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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
im starting a new job doing probably 7-7 shifts for 3 weeks gently caress YOU ANAHEIM FOR MAKING ME STAY UP ANOTHER HOUR EVERY GAME. just take the drat l for the 2 rivalry series you stupid bitches

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Spring Break My Heart posted:

They never tanked, and in fact always tried to add expensive veterans and fired their coaches quickly. They lost the good old fashioned way, by having incompetent management make a crappy roster.

look at the aftermath of the golden ticket to see the oilers trying to win earnestly. they immediately fired the gm and replaced him with someone who wasnt the last person to play pro hockey without a helmet and hired an experienced coach who isnt a moron and replaced scouts and assistant coaches

jsoh fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Apr 10, 2017

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
dave randorf loving sucks!

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Loqieu posted:

Really amazing how bad this is. Why not just throw a viewing party outside and sell concessions?

its been raining and just a bit above freezing lately

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Powershift posted:

Oh, i remember that, but it's need that he's up in the cheap seats with the fans.

those seats cost like 400 dollars

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
he hurt himself in warmups

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
saying the oilers played 20 minutes of good hockey is very generous it was more like 12~

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
raffis a piece of poo poo but he was our piece of poo poo

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
how is it even in consideration to root for a team in the same state

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
I think if the flames were playing against like, the 1942 German national team it would be a hard sell to cheer for them

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Captain Internet posted:

The only Kassian highlight is the goal. Everything else is gong show taking runs.

yeah its great

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

You root for the team most likely to poo poo the bed against your team in the next round, no?

Calgary and Vancouver losing is almost as important to me as Edmonton winning.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

fits posted:

i like the part where they dont list a description for the mark messier leadership award

its for excellence in elbow

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
that was a totally normally amount of dirty and if a guy cant take a elbow to the face he should maybe wear a cage or not be on the ice

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

glynnenstein posted:

The NHL prohibits cages because it would make the player an unmarketable pussy. You're only allowed to use them if you have a facial injury, in which case you've been revealed to be a pussy already but they can market your injury.

i know, we are talking about logan couture the guy whos entire mouth is currently a bowl of soup

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
leon draisaitl gets a hearing for the nutshot yesterday

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
gently caress the calgary flames!

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
for the first time in 11 years the edmonton oilers will play more games than the calgary flames

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

iospace posted:

Two isn't that big of a difference.

Please do not troll me on this happiest day since the last time the Flames were eliminated by the Ducks.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
heres the correct team to be a fan of tier list:

edmonton oilers hockey club




















everyone else i dont care about at all

gently caress the calgary flames

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

destroyed

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
watching the post game interviews and lmao pete deboer is a loving moron . happy to watch his team play pure defensive for 10 minutes in the third

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Koopa Kid posted:

I don't buy the presumption that coaches are trying to game corsi, especially the idea that they would do so to the exclusion of trying to win games somehow. Like, what's the incentive exactly?

they see that good corsi used to be a predictor of good hockey and mistake correlation for causation.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Furnaceface posted:

My team has been eliminated so I am now free to cheer for the chaos option and root for the team that will bring the most misery to everyone else.

Go Leafs.

post avatar combo right here. you are a terrible person

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
he kind of went knee on knee on #88 right before that too. what a poo poo head

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
ive seen him do like 4 postgame interviews and my opinion is cemented that hes a huge idiot

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

The Golden Man posted:

Oilers are back baby

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Xtanstic posted:

grats oilers on falling backwards into multiple 1st overalls, trading away Yak and Hall and finally making it

yeah

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
every oilers game but the early one is going to end four hours before ih ave to work up for a 13 hour shift ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ha ha hah ha

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
i think pierre saw some early nardwuar interviews and decided he wanted to be that but forgot to be funny and interesting

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
the oilers are not going to lose another game until Connor retires

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
he's going to change his number to 98 because they win 98 games a year

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Ginette Reno posted:

Connor Mcdavid vs our defense is not a thought I relish

its ok you just send someone out whos 250 lbs to bear hug him off the face off to play 4v4 until his shift is over

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