hush little baby don't say a word here is your tablet, play angry birds if those angry birds won't fly mama's gonna buy you a raspberry pi if that raspberry pi won't run mama's gonna buy you a cool nerf gun if those nerf gun darts get lost mama's gonna buy you a shirt from lacoste if that shirt from lacoste gets weird looks you'll still be the sweetest little baby on facebook
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