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*takes long drag off cigarette and flicks it away* heh. you see kids. i've been at this a while now... *slowly turns the crank on a weathered jack-in-the-box* you don't turn this crank *continues to turn crank* no. this crank turns you. *jack pops out of jack in the box* |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:22 |
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*polishing guitar frets after a gig* *in walks a drunken half naked groupie* Groupie: it's time for SEX Me: no, i'm polishing my frets Groupie: SEX Me: frets...sex...fretsex. Good song name...yes... *scribbles "Fretsex" hastily on a napkin* Groupie: C'MON SEX Me: please keep it down i am trying to concentrate |
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