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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wonder what games/memes they are looking at on those tablets

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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


they're good animals, brent

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Shhhh!!! This is a library!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Do people still use petting in the sexual sense? Feels like it's one of those meanings that have died out

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Vegetable posted:

Do people still use petting in the sexual sense? Feels like it's one of those meanings that have died out

Heavy petting (non-sexual)

naem
May 29, 2011

Vegetable posted:

Do people still use petting in the sexual sense? Feels like it's one of those meanings that have died out

People don't really even do relationships anymore, so courting behaviors and periods of time between meeting and sexual activity are like gone. It's all just slabs of meat smacking each other and texting

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

naem posted:

People don't really even do relationships anymore, so courting behaviors and periods of time between meeting and sexual activity are like gone. It's all just slabs of meat smacking each other and texting

Not for us horribly ugly people

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I like to feel things. Feels good man.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Glad to see Senior Woodchuck's modeling career took off.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

I want to be a shetland pony that bites all bipeds and tries to kick you because I'm a jerk. All shetland ponies are jerks and you should not pet them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHcGlKTytc

Legit the coolest horse.

Nibblin' on grass
biting someones dumb rear end kid
gently caress off lil biped.


nvm I thought you called the pony the rear end in a top hat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:stare::hf::cheerdoge:

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
personally, im into heavy petting

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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its a mammal thing op

its why humans tend to get along better with other mammals

The General
Mar 4, 2007


myDad posted:

Heavy petting (non-sexual)

Heavy Petting (Because I think I am a cat)

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

its a mammal thing op

its why humans tend to get along better with other mammals

Birds though

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Dave_Indeed posted:

I want to be a shetland pony that bites all bipeds and tries to kick you because I'm a jerk. All shetland ponies are jerks and you should not pet them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHcGlKTytc

Legit the coolest horse.

Nibblin' on grass
biting someones dumb rear end kid
gently caress off lil biped REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


kek at the Parents for letting them try to mount a Pony even through its having its lunch

dumb kid deserves it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

birds are loving insane

naem
May 29, 2011

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

theyre dinosaurs

youre welcome :)

Beaucoup Cuckoo
Apr 10, 2008

Uncle Seymour wants you to eat your beans.
dogs don't have thumbs.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
i thought they had them near their elbows :idgi:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Bats aren't bugs!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Dont you fuckign touch me. You werent going to anyway but just DONT, OK????

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

myDad posted:

Bats aren't bugs!

How come Zubat can use Bug type moves then???

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Beaucoup Cuckoo posted:

dogs don't have thumbs.

Nope, but my cat does.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



OP baffled by empathy - join us at 11 for an in-depth report.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I like to pet my snake (:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

https://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

aww, I think deep down every living thing wants to be pet

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

That is both adorable and terrifying even more than the moray eel one. :stonk:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
How is the cute, little, fat porcupine terrifying?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

a bone to pick posted:

aww, I think deep down every living thing wants to be pet

Let's all get in a big circle and pet each other

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
How is the cute, long, slippery moray eel terrifying?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Gonna pet you OP.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Some reptiles are into it, too. I know bearded dragons go crazy for some good petting. Burmese pythons, not so much.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
anyone wanna pet me? pm





please :(

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Shadow posted:

anyone wanna pet me? pm





please :(

More like shadown't! Haha fuckin owned! Insulting mahfuckers takes my mind off of the emotional void into which I was cast adrift at birth, loser!

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Murray Mantoinette posted:

More like shadown't! Haha fuckin owned! Insulting mahfuckers takes my mind off of the emotional void into which I was cast adrift at birth, loser!

I'm glad I could help! Is there anything else you'd like to bleed onto the emotional tampon that it my life? :)

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I've been known to stroke a pussy or two...

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Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
You pet it first and if it doesn't bite, it's safe to stick your dick in

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