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Twenty Four


Splatmaster posted:

From a second hand store appears our protagonist, a look of determination etched onto his face, and a used six string guitar held reverently in his hands. He gazes upon it in wonder and for a moment you think, but no- was it a trick of the light? Perhaps it was, yet maybe not- maybe you did in fact see stars in his eyes. He was remembering, just last night, in fact- where the venue was playing. No matter how hard he tried he was unable to gain entrance (it was a sold-out show...). Despondent, he pressed his ear to the wall of the theater, and he heard, no; he felt a roar- it was the crowd! Then, he heard it- one, lone guitar. He could picture it, like he was really there! He was understandably metaphorically blown away. Now, he would become that which destiny decreed he would be. He would set out and seek to wrest control of the very primal forces of sound, and noise, and music!. He would be an unstoppable force, and none shall oppose him- he would become- A JUKEBOX HERO


Admiral_eX_laX posted:

*takes long drag off cigarette and flicks it away*

heh. you see kids. i've been at this a while now...

*slowly turns the crank on a weathered jack-in-the-box*

you don't turn this crank

*continues to turn crank*

no. this crank turns you.

*jack pops out of jack in the box*


:stare:

Jack in the box hero

Pro cranker

When it pops, the crowd don't stop

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