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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cannon_Fodder posted:

I've gone camping 3 times.

First time was with a group of 13-14 people, so it was basically just moving into the woods with my college friends. I'm not sure it counted, I didn't need to move a finger, beyond acting as a porter to bring in the coolers.


Second time, I went camping as my buddy's bachelor party. Again, it was a group event (though only 8 people this time). Again, people knew how to handle their poo poo, I didn't have to fend for myself at all.

We went to a Yurt in a state park.
Wasn't my house, therefor, camping.


I'm hoping to work up the courage to say to my wife, "let's go camping" and back it up with action.

My question for you guys: What drives you to go camping? I like nature, I like going out and not dealing with nonsense from my day-to-day, but I simply cannot prioritize this poo poo at all. Got any tips on how you guys find the time?

Discomfort.

Sleeping on a rock, making GBS threads in a hole, pissing in the bushes.
Burning yourself trying to start a fire, getting bitten by mosquitoes.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
gently caress it, just go.
Don't worry about the people who think "this guy isn't as hardcore as us because.................... (dumb reason)".

Just take them car camping and when they get a bit older, if you want to, take them on an over nighter somewhere close thats a canoe paddle and like one short easy portage away from the car.
As they get older, if they like that stuff, venture a bit further.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Oh yeah, for the other goon, but anyone else who might be hesitant.

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