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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
1. I hate the way you talk to me
2. And the way you cut your hair
3. I hate the way you drive my car
4. I hate it when you stare
5. I hate your big dumb combat boots
6. And the way you read my mind
7. I hate the way you're always right
8. I hate it when you lie
9. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
10. I hate the way you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call
bonus 11. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
Arteezy
PPD
Sumail
Universe
Fear
Fly
Bigdaddy
Ana
Jerax
S4

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Sloth
Gluttony
Lust
Avarice
Pride
Wrath
Envy
Slow walking
TV Spoiling
Pineapple on pizza

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

my neck
my back
my pussy
my crack
my fat nuts
my slimy taint
my huge battered and bloody o-ring
my thick cheesy cockhead
my rancid foreskin
my tangled pubes matted with dry skin and grease

magnavox space odyssey
Jan 22, 2016
DICKS ON ME
DICKS ABOUT ME
DICKS BESIDES ME
DICKS INSIDE ME
DICKS SINCE ME
DICKS ACROSS ME
DICKS AS NATIONAL HERITAGE
DICKS AFTER ME
DICKS DESPITE ME
DICKS CRAWLING WITH AIDS

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The RZA
The GZA
Method Man
Raekwon
Ol Dirty Bastard
U God
Inspectah Deck
Ghostface Killah
Cappadonna
Masta Killa

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Mumbo's Mountain
Treasure Trove Cove
Clanker's Cavern
Bubblegloop Swamp
Freezeezy Peak
Gobi's Valley
Mad Monster Mansion
Rusty Bucket Bay
Click Clock Wood
Grunty's Furnace Fun

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Virtual Balboa
Brock Winthrop
Prick Baxter
Tommy Vee
Fennel Cartwright
Cooter
Bernard Fuddle
Dirk Funk
Gomez
Kermit Neville

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

VCO
sine
saw
square
glide
XMOD
RINGMOD
LFO
VCF
VCA

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens
Rogue One
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
1 - arm drag
2 - arm bar
3 - the moss covered, three handled family grudunzle
4 - arm bar
5 - the saskatchewan spinning nerve hold
6 - body slam
7 - drop toe hold
8 - arm bar
9 - shooting star staple super press
10 - right handed arm bar

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Mameluke
Macarius Wrench
Plebian Parasite
Lunchmeat Larry
magnavox space odyssey
HenryJLittlefinger
Hedrigall
Chrpno
DontMockMySmock
Pneub

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

DontMockMySmock posted:

Mameluke
Macarius Wrench
Plebian Parasite
Lunchmeat Larry
magnavox space odyssey
HenryJLittlefinger
Hedrigall
Chrpno
DontMockMySmock
Pneub

I refuse to be grouped in with such trash

kreyla
Dec 31, 2008
Schooner
Tug
Punt
Felucca
Corvette
Galleon
Packet
Frigate
Raft
Canoe

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Milky way galaxy
Earth
North america
United States of America
State of oregon
Multnomah County
City of Portland
Ross island
45.488962,-122.657208
Kyron Horman

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000
regular ham
honey-baked ham
the slice of ham you get at breakfast instead of bacon or sausage
that italian ham that's really expensive that you slice thin
that spanish ham that's like the italian ham, but cheaper
that spanish ham that's like the italian ham, but more expensive because the pigs eat acorns or something
canadian bacon
black forest ham, or virginia ham, or some other ham you are supposed to know about
the ham at subway that's on a bmt that you really can't taste, so you just get a spicy italian if you know what's up
gabagool

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


  1. Spaghetti
  2. Flat spaghetti
  3. Hollow spaghetti
  4. Really big, hollow spaghetti chopped up into little sections.
  5. Really big, hollow spaghetti chopped up into little sections with a bend in the middle
  6. Spirally spaghetti
  7. Seashell spaghetti
  8. Spaghetti shaped like a bow tie
  9. Big flat sheets of spaghetti
  10. Gnocchi

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Milky way galaxy
Earth
North america
United States of America
State of oregon
Multnomah County
City of Portland
Ross island
45.488962,-122.657208
Kyron Horman

:chanpop:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

kreyla posted:

Schooner
Tug
Punt
Felucca
Corvette
Galleon
Packet
Frigate
Raft
Canoe

List sorely missing barques and man o wars.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
1: In the morning
2: At night
3: In the afternoon
4: Times of peace
5: Times of war
6: Before I smoke two joints (then two more)
7: When I get up
8: In the car
9: When I play video games
10: At every ten thousand points

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Vilas Kraut posted:

regular ham
honey-baked ham
the slice of ham you get at breakfast instead of bacon or sausage
that italian ham that's really expensive that you slice thin
that spanish ham that's like the italian ham, but cheaper
that spanish ham that's like the italian ham, but more expensive because the pigs eat acorns or something
canadian bacon
black forest ham, or virginia ham, or some other ham you are supposed to know about
the ham at subway that's on a bmt that you really can't taste, so you just get a spicy italian if you know what's up
gabagool

egg and bacon
egg sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg bacon and spam
egg bacon sausage and spam
spam bacon sausage and spam
spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam
spam spam spam egg and spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
Pectus excavatum
Tinnitus
Gout
Hemorrhoid
Atherosclerosis (age 22)
Sour odor
Depression
The disease that makes you torture animals as a child and post about it with perfect grammar
Pilonidal cyst
Tonsillolith

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Forced In
Shrinking Universe
Recess
Yes Please
Map Of Your Head
Nature_1
Shine Acoustic
Ashamed
The Gallery
Hyper Chondriac Music

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Its pronounced gnocchi

docLeder
Oct 27, 2004
rutting season
Vido Game.
The Wife Majestic
just me
barnle
I get paid to lookat big tits/rear end all day
The days hipster problem
I'm the correct kind of racist.
Using a funny voice for irony IRL
Donald Trump is the new president

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

egg and bacon
egg sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg bacon and spam
egg bacon sausage and spam
spam bacon sausage and spam
spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam
spam spam spam egg and spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam

spam
treet
potted meat
potted meat food product
hamdingers
duck confit
vienna sausage
corned beef hash
creamed chipped beef
creamed chipped beef - corned beef hash combo can

kreyla
Dec 31, 2008
Water cleanser
Oil cleanser
Exfoliator
Toner
Essence
Ampoule
Sheet mask
Eye cream
Moisturizer
SPF

kreyla
Dec 31, 2008

ikanreed posted:

List sorely missing barques and man o wars.

Barque
Man o' war
Dutch Ritter
Coracle
Brigantine
Kayak
Curragh
Pontoon
Junk
Galley

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
Fantomâs
Lovage
Dead Cross
Peeping Tom
Tomahawk
I Am Legend
Portal
Bionic Commando

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

We Know Catheters posted:

Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
Fantomâs
Lovage
Dead Cross
Peeping Tom
Tomahawk
I Am Legend
Portal
Bionic Commando

:hfive:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Classic Space
Castle
Pirates
Town
Futuron
M-tron
Blacktron
Ice Planet
Star Wars
Bionicle

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
Dr. Pepper
Mr. Pibb
Dr. Thunder
Mr. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Dr. Slapper
Mr. Phiz
Dr. Pubelix
Dr. Good Guy
LPN Schlibb
Mr. Fister

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Dude didn't even get his degree.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Chrpno posted:

Dude didn't even get his degree.
An escalator can't break, it can only become stairs.
I had an ant farm, they didn't grow poo poo.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
I want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good, and we're wasting time.
I remixed a remix; it was back to normal.
I think Bigfoot IS blurry, that's the problem.
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I can't tell you what hotel I am staying at, but I can tell you that two trees are involved.

FTFY

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Slope
Hill
Incline
Trench
Plain
Ocean
Stream
Tributary
Egress
River

Just for you, OP

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Demonstrations
Protests
Riots
Rage
Coup
Fledgling Democracy
Muslim Brotherhood
Ouster
Sham Referendum
El-Sisi

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

turds
craps
shits
poops
shites
jobbies
bum eggs
my posts
steamin logs
feces

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Ubuntu
Fedora
CentOS
RedHat
Linux Mint
Arch Linux
Debian
OpenSUSE
Gentoo Linux
Linux from Scratch :black101:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

du -hast posted:

Ubuntu
Fedora
CentOS
RedHat
Linux Mint
Arch Linux
Debian
OpenSUSE
Gentoo Linux
Linux from Scratch :black101:

Is "fedora" an actual UNIX-based OS or is this just a list of "things terrible nerds like"?

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kreyla
Dec 31, 2008
Foolscap
Origami
Lined
Note
Wrapping
News
Wall
Butcher
Parchment
Rice

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