Nursery rhymes in modern vernacular

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Nursery rhymes in modern vernacular

Peg Sliderskew

Boys and girls, come out to play,
The moon is shining bright as day,
And I have puppies and candy in my van.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 21:55

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:45

Peg Sliderskew

I saw an old coffin dodger chucked up in a basket
Some random monkey cheese number of times as high (lol) as the moon
I had to know where the hell she was going
Because in her hand she carried a DustBuster (TM)
'Oi bitch! Oi bitch! Oi bitch!' I yelled
'Da gently caress you going with a DustBuster (TM)? Are you high?'
'To gently caress up the cobwebs in the sky!'
'Want me to come with?'
'Yeah, whatever.'

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 09:15

Peg Sliderskew

Arash posted:

Happy birthday to you,
Death draws nearer to you,
Enjoy all you're indebted to,
Happy birthday to you.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 15:26

Peg Sliderskew

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the ecologically responsible LED lightbulb.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 16:08

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