because the labeling design

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Rutibex posted:

i prefer Orbitz


oh my god I just turned on my desktop in order to post Orbitz

never had it, heard it was like "drinking spiderwebs"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hemingway To Go! posted:

oh my god I just turned on my desktop in order to post Orbitz

never had it, heard it was like "drinking spiderwebs"
I'm pretty sure that was your dad talking about jizz
Anyways Orbitz were fun to drink

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Where did the Arizona Asian plum green tea ever go to


Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
they were the bomb dot com

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno




why pretend you're drinking sugar water when you can drink pure sugar candy

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the world is ready for a butthole flavor.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

afeelgoodpoop posted:

the world is ready for a butthole flavor.

Dely Apple posted:



why pretend you're drinking sugar water when you can drink pure sugar candy

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

wow they put sugar in water holy loving poo poo no one has ever thought of that before call the goddamn nobel prize committee and give the op the award for biggest retard before he falls into a toilet and drowns like the piece of poo poo he is

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

wow they put sugar in water holy loving poo poo no one has ever thought of that before call the goddamn nobel prize committee and give the op the award for biggest retard before he falls into a toilet and drowns like the piece of poo poo he is

She*

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


i take it all back. op, this thread is v. good. please pm me feet pics, sweetie

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I have memories of thing:



recently "relaunched."

bought some of it, realized I can't remember what it tasted like back in the day, wasted nostalgia. brain hacked +

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i take it all back. op, this thread is v. good. please pm me feet pics, sweetie

Go check her smashed twinkie thread for hot foot pics.

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