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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
From a second hand store appears our protagonist, a look of determination etched onto his face, and a used six string guitar held reverently in his hands. He gazes upon it in wonder and for a moment you think, but no- was it a trick of the light? Perhaps it was, yet maybe not- maybe you did in fact see stars in his eyes. He was remembering, just last night, in fact- where the venue was playing. No matter how hard he tried he was unable to gain entrance (it was a sold-out show...). Despondent, he pressed his ear to the wall of the theater, and he heard, no; he felt a roar- it was the crowd! Then, he heard it- one, lone guitar. He could picture it, like he was really there! He was understandably metaphorically blown away. Now, he would become that which destiny decreed he would be. He would set out and seek to wrest control of the very primal forces of sound, and noise, and music!. He would be an unstoppable force, and none shall oppose him- he would become- A JUKEBOX HERO

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
sits down and begins to write the lyrics to the greatest song ever- "You're OK, But About That Horse You Rode In On..."

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Each draw of the bow across the violin's tenorous tendons resonate the corresponding heart strings within my breast; the mournful wail of each note vibrates my inner core. Slowly, the song builds. Drums accompany the violins, horned instruments blare out their voices, and still the violin cries out in anguish! The song rises to an inevitable climactic end, ejaculating my soul into the very heart of the cosmos. Self is lost, my very being is consumed and I become one with the universe. And then the phone rings...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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